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Scanner Reports 01-08-14
updated: Jan 08, 2014, 7:00 AM

By Roger the Scanner Guy

Well it's finally here. Wednesday, middle of the week for all the Bankers and otters that don't work on the weekends. Found out something the other day about myself I always thought was true and it wasn't. Well I didn't really think it was true, but others did and I thought they were right. I thought they were right until about 20 or so years ago when I went to a couple head shrinkers, myself and found out what they said to me wasn't true but now it's been CONFIRMED!

You live long enough, you learn all kinds of interesting thangs and to think I was forced to take all those psychotic drugs for nothing. It's too bad arthritis is taking hold of my body, ironic now I need pain meds and the QUACKERS don't want to give them out now.

When I was a kid I was so angry about everything but mostly being beaten to a bloody pulp all the time. I was so angry and had no outlets for letting my anger out I started breaking things. After my dad died, the threat of his beatings gone, I really let go. My mom took me to a head shrinker, he said I should go to Military School so that's where I went. I really wish it would have worked out looking back all those years ago it was a great opportunity, but I was too angry so it didn't. Things never worked out for me because I was just too damn ANGRY to let anything good happen. So a lot of bad things happened and one of the things that happened is I was prescribed a mountain of anti-psychotic pills and THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH ME. I remember back all those years ago other problem, children who were unwanted by their folks, at the very least their problems were unwanted by their folks. They were put into some of the fun places I was put in and many of them are zombies today. Between the lobotomy in a pill and the way many of these people have been treated through the years I believe many of them walk our streets today. The only thing giving people the wrong medications and institutionalizing them is going to do is make them non-functioning that is if society is lucky.

One of the other things that can happen is they commit mass murder, become serial killers, or just plain torturing animals and the vulnerable. I'm sure many of them are elder abusers now that Mom and Dad are old and need someone to take care of them. Of course as long as it's not seen or heard, some officials are ok with that sort of thing.

Case in point a man working the night shift in an Animal Hospital being abusive toward the animals. Some of the neighbors heard it and called it in. The Animal Cop I spoke with downplayed it as if I was the one there was something wrong with. I advertise myself as a 5150 so why not assume it especially if you don't really care about animals yourself, it's just a job. I really don't think that the way this Animal cop spoke with me he cares about animals that much. To him it's just a job, I don't care what his co-workers have to say about him, I read people pretty good. It might be one thing if I was treated that way once but not twice as far as I'm concerned he's just as bad as the abuser. By the way the abuser was fired the other night I heard it on the scanner .

Been seeing alot of stories in the media of people killing animals, the lady who stabbed her boyfriends cat and some guy in LA who ran over his ex-wifes dog as well as the scumbags who got away with tossing a white poodle out on the freeway in Montecito a couple weeks ago. I wasn't going to mention anything about the night guy at the Animal Hospital because I'm not sure how much his employers knew about his activities but abusive people to me, someone that has been through abuse, are like child molesters. They all have secrets and they like to keep secrets between themselves and their victims. Most animals cannot communicate so that's perfect for a scumbag like this guy.

I've been pretty lucky through the years I've been able to direct my anger toward abusive people and those that have abused me. I'm damn glad my cat wasn't a patient at that Animal Hospital. If I ever found out anyone did anything to my Boo Boo Bear I'd tear them into shreads. Not all WOODCHIPPERS are created equal. I suppose this person might be looking for another night job as a caretaker of animals or people so those of you out there looking to hire someone be very careful of who you offer a job to because the scumbag is out there on the prowl.

