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Scanner Report - May 20
updated: May 20, 2011, 5:20 AM

By Roger the scanner guy

Allrighty Fryday...It feels deserved like otter thangs. I don't have a huge ego or anything like it. I don't really like myself all that much to tell you the truth but if it wasn't for Edhat having me write Roger's Scanner Reports most of the news around here would still be the Weather.

It's SNOT like I'm a spoiled fat little child either demanding attention BUTT!!! I don't like watching otters taking credit for something they didn't do just because I want to remain anonymous. It ain't right, Jerks!

The Door to Door sales people are back although I'd be surprised if they ever really go away. A lot of car burglaries, a few robberies out there too but mostly people getting robbed not businesses, some rapes going on out there.

You don't have to be paranoid to be aware of your surroundings but it helps. Some of the stuff I've been hearing on the scanner lately is horrible although horrible things don't happen all the time here like otter places, but it's bad just the same. Maybe if we vote for the right people it will all stop. I really don't feel like voting anymore. I've been thinking about selling my vote again, might as well.

If I sell my vote for some guns, or otter weapons it's likely I'd be better protected then I could expect from the police. Not that I've lost my faith of them I haven't, but it does take awhile to get to ones home. I always got my otters though.

On a personal note I had an ultrasound last week and my doctor never called me back, I was told they would call me they haven't I know as long as I don't call them I'll be all right, right? Oh well. I've been feeling better a little anyway. I really don't want a Hummer for my birthday, I too want a woman but just for my birthday...:). Have a great weekend! Here's your

Scanner Reports, Wednesday:

A gold F-150 was suspect in a 2002 Hit and Run at Albertsons on Cliff Drive in the barking lot. A transient was 415 and causing a disturbance in the first Block of State Street throwing trash can lids and yelling for his mommy. Overdose on Red Devils at El Puente School 430 East Gutierrez. 200 of West Carrillo fella wearing a backpack yelling at otter people.

500 Block of Linchfield Hazard investigation smell of burning plastic. North Nopal and Lawrence Check the Welfare of the person down. Near the Fairview overpass there was a report of a perv taking a picture of a young girl as she walked by he was in some bushes.

Suicide attempt slit wrists at the shelter. 602 Someone hanging out in a stairwell all day in the 6500 Block of Trigo probably awaiting May the 21st. At Canon Perdido and Chapala two white male adults trying to steal a bicycle. 800 Block of North Salsipuedes someone refusing to leave their mothers home. "Get the HELL out your forty six years old!"

Drunk Driver on Los Posital new Mustang driven by HMA. Reports of Bob Cats on East Valley at Hot Springs. Keep the Peace in the 600 Block of Olive street. One shot heard in 5500 Block of Domino.

Scanner Reports, Thursday

Silent panic Alarm in the 5800 Block of Hollister at the Jewelry Mart turned out to be code 4 or a-ok. Telephone wires were down at Quinientos and Soledad. A sexual Assault reported a year later at the police station, I've heard a couple of those recently.

Vandalism investigation in the 200 Block of North Milpas. 1400 Block of Bath Street 459 to a vehicle. Carrillo at Mercedes Lane strong arm robbery taken was a wallet, watch, and cell phone. 2840 De La Vina a transient wearing booger green panties bothering customers. At 808 Laguna suspicious circumstances 4 juveniles 2 girls 2 boys stashing beer in the bushes.

Probably bought that beer in one of our many liquor dispensaries near the high school. At the Galleria 1029 State Street a transient left a suspicious package at the reception desk. 245 Investigation at the station occurred at San Andres and Micheltorena, no information on weapon used.

Theft investigation at Scolari's. Medical emergency for a female at the shelter vomiting blood. 3900 Block of Camino Lane Burglary to residence. Some type of 415 at Lazy Acres requiring more police. Loud Party 15-20 Subjects outside at 801 Cliff Drive.

Suspicious circumstances 3 kids with 3 bicycles digging a hole and possibly burying an animal in the 1200 Block of Cliff Drive on the cliffs, sad. 5700 Block of Via Real over dose. Keep the Peace 700 Block of Laguna between the reporting party and his ex girl fiends dog. Primavera and Via Diego injury traffic accident between a moped and a vehicle.

I was talking with a good friend about Confession this week. If you're a Catholic you have probably gone to Confession sometime in your life. She wondered what my Confession might be like and it reminded me of this time I went to Confession and shared one of the 12-Steps with a priest I think it's the Fifth Step where you share all your secrets with a Sponsor or some otter human, along with your Higher Power whom I refer to as Dog.

Well I got to telling this priest about being molested and how I accidentally took the life of a molester while trying to escape. I remember that the priest was very visibly nervous and tried to get me to "Shut Up" several times finally I got the HELL outta there.

A couple years later the stories broke about the molestations here I still think about that sometimes. I don't know if the priest was a molester but he was awfully nervous. Confession is it really good for the Soul? Will I hope everyone has a great weekend and Dog Willing I'll see you on Monday...Roger


 

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