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Scanner Reports 1-27-14
updated: Jan 27, 2014, 7:00 AM

By Roger the Scanner Guy

Well well, another beautiful Monday. One of the things I really dig about Santa Barbara is the Spirituality. I know I'm a Horrible Sinner with my actions and words compared to all the Blessed Saints living here. Why I might even be the Evil one himself for all I know. I know my family thinks I am. Good Friends have replaced my family for many years and it's in those friendships where I find Peace and Serenity. Of course that is SNOT the only place. We started praying for rain and we got a little. I think I might have to pray for a woman and hope I get a little too. Sorry, no I'm not.

THIS IS NOT A RELIGOUS RANT BUT IF THAT SORT OF THING BOTHERS YOU, MIGHT WANT TO STOP READING NOW, DON'T SAY I DID NOT WARN YOU! I started praying for rain a few days ago. When I pray for things, weird things happen in my life. One really has to watch what they pray for we don't want everyone in town building Arks and trying to get outta town at the same time because we got 40 Days, and nights of rain coming the right amount and possibly a little more would be nice though. So keep it up Santa Barbara! Lettuce Keep Praying for Rain.

I can imagine how frightened that person was on Saturday Evening when they decided to go for a little walky poo and the tide came in. They called 911, and next thing ya know a FULL RESCUE RESPONSE was coming his way. I have been in that position a few times. I never called anyone but I thought this was it; I was going to be washed out to sea and when found beached a few days later be discovered as a dead whale. I used to take a walk every year from Leadbetter to Goleta Beach and back. It was just something I did. One year my friend Brad wanted to go too. We were both young so there was no concern whether or not we would have any problems, but I never checked the tides, or read directions for that matter. I was 26 then and about as much a nerd as one could get, right down to red corduroy pants and a plastic pen holder in my flannel shirt. I had quit smoking a year earlier "This time" and was in good shape pretty much. Brad smoked Camels. Although he didn't know it until after the walk, he was in great shape. Anyway we got a late start and pretty much figured we'd be taking the bus back to town but that was ok we still got to see a lot and had a nice relaxing walk until we got a little past More Mesa when the tide started coming in. We both started jogging but still had a long way and a couple outcroppings of rocks to climb over. I fell in a couple of times and got washed into the rocks. The last outcropping it seemed we had to climb up a bit to not get wet and slip and as we climbed there were rocks falling on our heads. Someone saw us and called it in but we were ok though a little banged up here and there. We had to wade through the poop creek, but that was nothing as I swam in the Calumet River when I was a kid. I did start smoking again after that walk I just wasn't ready to quit those cigarettes. The best thing about that walk was when the girl friend picked us up and took us to the Good Earth for Soup and Hot Tea. I really miss that place; that's when it was still downtown. Another time I went too far out during low tide and got stuck on the rocks. The water got pretty deep on me and I was afraid of stepping in the wrong place. My friends were way up on the beach laughing at me because I was really freaking out and just to the point of crying when they rescued me. They gave me scrap a good long time for that and it was funny.

Anyway here is the Scanner Reports, FRYday:

  • 415 Homeless guy harassing customers at Starbucks on Coast Village Road following them to their vehicles etc.
  • Motor home dumping fluids down the drain 1700 Block of Castillo.
  • Allergic reaction to peanuts at Washington School on Lighthouse Road.
  • Seizures 900 South Broadway.
  • Medical 628 State near the Habit unresponsive 17 year old male.
  • 1400 Block of Almond vandalism to inside interior of home up for sale.
  • Medical emergency on an MTD Bus subject feeling faint State at Pueblo.
  • Report of a vehicle fire on the Turnpike overpass VW Bug.
  • Illegal campers hiding behind a large trailer 26 South Milpas.
  • Tractor accident Ballard Canyon at Los Olivos Meadows.
  • 23152 Driver in white jeep possibly cornered by a citizen Wye at Via Lucero.
  • 2 Wanted subjects females in the 300 Block of West Carrillo I don't know why they are wanted.
  • Laura Lodge in Santa Maria possible 1144 Death in a room there.
  • Theft of a cell phone 1100 Block of State Street.
  • 23103 Reckless driver swerving East on Carrillo registered to the 2500 Block of DLV A97 Nissan.
  • Medical emergency at the Bacara 8300 Block of Hollister, code blue.
  • At a cafe in the 1200 Block of State Street an unresponsive 30 year old female.
  • 415 Between reporting party and staff at Casa Esperanza, bummer sounds like someone's going to be homeless tonight.
  • A guy named Andre with warrants up at the jail wants to turn himself in.
  • Unknown medical Pierre La Fond breezeway 500 Block of State Street.

