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Scanner Report 12-16-11
updated: Dec 16, 2011, 7:00 AM
By Roger the Scanner Guy
FRYday. You all snow what day FRYday is don't you? It's time to get fried - with anything you want whether it be chocolate, or coffee, Apple Pie, or otter thangs, like Lake Michigan Perch, or all the Clams and fries you can eat at Howard Johnsons, or running, swimming, farting like a little motor boat. Tamales - I love em! I've had a couple thus far from the Lovely Christine Proctor, best housecleaner in the Santa Barbara and Ventura County areas...Tamales...Yum Yum Yum. Get fried on whatever frys you all weekend you deserve it.
Well I was just writing a little about how Pooh Bear was doing when he got real sick. I gave him a little medication he got sick after it, now he's in the kittie hospital. Things are weird. I want him home with me but the doctor thinks it's necessary he stays there. I really don't think I'll sleep, in fact I feel kinda sick too. He's my best friend and I'm worried sick about him. Yes I'm a wussy cat lover, get over it! I love the little booger. If you wanna send him or me a Christmas card, the address is: 215 South Milpas Apt E. I'll try to send one back. Pooh Bear really loves Christmas cards.
Seems like one of my neighbors wants to get rid of me again. He wants to be KING OF THE PROPERTY. I used to watch out for the place, after all I live here, but then I got sick now I have problems. Seems like people just suck what they can outta ya, then toss you to the side of the road. I hope this isn't the case but when one of the neighbors gets drunk he talks alot of smack and though we have been friends, it's a matter of being civil. I'm sure if he had the choice I would not live here. And now the landlord likes him more than I. So I feel like it's only a matter of time. I hope I'm wrong. I've been a good tenant since I sobered up 9 years ago. Before that, my rent was always paid on time thou I'm disabled and of low income. Anyway enough with my woe is me manure.
Scanner Reports, Wednesday:
Kmart suspicious job offer.
2200 Block of Bath Street at the Best Western 415 Domestic woman tried to run innocent man down with the family car.
Code 40 Drunk at Cottage hospital.
CSI at the police station.
Drug sales first block Calle Cesar Chavez
Road rage on 154 toward Santa Ynez silver camero and a white BMW.
23103 Reckless driver running red lights East on Canon Perdido brown Ford Truck with a camper shell.
A couple idiots on the bus were boasting how they shoplifted downtown on the bus someone called the police I don't know if they were ever caught up with. They supposedly ripped off Apple and Marshalls.
484 Theft investigation 200 Block of West Haley.
484 of Alcohol Chapala Market video surveillance.
Mason and Nopal injury traffic accident.
Edison and Mission 242 Investigation.
Medical Emergency fall victim 160 South Patterson.
PD Ran a transient for wants and warrants he's a 290 reg. Sex Offender.
415 Investigation at the Rescue Mission.
123 APS Cleveland School 459 to a vehicle.
Illegal campers in the alley 32 Anacapa.
1400 Block of Lou Dillion 415 Domestic both parties have been drinking.
1200 Block of De La Vina 242 Assault Fathers girlfriend suspect.
Scanner Reports, Thursday:
Illegal camper behind Lazy Acres in a yellow Mercedes.
Traffic Accident Carrillo at San Andreas small gas spill.
At the Bridge House where ever that may be a woman was axed to leave after she slapped her child.
A local girl was on Facebook talking about suicide check her welfare.
At 2056 Highway 154 there was a commercial burglary of a nursery.
Armed Robbery with a black pistol 700 Block of Union white male thin 5'10 black hoodie shaved head.
459 Burglary investigation at the Youth Hostel 134 Chapala Street.
I'm going to keep it short tonight as I'm thinking about my little friend.
The neighbor says to me tonight "You're on Section 8 and disabled why don't you just find a nice place to live." "I do this is a nice place." I answered. I hope they let me get my place fixed up and leave me alone I didn't do nothing to that guy he has never liked me since he moved in 4 or so years ago he has always talked smack about me to the landlord. I try to get along, but it don't matter. Sorry about spilling my guts on you guys sometimes I just gotta get things out. Have a great Weekend and Pooh Bear Willing We'll see you on Monday. Roger
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