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Scanner Reports 7-4-14
updated: Jul 04, 2014, 7:00 AM
By Roger the Scanner Guy
It's FRYday the 4th of July. Hot damn, this year is going fast! I love fireworks always have but they are dangerous especially here, fires start so quickly. The last time I had fireworks about 10 plus years ago now I had a neighbor that had a dog. We thought he was gone for the Holiday but he wasn't. I set off a bottle rocket and the Guy attacked me from behind all he had to do was say something. Anyway he said if he heard anymore fireworks he was going to kill me since everyone was lighting them I figured I might be seeing the Lord that night, one of them. I stopped lighting my bottle rockets but people were doing it all over town and the neighbor went kinda nuts. I had to call the LAW. I was honest about the whole thing and told them I was the one lighting the fireworks that started it all but the explanation the neighbor gave to physically attacking me was downright whacked. He said that since I am so big I deserved to be attacked. After the police left I had some temporary thoughts of a sinful nature involving much more potent fireworks but decided not to do what I was thanking.
One minute you could be having a good time setting off fireworks the next you could be getting threatened, and attacked just because someone sees Magilla Gorilla as a threat. I'm just going to be hanging out at home we can see the fireworks from Milpas it's easier and I'm lazy. I used to get closer to the whole thing but once over it would take hours to get home and I'm just not a going out type of guy. Perhaps if I had a vehicle but then again most likely not. Besides my cat might get scared and I gotta man the Scanner Roni. I bought all kinds of good food to eat; a Tri Tip for the neighbors to cook it will be a nice day. I hope drunk and DUI drivers stay off the road.
Here's your Scanner Roni Reports, Wednesday:
On Highway 101 westbound at the 150, a 7 year old wearing a helmet is riding a bicycle.
100 Block of West Figueroa a code 40, Drunk is Down.
Smoke detector going off 4200 Block of Pozo Circle.
Burglary at a residence somewhere in Santa Barbara missed the address.
Code 40, Drunk 300 Block of Chapala.
415 Roommates fighting 500 Block of San Pasqual.
City involved traffic accident non-injury 600 Block of West Gutierrez.
Burglary 800 Block of East DLG.
Code 40, drunk in the rear 3900 Block of State Street.
Theft investigation Harbor Chevron 401 West Montecito.
Missing vehicle 300 Block of West Carrillo.
SBPD Officer on a pedestrian 200 Block of South Voluntario.
2 Vehicles in the roadway blocking 200 Block of APS.
900 Block of Anacapa skateboarders refusing to leave.
459 Burglary to a residence 6500 Block of Del Playa.
County somewhere Pit Bull Attack did not hear the street sounded like North County.
Suspicious subject possible 484 suspect in the 200 Block of East Gutierrez. I bought a couple hundred dollars' worth of food there earlier in the day with their low prices I feel like I ripped them off too.
Highway 217 at 101 3 vehicle accident possibly caused by a medical problem.
Homeless code 40 walking thru yards disturbing 2300 Block of State Street.
Loud Music on Camino Del Sur.
Medical Emergency 100 Block of LaCumbre Lane on an eye injury.
Scanner Roni Reports, Thursday:
Vehicle accident highway 135 at Santa Rita.
Domestic Violence husband choked mate 1300 Block of North Salsipuedes took 6 year old child and left but the police got him on the way to his mommy's house and he was taken into custody instead.
SBPD on scene of a medical 800 Block of East Figueroa for a laceration.
415 Argument between customer and employee of Amtrak.
Medical Emergency at the Holiday Lodge subject in and out of consciousness.
Triple 415 involving a clerk at 7-11, a neighbor, and a Marborg driver 1900 Block of Cliff Drive.
Drunk with a head injury county jail.
Motorcyclist down unknown if injury Gutierrez and Alisos.
SBPD Pickup truck needed to pick up property at Chase Palm Park.
5150 Female in the parking lot of CVS 200 Block of West Carrillo called in a medical emergency but reported as a 5150.
Figueroa at Anacapa theft investigation.
23103 Reckless driver middle of San Pasqual grey car partial plate 6XDE?.
Code 40, male said "No" to Sober center went to jail instead. I hope he enjoys his Holiday weekend.
Drug Activity 3 Subjects near City Lot 10 in the breezeway behind Urban Outfitters, shooting heroin with needles.
Medical Emergency for an 8 year old at Monroe School 400 Block of Flora Vista.
Check the Welfare of the homeless subject in the doorway at 734 State Street.
5150 Disturbing in the 100 Block of South Canada Reporting Party reluctant to confront because has a history of violence.
SBPD needed to cover the Harbor Patrol on a subject with warrants.
SBPD had a short footsie pursuit downtown they caught the guy behind Cost Plus not sure why he was running but possibly for not having his license. Not sure but heard that around the same time.
SBPD on a group at 100 Powers, another officer on a subject at Dwight Murphy.
There was a report of a lewd subject masturbating in a stairwell in a parking structure in the 1100 Block of Anacapa. When I was a security guard I caught a couple guys doing that red handed they got this look on their faces like a deer caught in the head lights.
Heard a copper say something about 2 doors with broken glass..Did not hear the whole call but I've been hearing about Burglaries lately. Maybe everyone should go back to watching their HOODS because it seems like the opportunists are making another sweep thru town, maybe they never stopped.
Oh there's one more here Report of a 5150 Female hitting herself on Yankee Farm Road. I thought I heard a chuckle and I'd like to know what someone finds funny about people that hit themselves. A lot of people who were abused as children do that. They continue the abuse. I did it for years, I cut myself too. I did a lot of self-destructive scrap that idiots find amusing because maybe they themselves are abusive maybe that is why they find it funny. Laughing at the mentally ill is not going to help anything it will make matters only worse. As not just the bullied, but the bullies themselves suffer mental illness. Just when you thought you were normal.
Anyway Have a Wonderful 4th of July and four day Weekend, and Doggie Willing, we'll see you on Monday. Later, Roger
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