Heres Thy Blessed Scanner Roni Reports, Monday:

  • Homeless feller yelling 423 Chapala.
  • Upper DLV Male subject in a bathtub with a knife slashing his wrists but not that bad.
  • Light Smoke investigation in the 1600 Block of Los Tunas, engine 7 up there a long time, did not find a real fire but there was an odor of burning oak.
  • Semi vs Vehicle North of Gavoita on 101.
  • Minor injury traffic accident 100 Block of North Milpas.
  • Premise check at Whole Foods and surrounding areas for a wanted felon he sounded homeless.
  • Traffic Accident vehicle vs a bicyclist 6600 Block of Del Playa.
  • Report of a tractor on fire 1000 Block of highway 135.
  • First block of Baker Lane a case of Fraud.
  • Wanted felon a female is inside of Casa Esprenza the SBSO contacted SBPD and the SBPD picked her up and took her to jail she was wanted for theft, burglary, and had a felony warrent for her arrest.
  • Some gal was yelling in the 600 Block of West Cota.
  • The county Air Pollution distrist inspector was 242ed Assaulted.
  • Homeless female threatening and bothering people and refusing to leave the East Beach Bath House.
  • Report of 415 Fight involving holeless people at Vera Cruz Park.
  • Check on Drinkers Santa Barbara at Victora streets.
  • 242 assault investigation at Cottage.
  • 415 idiot with a machete trying to cut down a tree at Waller Park in Santa Maria.
  • 415 Ex Employee refusing to leave scaring fellow employees 200 Block of South Milpas.
  • 10851 Stolen auto 500 Block of Brinkerhoff.
  • 1400 Block of State street ugly old fart carrying a guitar case yelling at passerby's.
  • kid missing from the 600 Block of West Cota for 20 minutes then he was found.
  • Check the Welfare of a subject in a sleeping bag on the side of the road near the Bacara see if he's comfy or needs a pillow they take care of their guests at the Bacara.
  • Report of 415 Fight between 2 subjects San Pasqual at Anapamu no weapons were seen but when police arrived on the scene they said something about a 245 with a knife, thats a stabbing they also said something about a black or dark colored Ford Explorer leaving thje area.
  • Report of a homeless female taking off her clothing at Helena and Yanonali.
  • Noise Complaint construction 300 Block of West Micheltorena.
  • Female with neck tats refusing to leave the front of Little Cesars 21 North Milpas.
  • 700 Block of State street group of Homeless with a dog possibly homeless harrassing passerbys.
  • Check the welfare of a subject down 1600 Block of Chino.
  • Morton Bay complex two subjects were trying door handles got into a vehicle got a stereo left burglary tools behind drove away in a white vehicle last seen on Fairview.

    Scanner Roni Reports, Tuesday:

  • Check the welfare of a subject down 1224 State street.
  • Subject in a wheel chair asking for help 500 Block of Anacapa street.
  • SBPD Foot pursuit of subject didn't catch why they were chasing him but they caught him behind the Alamar motel then requested a supervisor.
  • White female with open bottle refusing to leave the teller windor at 129 North Fairview.
  • 20002 Hit and Run suspect vehicle a flatbed with Olympic Cermics on the side 2900 Block DLV.
  • Bicyclist down unconcious 1118 East Cabrillo West End of parking lot 50 year old male.
  • Storke Hollister Grey Charger involved in Road Rage incident.
  • 2 Subjects lotering lower lot 100 West Carrillo Ralphs.
  • Theft of cell phone investigation at the station County Sheriff.
  • Ventura SO was in pursuit of a motorcycle and his transmissions came over SBSO Radio, I never found out weather or not he caught the biker.
  • Southbound Milpas offramp CHP on scene of two signs down, traffic doesn't sound like the driver stuck around.
  • Illegal camper in a sleeping bag in the parking lot of Best Western 336 West Cabrillo.
  • 459 Burglary in an apartment in the 700 Block of Camino Del Sur.
  • Smoke odor inside a building in the 800 Block of East Guiterrez.
  • Dirt Bag trying to take a cat away from a woman in the 500 Block of 11th street.
  • 1144 Death at Rancho Gardens 300 Block of Old Mill Road.
  • Overdose in the 2800 Block of State street.
  • 415 Argurment over a non injury accident 400 Block of Hitchcock.
  • Fall victim Bath and Victora injury.

    Will thays enough outta me for now. I hurt my back the other day and it just doesn't seem to be getting better. I went out and bought some Capzasin and WOWEEEEE Does that stuff burn! Now I have a different pain. Anyway have a great Wednesday and Dog Willing We will see you on FRYday.

    Later, Roger


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