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Scanner Reports 4-16-14
updated: Apr 16, 2014, 7:00 AM

By Roger the Scanner Guy

Happy Hump Day Again! Middle of the Week for all you 9 to 5ers, Monday thru FRYdayers; I wonder if there is such a thing anymore? I'm sure I had such a job once or twice in my life long, long ago. I have had many jobs in my life as I never could seem to hold on to one for too long but loved to work. A friend of mine once told me that he saw a Jerry Springer show where the guest had over 400 jobs in his life. He told me I was the only one he knew had that number beat. I wish I coulda been the kind of person that stuck to one job, settled down got hitched, stayed hitched saved money, owned a decent vehicle and a home but I have never been able to do those sort of things. I don't know if I hit my head too many times, or it was the fever and coma or what? Just always had a hard time thinking, retaining knowledge, and sticking to anything. Now I can hardly move and it sucks. Not feeling sorry for myself just voicing my opinion on the matter.

Anyway hope that all your neighborHOODS are doing OK and there isn't a lot of trouble going on. Heard over the scanner last week someone got caught stealing packages off a porch on Ontare. I have been hearing a lot of Package and Mail stealing calls up in North County not so much here. I have been hearing a lot of illegal camper calls as always here but some of the campers are sleeping on people's patios in their yards a little closer to home. I used to sleep in my Sister's yard when she lived on DLV Many beers ago. Got me one of those dark green tarps from Supply Sargent and hid under it. Slept in her yard a long time. They had a huge back yard, never got bothered then one morning I passed out in the front yard drunk, some of her roommates were coming home, I heard a noise and sat up they must have thought I was a Zombie coming out of the ground cause they screamed and took off running. I got outta there before they figured out it was me. I had to find another place to sleep after that. Things were not too bad back then. Not like today. There weren't a lot of homeless people sleeping in Santa Barbara maybe a few hundred we were a lot better at hiding back then. The only time the police ever harassed us is one time a bunch of us were camping right next to the tracks and we were cooking of course someone forgot to put out the cooking fire. I woke up with a fireman spraying water on my feet my shoes were on fire, I didn't get burned though might have if it wasn't for the fire department. Now it seems like there's people sleeping all over the darn place. I don't mind it so much as long as they keep the area tidy, and don't raise too much HELL. Of course there are some HELL raisers out there seems like the population is growing lately it seems to me there's a lot more than 1,500 people camping in town. As it gets closer to the Summer I'm sure there will be many more travelers coming to Santa Barbara whether they arrive by Ship, Plane, Train, Bus, Personal vehicle or Footsie.

Here's your Scanner Roni Reports, Monday:

