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Laughing In the Mist Of It All
updated: Mar 17, 2017, 2:08 PM

By Stev McGovern

I like fog. Three fog jokes:

(1) "What did the fog say to the light rain after vacation? I mist you."

(2) "Motorist was following another car's taillights in a thick fog. Suddenly he crashed into the car. He jumped from his He jumped from his car. ‘Why didn't you let me know you were stopping?' he yelled into the mist. 'Why should I?' came a voice from the fog. ‘I'm in my own garage!'"

(3) "Due to intense fog, all my thoughts have been grounded."

Ok. Not new but I'll refer you to number 3.

Anyway, I have so many thousands of pictures of Santa Barbara and environs, I'm happy to see anything that gives me a different perspective.






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