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Scanner Reports 3-17-14
updated: Mar 17, 2014, 7:00 AM
By Roger the Scanner Guy
Monday-Monday. You know there's nothing better than a nice walk and a good book when you're feeling down, so on Sunday mid-morning I took a walk to Catholic Charities Thrift Store to search for a good book or two. It was a great walk. On the way there people were out and about everywhere you looked. Kinda reminded me of the good old days; kids running around eating ice cream screaming yelling having a good time being kids. Someone's BBQ going Nice Hot Sunny Day. I got to Catholic Charities and found a couple books one on Irish Folk Tales, the other African Folk Tales, not much else there. A Nicholas Sparks, but romance gives me gas. Anyway I was walking back I felt so much better my whole week pretty much SUCKED, this little walk took care of that. I got to Milpas and Jennings there were a couple women there one holding a baby I smiled at them and one called me LOCO. LOCO? Can you imagine that? Whaat? Does everyone know me on Milpas Street? This is why I usually take the back roads so I don't have to look at anyone but my favorite Cacique goes past the Firehouse and those guys might throw a net on me, think I'm Big Foot or something. Oh Well I had a good walk anyway. Gotta stop thinking about what others think of me.
Of course then there's the tee shirts every summer. I like to get new tee shirts for the summer. I'm a good shopper don't think pocket tee shirts should cost 20.00 each even for 5XL But when they are on sale you gotta take what you can get can't expect to get exactly what you want and pay 10 bucks for each one. I got orange and red tee shirts the same orange and red colors that the County Jail uses to clothe the emotionally unstable prisoners. Sometimes you just can't win but what the HELL, maybe less people will ax me for spare change.
Still a lot of Drunk Drivers out there I gotta say I just don't get it I think people got to be real stupid or crazier than me or Both to Drink or Use and Drive it's Soo Stupid! Heard this one on Saturday he got followed all the way home by a reporting party got two addresses from the front of his house then BUSTED. What the HELL is it about driving and drinking that people cannot stop? I know a lot of people are tourists. Every couple months it seems like someone gets killed from a Drunk or DUI driver I guess it's just going to keep going on. Oh Well I'd rather Be Crazy than a Drunk Driver.
Here's your Scanner Roni Reports, FRYday:
100 Block of West Islay Prowler Call male peeking into woman's window from neighboring property.
2500 Block of Hacienda 5 vehicles illegally parked in residential parking, tow em they are rich.
Suicidal Subject on the West Side under the influence of pot.
Suspicious Door to Door Sales people 3500 Block of Modoc.
1144 County, Death.
SBPD had 3 Under the Los Positas Underpants at the RR Tracks.
Stray Dog 500 Block of East Victoria.
Fairview at Cathedral Oaks large antifreeze spill.
1144, County, Death.
10851 Stolen Auto Investigation suspicious circumstances 200 North Salinas. Vehicle was found a couple blocks away but subject that took it NOT.
AMR call for foot pain in Lompoc.
Abandoned Vehicle 500 Block of Scenic Drive 79 Lincoln registered to the same block.
Assist the Nora Units on a subject that's wanted and is being followed in the Harbor area. Hm, I wonder who that is.
Code 40, On the Floor refusing to leave Taco Bell 800 Block of North Milpas.
Medics responding to a back injury in the 1200 Block of Bath, I think police were on scene.
SBPD on a group at Dwight Murphy.
Suicidal Subject 600 Block of Garden Street.
415 Fight or argument over a Dog Bite at Hendry's Beach.
SBPD at the Library on a couple subjects.
Chapala at Yananoli subject passed out behind the wheel of a truck engine running Engine 2 responded said he drove over a scooter and hit the curb.
At Car Stereo Guys on Milpas at Cacique, Idiots one possibly on Drugs, the other possibly drunk using a stolen Credit Card. I guess they needed a new stereo or something. I did not hear weather or SNOT the car was theirs. I watched part of it go down from across the street I'd much rather be Crazy than Drunk, or Stoned and using a stolen credit card at CSG's.
Code Blue medical in a Taxi in front of Sansum Medical 51 Hitchcock.
Medical Emergency possible stroke in the waiting room of the West Side Clinic.
415 Domestic at KFC 500 N. Milpas.
Medical Emergency for a man down unconscious in a booth in the back off the Adult Book Store 405 State Street wearing an ankle bracelet.
600 Block of West Cota Brother UI Meth brandished a knife police set up perimeter waited for him to come out he did got him. It wasn't a standoff I don't think he knew they were there till he looked out. I don't know if he was taken into custody either.