  • 594 Vandalism discovered by SBPD 1200 Block of San Pasqual.
  • Medical Emergency Seizures 816 Cacique.
  • 415 Road Rage incident between a PT Cruiser and a Semi no contact.
  • Chapala at Victoria Skateboarder down leg injury.
  • Combative Drunk Cottage ER.
  • Possible 459 Burglary 3600 Block of Padaro.
  • Garbage can in middle lanes 101 Southbound Cabrillo.
  • Medical emergency in grey minivan center divider 101 at Laguna child suffering seizure.
  • 2 Brothers fighting over a tractor in the 2800 Block of highway 246 usually guys fight over women.
  • Subject feeling faint at 816 Cacique.
  • 242 Casa Del Sol in Carpinteria Suspect in a Ford F-150 registered in Santa Barbara, 5800 Block of Carpinteria Ave. I know the suspect now the police do too.
  • 500 Block of Wentworth 415 Domestic ex boy fiend harassing I don't know what he said to her but after he took off she went after him in her vehicle it's SNOT Good to Piss off a woman.
  • 459 Burglary to a city vehicle 400 Block of East Ortega.
  • Woman stripping down heading into creek 1200 Block of Cacique don't know what happened there but sounds like she went out of control. Heading North to Crown Liquor, then 29 North Milpas where the police took her down, at that point she was combative and had to be hobbled.
  • 415 Domestic couple in their 90's on Lynwood calls like that makes me grateful I'm not a cop.
  • Within 15 minutes engine 2 responded to a couple of calls I think this one was at the foot of Milpas at Cabrillo Unresponsive male. He was sleeping; he must have been a heavy sleeper.
  • Then 535 East Yananoli there was a subject in the courtyard of the Rescue Mission who said he got hit by a car, engine 2 responded there.
  • Medical Emergency 18 South Milpas in front of the old post office, seizures. In around 15 minutes time engine 2 responded to all three calls.
  • 415 Homeless woman raising a ruckus at USA Gas 8 South Milpas.
  • Out of control juvenile in the 700 Block of West Cota.
  • Fight brewing involving Homeless subjects I think this was the 500 Block of State Street.
  • Female fall victim hit her head possible head injury 24 Hour fitness on State Street.
  • Unknown type medical emergency 600 Block of East Cabrillo subject unable to speak.
  • Suspicious circumstances woman yelling "Help Me!" from vehicle traveling thru intersection of Foothill and Cathedral Oaks, had red door or trunk lid mismatched color vehicle.
  • Report of up to 8 Fires in the brush alongside highway 101 in San Luis Obispo.
  • "Box truck side of the road 101 Southbound at Garden don't know what they're doing dropping a body in the bushes or something?" Heard the dialog don't know who said it they did say to contact CHP I don't think he really thought it was a body drop.
  • Not too sure about this one some type of 415 involving a customer at Starbucks 500 Block of State Street. And a man outside with a dog and a baseball bat sporting a Mohawk. It is Baseball season maybe he was just looking for a game.
  • Fight brewing between 2 Drunk Idiots 200 South Milpas one inside the store the other outside the store.

    Scanner Reports, Tuesday:

  • 242 Two gals beat up one at Gutierrez and Salsipuedes, brave enough to do 2 on one but not wait for the police to arrive. Both girls left the scene in a purple PT Cruiser. Oops sounds like they got pulled over.
  • Medical Emergency San Marcos at Hollister seizures.
  • Brush Fire 101 at Hope don't think it was much of a fire everyone cancelled.
  • Road Rage Milpas at Montecito victim responded to the police station.
  • Another road rage Hollister at State involving a white Dodge pickup truck registered in the 4000 Block of Foothill.
  • SBSO was following a subject around Santa Maria this morning on a GPS ankle bracelet possible violator.
  • CHP report on a subject who parked in the EDD Lot on East Ortega but did not go into the employment office parking violator.
  • 20002 Non-injury hit and run on Calle Real moving box truck without markings last seen Northbound 101 from Fairview.
  • 273 Investigation on the Eastside Grandmother accused of abusing 7 year old child.
  • Medical Emergency 816 Cacique for an unresponsive male.
  • Medical Emergency subject with dust in their eyes 100 Block of 5th Street.
  • 415 Argument between friends Pershing park.
  • 7200 Block of Davenport unresponsive subject.
  • 415 Homeless subject raising HELL in the 800 Block of State Street.
  • Structure Fire laundry room the dryer 150 Willow Springs Goleta.
  • 100 Block of Helena in Los Alamos Fire and SBSO Involved in a pursuit involving two car thieves from what I heard that is what it sounded like. One ran into a home in the 100 Block of Helena and I know they got one pretty sure they got the other too!
  • Betteravia and Ray Road vehicle accident.
  • 2000 Block of Monterey Street juveniles playing with fire, possible illegal burn.
  • Chamberlain Ranch Motocross overturned horse carriage 154 at Zaca Station Road 2 injuries one serious.
  • 20002 Hit and Run Chapala at Mission Victim followed suspect.

    Will that's all outta me for now Have a Wonderful Wednesday Hump Day and Dog Willing We will see you on Fryday. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY NEIGHBOR RICK - BIG 63!" Later, Roger


     

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