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Life In The Fastlane
updated: May 15, 2010, 9:10 AM
Dear Edda,
My wife drives too fast. When she goes on the freeway, she must pass every car in sight -- even the ones who are driving too fast themselves. And she also cusses a lot at people who won't get out of her way. I would prefer that the trip takes a little longer, and we arrive safely.
Signed,
Life in the Fastlane
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Dear Fast Lane,
Your wife is just coping with life's little stresses. And, according to my experts, the cussing helps.
Here's an idea; in these tough economic times, why not install a meter in her car and suggest the she hang out at the airport? Fast cab drivers are very popular and make excellent tips.
-Edda
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Dear Edda,
I was at the Farmer's market last weekend buying some avocados when a big fat guy taking a picture of the produce backed into me and knocked me to the ground. I know I did the wrong thing. What would have been the right thing to do in that situation?
Signed,
Over Reacted
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Dear Over Reacted,
Well, you don't say how you handled it, but I can envision two scenarios. In one, you get up and dust yourself off and politely tell the gentleman that you know he meant no harm, and continue on your way.
In the other, the words, lout, behemoth, insensitive "me" person, pinot-seeking-bad-driving-pushy-which-way's-the-mission-tourist are used profusely, possibly along with an homage or two to the familiar clichés of the Surf Punks.
I know what I would do, but you can only know what's right for you.
-Edda
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Edda Hatte is a loving and sympathetic advice columnist who helps Edhat subscribers navigate through their complicated and stressful lives.
Send your questions to askedda@edhat.com.
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Edda Hatte is a loving and sympathetic advice columnist who helps Edhat subscribers navigate through their complicated and stressful lives.
Send your questions to askedda@edhat.com.
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