    Scanner Reports, Saturday:

  • Illegal campers on the beach 8 of them 200 East Cabrillo.
  • Someone dropped a bag of cocaine at the Casino and investigators were looking for 2 subjects involved they knew who they were I know they got one. I'm pretty sure they got the other one too they were associated with a white 2004 Mercedes registered out of Walnut.
  • Subjects walking on Alisal in Solvang with shotguns call to check em out make sure they were not communists, dope smokers, or 5150's. We don't want backward people walking around in our county carrying shotguns.
  • Seizures 7 South Milpas.
  • Suspicious circumstances hose running from exhaust pipe into a window somewhere on Olive, from a running vehicle. I did not hear whether or not a suicide was committed but did hear a request to contact "Cares"
  • 500 Block Junipero Husband punched wife in the face and was throwing things around inside their place. He left before police arrived but turned himself in later, his wife went to the hospital.
  • Medical Emergency female unconscious on the ground Richland at Broadmoor Plaza.
  • Elderly fall victim 300 Block of West Cabrillo.
  • Code 40, and code 2 medics Vera Cruz Park 130 East Cota.
  • Near drowning in the ocean 9999 Jalama Road, was drowning but got out of the water and was laying on the beach, Fire and Medics responded.
  • Open containers in a maroon Cadillac next to the Rangers Station at Rocky Nook Park. 3 people cited; Yogi, Boo Boo and an unidentified female.
  • Tuckers Grove San Antonio trail near the Damn cigarette thrown in the brush put out by someone who reported it to county fire for response to make sure it was out.
  • Kids playing with the telephone. 15 year old girl called 911, just to see if it worked.
  • Santa Maria Dominion at Clark report of two cyclists down.
  • 4900 Block of Carp Ave in Carp a gal named Molly is Raising HELL.
  • Check the Welfare of a 65 year old male in the bushes next to a tree 200 South Milpas Circle K.
  • Fairview at Calle Real group of 5 or 6 juveniles all wearing blue shirts in traffic lanes axing people for moola.
  • 415 Jet Skiers at the Coral Casino.
  • Vandalism investigation 200 Block of South Voluntario.
  • Report of a 5150 holding a knife not brandishing it in the breezeway at lot 10 police found no one with a knife and the pedestrians there were uncooperative.
  • Albertsons on Bradley in S.M. 242 Assault.
  • 415 Domestic with injuries 400 Block of Anacapa.
  • 415 Homeless subject who was disturbing earlier at a store at 613 State came back refused to leave and threatened store employees for calling police on him the first time, I think he ran away before police responded.
  • Report of possible illegal bon fire near the Noel Christmas tree farm off Cathedral Oaks.
  • 415 Domestic on Picasso mother daughter, daughter 242ed Assaulted her mother and might be going for a knife like the last time, wow.

    Scanner Reports, Sunday:

  • 242 Assault investigation on Lou Dillon 1400 Block occurred Saturday Night.
  • Suspicious circumstances damage to front door of Rusty's pizza 400 North Milpas possible attempt burglary.
  • 8 Subjects with open containers at Mac's 35 East Haley early AM Sunday.
  • Loud Music first block of West Islay.
  • Code 60 Blocking driveway Veterans Memorial 112 West Cabrillo.
  • 800 Block of West Anapamu 242 Assault investigation.
  • Code 2 medics for back pain and code 40, DRUNK Paseo Nuevo SBPD on scene.
  • 242 Assault investigation State at Victoria.
  • 459 Burglary to a vehicle 1000 Block of Cheltenham.
  • Check the Welfare of a Subject standing on the RR Tracks near the cemetery.
  • 1144 Death in a motel room Motel 6 3500 Block of State Street unknown circumstances.
  • 16 Ashley Avenue juvenile committed burglary and got caught by SBPD after being reported by homeowner.
  • 415 Apple Store subject was refusing to leave store but did and employees of store just wanted the area checked in case she was hanging around.
  • Front Door of vacant home found wide open on Shoreline reporting party is owner's son. Squatters? Who knows a lot of that seems to be going on around here.
  • 600 Block of Walnut Fire and Medics requested code 3 by SBSO on scene.
  • Suspicious Subject observed near Sheffield Reservoir fled when discovered he was being observed HMA driving teal Saturn.
  • SBSO Pursuit ended pretty much after it began on Santa Rosa Road.
  • Keep the Peace on Picasso stolen phone tracked to address in 6600 Block of Picasso.
  • Suspicious subject loitering 400 Block of East Victoria wearing a Hawaiian shirt and blue jeans.
  • Found bicycle on Old Mill Road.
  • Code 40, at Cottage clear for the Sober Center.
  • Medical Emergency elderly male fell on the Escalator Paseo Nuevo Mall theatres.

    I miss those long walks on the beach I used to take when my legs were strong. Now I can only go a few blocks before everything starts hurting like hell. I must be falling apart. Oh Well, that's enough outta me for now Have a great Monday and Dog Willing we will see you on Wednesday. Later, Roger


     

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