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Scanner Report 12-19-11
updated: Dec 19, 2011, 7:00 AM
By Roger the Scanner Guy
Another Weekend come and gone, Christmas right around the corner. Don't feel thata way to me with these Sunny Santa Barbara Days and these feelings of impending doom. Depression, constipation. Very uncertain times... I thought I'd enjoy watching Yuppies crumble but now many of us are in the same boat. And even those further ahead are uncertain of their futures. It is as if a massive earthquake has shook our souls...
SIX MORE SHOPLIFTING DAZE TILL CHRISTMAS. Very strange day Sunday, along of feelings of being there before, and entering a point of no return. Must bee Male WOMANpause. Pooh Bear is doing good although mildly depressed at least not sick like he was. He just does not want to come out of his cage, kinda like me. I know when my bones feel better I'm going to finish cleaning up and painting this joint. But I really don't know when that will be and don't care. I think after waiting two months for the problem to be fixed I just learned to live without.
Ballistic Belinda just stopped by and cursed me for being a man. Actually she was mad at another man but to her we are all the same disease. I don't care not much really bothers me. Or maybe it does and I just don't care. Kinda like not wearing my teeth. I just don't care.
Pooh Bear got some Christmas cards the other day and it really cheered him up. Cats are smart; they know when the mail is for them. I have some of the cards hanging in his cage others on the shelves, pictures of otter kitties and cards signed by kitties their own secret code. They are going to break him out at midnight.
As usual, I listened to the Scanner but didn't write everything down - just kinda vegetated, constipated. I don't really know what to call it deep, deep thoughts, Strange Weekend.
Scanner Reports, Fryday:
Jumper Milpas overpass taken down by SBPD, CHP. He might be back up there next week.
23152 Drunk Driver Gold Chevy Impala on West Valerio.
Somewhere in the county a man and his mother were attacked by a dog.
State at Hope unknown if injury traffic accident vehicle vs bicycle minor injury vehicle took off.
100 Block of Helena check the welfare of a man standing on the tracks wearing a tan jacket and black pants.
200 Block of Ladera suicidal subject in an apartment.
Trains are stopped one is going thru.
A man at the county jail turning himself in on a no bail warrant.
Medical Emergency at Samarkand Fall Victim head injury.
415 Fight at Bonnet Park 5 or 6 subjects.
500 Block of State Street large group of transients blocking door way.
1145 Suicidal subject near Lobero Theatre in the parking garage. Gold van, "He wants to jump out in front of traffic on the freeway."
California Pizza Kitchen Donation jar ripped off by 14 year olds last seen West Bound on Ortega. Happy Holidaze.
Scanner Reports, Saturday:
415 Juvenile problem at the Skate Park 100 Block of East Cabrillo.
Illegal campers in a black school bus Laguna at Los Olivos.
500 Allen Road reporting party observed subject shove his girlfriend into his vehicle with force, SBPD has all information could not write it all down quick enough.
A female in her 50's crashed a jeep on upper De La Vina then after leaving the scene on foot observed walking into a liquor store.
On the Park Side of Carpinteria State Beach a subject was running around naked, must be old Saint Nick.
Shots heard near Cliff and Mesa Lane.
1200 Block of Pacific Court 1144 Dead Body.
900 Block of State Street Aggressive Panhandler.
4000 Block of Foothill 459 Burglary.
Someone ODed on 2 bottles of NyQuil; not fun been there.
SBPD dialog about a woman 211ed Robbed for her medication.
Fall Victim head injury 300 Block of West Valerio.
Fire Alarms went off at the Granada Theatre but there was no fire.
415 Transients fighting near the rest rooms Dwight Murphy.
WMA Walking South on State Street with blue suitcase reported as suspicious?
Request for code 2 medic's at the bleachers on Por La Mar.
700 East Canon Perdido 242 Assault at the Armory.
300 Block of North La Cumbre first a report of injury traffic accident vehicle vs ped, then a report of a fall victim with a head injury down in the street. Later on, a report of juveniles boozing in the area.
2002 Hit and Run Milpas and Gutierrez.
A Be on the Lookout for a gal named Sandra wanted for 245 Assault with Pepper Spray she might be headed to Casa Esperanza.
Report of a homeless man missing Joseph P. 28 Years old.
Medical Emergency at Buena Vista Care Center.
Code 40 Drunk down near 7-11 3400 Block of State Street was in store yelling at people.
CHP Pursuit into Goleta bad guy crashing 6200 Block of Covington.
415 Landlord Tenant 100 Block of North Milpas.
200 Block of South Voluntario 10851 Stolen vehicle recovery.
Scanner Reports, Sunday:
Old Shakey, a friend of mine and fellow EDHATER Got stuck working almost 33 hours straight over the weekend. I won't say where he works but he is an assistant manager and when people don't show up or call in sick he gets stuck with their shift. Some people have no choice - they have to work to survive. Shakey is one of those people I Dedicate Sundays Scanner Reports to.
Medical Emergency 100 Block of West Micheltorena man down in driveway.
415 Domestic verbal near Santa Cruz Market 324 West Montecito.
1100 Quinientos suspicious circumstances reporting party on scene at suspect home where her stolen K9 Dog is.
23152 Drunk driver Cliff Los Positas in silver sedan.
Numerous shots fired reported by numerous reporting parties Refugio Road turned out to be 21 year old kid with new toy.
First Block of South Soledad Burglary to residence.
In City lot 5 459 Burglary to a vehicle.
Someone threw their milk at Mother then said they were going to kill themselves. Merry Christmas Ma!
3430 State Street check the welfare of the man wearing hospital pants and a green shirt calling for himself.
15 year old local juvenile threatening suicide on Facebook.
Hit and Run Voluntario at Indio Muerto suspect driving white Ford Eclipse.
Check the Welfare of an elderly woman pushing a walker wearing top but no pants at Hot Spots 36 State Street.
Somewhere on Via Real a silver Dodge pickup hit a pole and knocked some wires down momentarily he escaped hit and Run, but his vehicle was found parked next to a trailer in a trailer park.
Well that is all for now Folks. Have a great beginning to your week. Dog Willing me and Pooh Bear will see you on Wednesday. Roger
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