Report of a dog attempting to bite people at Wentworth and San Pasqual.
Scanner Roni Reports Saturday:
I got up out of bed and fell backwards on top of my cane and a Campbell's can of Tomato Soup. I have an indentation of the can with pull top in my right butt cheek it hurts like HELL I did not call 911 I fought the urge and I won. One day at a time.
415 Three Women arguing at a sober living house in the 800 Block of Jennings.
Tree or Dumpster Fire too close to a building on Roblar Ave in Santa Ynez.
Smoke check 1900 Block of North Fairview.
Broken water main in Guadalupe.
Suspicious subject looking in windows of vehicles 28 West Cabrillo.
Carrillo at State vehicle vs bicyclist.
Alert 2 at the Airport unsafe landing gear but landed safe.
DLV at Ortega non-injury traffic accident.
Amber Alert out of Los Angeles Mom and Violent Dad took kids back from Guardian Grandmother. Vehicle a Dark grey PT Cruiser with paper plates and three hubcaps.
10851 Stolen vehicle recovery Indio Muerto and Salinas.
2 Subjects 415 Arguing or fighting behind 415 West Gutierrez.
Suspect involved in theft of vehicle on Salinas on site.
10851 Silver Tacoma Toyota taken from the 400 Block of Rancheria involved in 20002 non-injury hit and run at another location early Saturday morning.
5400 Block of Carpinteria Ave Chase Bank Parking Lot Possible overdose. NEVER Driver to the bank when you're under the influence to get more money for drugs; WALK DAMMIT!
Traffic Accident Cost Co Parking Lot Marketplace Burgundy Van hits 5 vehicles in parking lot.
415 Domestic in the Garden Street underpass gone when police arrived.
Overdose at the Tropicana in IV.
Garden at Yananoli reporting party following a subject who ripped off his I-Phone from him at the Rescue Mission.
Somewhere in the County a Suicidal Woman drank Bleach she really isn't going to like herself on Sunday.
23152 Driver Under the Influence in blue BMW Convertible followed by reporting party and pulled over two addresses from the registered address on West Cota.
Suicidal Subject 4100 Block of Vanguard.
Electrical Fire at the Habit 5700 Block of Hollister.
1200 Block of Santa Barbara subject refusing to leave the Presidio.
A Toyota sideswiped a motorcycle on Gibraltar near the Monastery and kept going.
Check the Welfare of a woman pulled over at Harris Grade speaking to herself.
1600 Block of Copenhagen in Solvang 242 Assault.
Scanner Roni Reports Sunday:
23152 White Honda Civic Northbound 101 got off at State Street near highway 154 registered out of Ontario Ca.
Hit and Run driver hits several vehicles on the 1200 Block of Shoreline and 1400 Block of Shoreline maybe others too vehicle stopped with heavy damage 1600 Block of Santa Rosa.
4000 Block of Via Lucero 13 year old Grandson attempting to choke the reporting party.
Audible Alarm the Habit on Hollister.- Suicidal Subject 2000 Block of Cliff Drive.
Non-injury traffic accident into a parked car in the 1600 Block of San Pasqual.
415 Subject disturbing in front of the church in the 1500 Block of Santa Barbara Street.
Fall victim in the laundry room First Block of Chapala Street.
In the 4500 Block of Carpinteria Ave in Carp a 60 year old man wearing pants is Drunk.
Medic Call Garden Court Apartments for Shoulder Pain.
415 Adult male yelling at Children in the Playground area 1118 East Cabrillo.
Victoria at DLV Injury traffic accident vehicle into a tree. Non-injury accident idiot ran away but got caught.
SBPD on a group at Oak Park Tennis Courts.
211 Strong Arm Robbery Coast Village Vons 1000 Block of Coast Village Road, victim beaten bloody.
211 Strong Arm Robbery on the Rail Road Tracks off Carrillo, victim possibly injured. One suspect taken into custody.
415 Domestic 2 males fighting one female screaming A-1 Storage on Calle Cesar Chavez.
Some Sort of Irrigation water leak at SHHS and 6 inches of standing water.
Will that's it out of this Crazy Mo Fo. I'll tell you I'd much rather be Crazy and Toothless with an indentation of a Campbell's Soup can on my ars than be any of these People in the Scanner Roni Reports. If you're going to Drink, or Get High Don't Drive; what in the HELL are those guys thinking?! Anyway Have a Great Monday and Dog Willing We Will see you on Wednesday. Later, Roger
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