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Scanner Reports 3-14-14
updated: Mar 14, 2014, 7:00 AM
By Roger the Scanner Guy
Thank Dog it's FRYday. The other day I was in Rite Aid getting some stuff I was heading for the registers when I noticed a fella who was crippled up a bit. Somehow I got the idea he might be a Vietnam Vet not sure just kinda thought he might be. He's standing in line with a beer and says out loud for everyone to hear, "I'm not normal when I do LSD." As if he was making an excuse for buying the beer. I answered back "I'm not normal when I drink alcohol." They don't sell LSD at Rite Aid and I did not have any in my cart. I noticed something in the news lately about LSD aka Lysergic Acid Diethylamide, apparently according to an article written by April M. Short for Alter Net, LSD can reduce anxiety. When I see my doctor today I'll be requesting my prescription. Will that didn't happen but he did say the spider bite looked cured with no signs of any MRSA. Funny, the Firemen and Medics all said MRSA; guess that proves they ain't doctors.
It's funny how someone's actions can change the way you think about something. It's like putting along on the straight and narrow all of a sudden having to shift gears to avoid a collision. I guess the Lord Thy Dog thought I needed a little eye opener so He, She, or ? put a wall in front of me to show me something I needed to see. Funny how things seem to happen that way. Went to 7-11 today got my brain frozen on one of those Diet Cherry Cokes. There was so many people in the store I did not get a lid or a straw. I just wanted to get outta there and I did. Standing near Fresh and Easy pouring that ice cold slushy down my throat, I forgot about "Brain Freeze" you can get that at any age, not just when you're a kid, or a kid at heart like myself. Anyway it was good, real good. I wanted more but had to go pick up some sauerkraut for my simple St. Patrick's Day Meal. Every year I make it hard, but not this year Sausage Potatoes, onions, and sauerkraut and that's it. Anyway gonna spend the weekend cleaning up the old Homestead. I have a lot of junk and it's all going to smell like Lavender by Monday.
Anyway here's your Scanner Roni reports, Wednesday:
A homeless man took a cup coffee from the Holiday Inn Express on West Haley, How Dare He!
A female in her 50's was disturbing at Starbucks in the 200 Block of West Carrillo.
SBPD Doing a Premise check 101 Northbound Milpas onramp.
Code 40, Drunk code 2 Medics for that Drunk from 7-11 to Cottage.
415 Disturbance at the Coffee Bean 800 Block of State street.
1200 Block of East Yananoli 3 Shots turd one reporting party only.
Semi-Truck with a broken drive shaft blocking Cacique and Milpas causing a traffic hazard for the firemen we can't have that.
415 Subject at Buena Vista Care center out of control per staff member who wants the subject 5150ed, have em locked up and still take their money.
261 Rape Investigation at Cottage hospital occurred in Solvang.
Report of female possibly victim of 415 Domestic hiding in the 4600 Block of Carpinteria Ave.
Check the Welfare of a female in the rear lot of the carwash at Bath and Montecito possibly nude, not totally sure that is what I heard.
Check the Welfare of a female hanging out at the Chevron at State and La Cumbre dark hair with highlights and blood in her hair.
Overdose 600 West Canon Perdido.
SBPD on several subjects 200 North Milpas and one at 200 Alisos.
415 Subject taking food off the table of customers in the 800 Block of East Montecito. HELL ya ain't gotta do that. Hit those dumpsters there's some good eating in there!
Hollister at Dearborn vehicle accident possible injuries.
Granada Building water sprinklers flooding the 8th floor.
Possible cat or dog in distress parked near Cottage E.R. for 3 hours while human parent was in the ER.
Suspicious Nissan left running several hours in Paseo Nuevo parking garage.
Scanner Roni Reports, Thursday:594 Subject broke front door to the Daily Grind DLV at Mission.
SBPD ran a guy for Wants and Warrants came back as a registered Arsonist on parole for 422 or threats.
Woman at Social Services before it got light out feels threatened by suspicious male whistling at her.
RV Stalled in traffic Laguna at Cota.
Code 60 vehicle blocking sidewalk and driveway in the 200 Block of West Pedregosa.
Storke over crossing at highway 101 vehicle accident.
Elderly woman stopped in traffic Kansu at Modoc possible medical emergency wasn't there when Fire and Medics arrived call cancelled.
101 At Betteravia single vehicle rollover.
2000 Block of APS Possible 20002 hit and run.
Gas Odor outside 3300 Calle Fresno.
Possible 459 to a residence in the 700 Block of Camino Del Sur Chimney Sweep Apartments.
Check the Welfare of a subject passed out in the bushes lot 3 1000 Chapala.
415 Subject at CVS Pharmacy in the 1000 Block of Casitas Pass.
SBPD Officer requesting the double cage for transport of a prisoner unknown location
Damn now I'm thinking about waffles with maple syrup dripping off of them.
10851 Stolen vehicle 1989 Nissan pickup truck partial ca plate 76954??.
SBPD on a subject at 7-11 402 North Milpas.
20002 3 vehicle accident South of Milpas on the 101 on vehicle 20002 hit and run a Dark Grey Sedan.
Will that's it outta me for now have a wonderful weekend and Dog Willing we will see you on Monday. Later, Roger
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