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Scanner Reports 1-02-12
updated: Jan 02, 2012, 7:00 AM
By Roger the Scanner Guy
Welcome to 2012. It seemed to come into Santa Barbara quietly. A train traveled through town blowin' its horn. Occasional fireworks and shots dotted the East Side. A few moments after a series of more fireworks and shots off in the distance, I conked out. After that it took all I had to wait up after midnight to see if anything was going to happen, anything bad. But it never does SNOT here anything that does seems to have a natural process to it, therefore everything that happens in Santa Barbara is Natural Causes. Those who don't normally experience Natural Causes are going to have a rough time accepting it if they should ever end up poor or have to struggle to make a living.
It's all part of the Nude World Odor...Natural Causes could cause a person to naturally keel over a second's notice and break out in gun shot, or stab wounds, be strangled, burned to death, run over or be dismembered by a natural process called homicide. Do not be alarmed these Natural Causes only happen to people who reside on the wrong side of town, or are renters with no money to their name.
I read where it's a law now that gun owners cannot carry unloaded handguns in public, in California however the law doesn't cover all guns...So stated in the Times, gun owners will be carrying long unloaded guns. When someone writes up a law they want changed they should cover all the bases and think of the taxpayer whom has to pay for this foolishness.
Oh, for toes of you that can't finger it out for yourselves this is my opinion.
Happy New Year! Hairs your Scanner Reports, Fryday:
Refusal to leave the ER 320 West Pueblo.
5150 who has been calling 911 from hotels on the North end of town.
Found Dog a Boxer at the station 215 East Figueroa.
Subjects in a silver 4x4 shooting in the 2800 Block of Gibraltar.
Shoplifting investigation at Scolari's 222 North Milpas.
Medical emergency for a subject down in the gutter in the 3600 Block of State Street.
Medical emergency for an 11 year old fall victim from a bicycle near Hope School with a possible compound fracture.
A transient with a dog and a shopping cart threatened the security guard at Trader Joes on South Milpas, he was arrested and his dog was taken to the pound.
There was a subject naked in a motel room where I do not know I just heard it on the scanner.
Illegal homeless camp across from 415 East Montecito Street. When I was homeless I had some cool camps if not for my farting no one would ever know I was there.
Code Blue first block of North Voluntario.
There was a short Failure to Yield near Garden and highway 101, not sure if charges were filed at all.
Highway 101 Mission on ramp there was a single vehicle unknown if injury traffic accident.
Some type of 415 investigation at the Faulding Hotel.
600 Block of East DLG Suspicious HFA wearing grey pants.
Suicidal Male who wishes to overdose at Circle K. 200 South Milpas. A few moments later there was a 415 Bottle throwing call there, I'm not sure one had to do with another but you never know around here.
Earlier in the evening someone reported hearing voices near a mortuary, and the place was closed. At least it looked that way to the living.
242 Assault in the 1700 Block of San Pasqual, suspect was in possession of a knife but did not use it.
Report of Two Males fighting near Art's Bar 2600 Block of DLV.
Scanner Reports, Saturday, the Eve of the New Year:
95 South Kellogg 594 Vandalism to a vehicle.
23103 Grey SUV Not sure might have been a drunk driver heard there was at least a center divider hit vehicle was followed from Modoc and Hollister to San Jose, near Ontare to a home it's unknown whether or not there were any charges.
1700 Block of Thomas 415 Landlord Tenant.
Illegal Burn on Saint Francis Way I think this was a BBQ.
Check the welfare of a code 40 in the gutter in front of the Rose Cafe 400 Block of East Haley, he has property inside of the restaurant.
415 Transient refusing to leave USA Gas 8 South Milpas.
Structure Fire 520 West Canon Perdido.
1200 Block of Richelle Lane Prowler possible peeper.
484 Theft of a bicycle 800 Block of State near Rite Aid.
2002 East Anapamu 2002 Hit and Run.
Somewhere on South Soledad a 415 Domestic.
Shoplifter detained at K-Mart.
At East Valley and San Ysidro a driver into a brick wall 23152 possible.
Smoke Investigation outside Canon Perdido and San Andreas a lot of BBQing in the area smoked it up.
600 Block of Sutton subjects fighting in the street.
In the county someone was hit in the head with a beer can, "Ping!" I got hit in the head with a full can of beer once thrown overhand it really hurt.
Loud Potty 600 West Sola.
Illegal Burn bonfire 500 Block of North Ontare.
Found Property Rite Aid 35 South Milpas.
900 Block of San Pasqual someone in a house they are not supposed to be in.
1200 Block of Cacique Loud Potty.
Mesa at Cliff code 40 drunk riding a bicycle.
Possible intruders near the pool SBHS with spray paint.
Subject fled taxi fare Carpinteria Avenue near Motel 6 in Carp.
Scanner Reports, Sunday one/one/2012:
Suspicious subjects in the creek around the Elks Club - young men with pit bulls.
3rd and Lindy animal injured.
1300 Block of Chapala 459 Burglary to a vehicle.
Code 2 medic's for a transient near Oak Park tennis courts.
2000 Block of DLV on a 459 Burglary to a vehicle.
Valerio and San Pasqual report of 20,0002 hit and run.
459 Burglary to a vehicle 1400 Block of DLV.
131 South Kellogg 2 X-Rays fighting.
Assault investigation at the station occurred on Cliff Drive.
415 Female who is drunk attempting to leave in a vehicle in the 1500 Block of Shoreline Drive.
Subject refusing to leave Hot Spots 36 State Street.
Big Aggressive Dog refusing to leave the patio at Cava Restaurant.
Report of a large person carrying a large object 2000 Block of Cliff Drive.
Medical Emergency possible assault woman down but she got up and walked away but they caught up with her.
100 Block of Ocean Ave. Overdose.
Suspicious circumstances First block West Victoria male attempting to break into a vehicle.
23152 Grey Honda registered to 1200 Block of Punta Gorda, drunk driver didn't get location.
245 With an axe Garden and Yananoli female suspect at Cottage hospital.
That's it for now. Hope you all had a great New Year's celebration. Have a great Monday and Dog Willin', me and Pooh Bear will see ya on Wednesday. Roger
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