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Scanner Reports 01-06-14
updated: Jan 06, 2014, 7:00 AM

By Roger the Scanner Guy

Will anutter Holiday came and went. I was really looking forward to all of it now I'm damn glad it's all gone! Something happened to me one day when I was walking in Rite Aide. something my mind could not comprehend. It totally shocked my brain and threw my Holidays all to HELL. I never want to experience that horrible insanity again.

Anyway I'm damn glad it's over and hopefully with DOG as my witness I will never have to face this cold reality again! Finally it's over and I can once again open my eyes to a nude day, the birds singing, the bees buzzing the sun shinning HIGH up in the sky...I feel Blessed.

So I hope everyone had a wonderful Holiday. Mine was Glorious, it really twas. I remember all the rotton things that happened to me as a child. Many of the people that put me through HELL still live there in the Midwest, while I live here in usually always Sunny Santa Barbara. I do hope that most of them will have no trouble digging themselves out of Thee Great Blizzard of 2014, and won't be found in the Spring Thaw.

I knew a feller once many years ago in Fort Wayne, he got in a fight with a Drunk on the old Saint Joseph River Bridge. The drunk poked the feller in the face calling him a "Dirty Hippie." He was the wrong kinda hippie to mess with, he was a HELL Raisin Biker. He never started fights, he always finished them. The story went that he picked up that drunk and tossed him off that bridge. Well it was winter time and there was snow and ice everywhere. Thee Old Saint Joe was frozen solid except for the hole the drunk fella made falling thru it, they didn't find that drunk till the Spring Thaw. When they did they went looking for that Biker fella, he was in Flordia copping some rays.

It's nice to get away from it all once in a while. When I was a kid I couldn't wait to get the HELL outta Indiana, and they could not wait for me to leave. It was a Mutual Agreement all the way around. But now were all old, we have changed and think differently then. We did those many years ago. Life is much different. I miss all that damn snow and those blizzards. All those years I spent out there on the road going from one place to the next, meeting mostly good hearted, farted people. Most of them were good, some were bad just like Life some good, some bad.

Mom told me on the phone "Over a foot over night the wind is howling the snow is over the tires of my car it has potential to be like Thee Great Blizzard of 1967." I will never forget that one, I was 8 years old I had to walk on top of the fence to take the garbage out, I fell sideways into the snow and wasn't found for a few moments. I thought for sure I wouldn't be found till the ( Fill in the blank.) Anyway I got a lot of Hot Choclate for that it was worth it, and back then it was real hot choclate, with marsh mellows and whip cream, yummy.

I feel bad that some folks gotta pay to get their walk ways cleared of snow and ice. It's real expensive now. Used to take me a half hour working fast and hard might get 3 or 4 dollars for that going rate, now 20 or 30 dollars. Get rich for a few days working back there. Would do that when I was out of work. Way back then a couple bucks was better than none at all. One day got over 60 bucks doing a little over a dozen drive and walk ways. Nowadays it's a pretty good day 240.00 or more. Makes me want to go home for a little visit rake it in, but can't do it no more, between the crippled legs and my age. I'd disappear in that snow for sure and ya know I wouldn't be found I might just disappear in that snow all together. Especially if I was to fall into one of those natural ice chests, I may not have had a drink in almost 11 years it don't mean I don't think about it now and then and there ain't no beer better in the world than a Michelob frozen in the snow.

Heres your Scanner Roni Reports, FRYday:

  • Some type of incident at the 7-11
  • 331 West Montecito where the employees did not want to press charges.
  • Code 2 Medics at Haley and Castillo for person having D.T.s Alcohol withdrawals.
  • 23152 Drunk Driver red maroon Camero, Entrance and Hollister, parked at Albertsons closest to Girsh Park reporting party following.
  • Medical Emergency stroke at Harrys 3300 Block of State street.
  • Medical Emergency for a 34 year old female falling ill in the 200 Block of South Canada.
  • A younger woman called in and reported seeing two women in the downtown area who were recently involved in stealing her iPhone. As the dispatcher discribed the theives to responding police a detective commented that the two women sound like a couple gals wanted for several burglaries in the downtown area. I never heard whether or not they were caught but I would think they were because a couple more units responded.
  • Possible vegetation fire in the 5000 Block of Zaca Station Road.
  • "Smash and Grab" 459 Burglary to a vehicle purse stolen in the 3100 Block of State street.
  • iPhone ripped off 300 Block of State street in Parking lot 11.
  • 23152 Drunk Driver traveling on Storke toward IV, Blue with Nevada plates. Subject possibly wanted by probation, walking on DLV from Islay North probably under the infulence of meth.
  • Report of juveniles drinking alkehol and writing racial slurs in the sand below Ty Warners House.
  • 4400 Block of Shadowhills 6 people prowling a residence and it goes on everynight. Just as I heard it.
  • Arching power lines on Castis Pass.
  • Assist medics Cabrillo and Castillo.
  • Check the Welfare of a subject down North East corner of Bath and Mission.
  • 415 Domestic 200 Block of South Canada.
  • 415 Domestic 4500 Block of 11th Street.
  • Dine and Dash in the200 Block of State.
  • SHOPlifter Sears 3845 State street.
  • 5150, Cares Hold on Victoria.
  • Subject attempted to pass counterfit cash in the 3800 Block of State street. I'd be happy if I could pass counterfit down here.
  • Southbound off ramp at Hollister vehicle Fire.
  • On Harbor Way city parking vehicle involved in a non injury accident.
  • 4800 Block of Titan attemptted 242 Assault of a 14 year old girl by an adult.
  • 1900 Block opf Chino 415 Domestic ex ball and chain refusing to leave.

    Scanner Roni Reports, SaTURDay:

  • Trail Rescue injured hiker Cold Springs Trail.
  • Illegal Camper with a grocery cart on the front steps of 209 South Milpas.
  • Medical Emergency female throwing up blood outside the West Side clinic.
  • Check the Welfare of a subject living on West Sola who was suicidal earlier in the week.
  • Smoke Investigation in the 1500 Block of Los Tunas Fire department said there was a lite odor of burning oak I don't think they found a fire.
  • 211 Silent alarm at the Wells Fargo atm on Pardell but no robbery.
  • 415 Subject in possession of a screwdriver 1400 Park Place, disturbing and drunk.
  • Code 40, Drunk down next to the dumpster 104 West Anapamu someone missed.
  • Two code 40, Drunks behind the Palms in Carpinteria.
  • Evacuated resident from Newhouse refusing to leave 227 West Haley..I had alot of fun there.
  • I heard a big boom around 6:25ish P.M.
  • There there was an Armed Robbery with a 5 inch knife in the 1800 Block of State street at a Gas Station all the info is on the Code Red.
  • Unknown 415 Disturbance at the Buelleton Sub Station?
  • AlkeHOL Drinkers in a car behind Staples 410 State street gotta hide better than that.
  • Code 40, 415 Refusing to leave friends house in the 500 Block of Myrtle.
  • Elderly fall victim 227 East Anapamu.
  • Medical Emergency 600 Block of Linden for an ill Subject.
  • Father from Utah Called Subject camping in parking lot of Holy Cross Church driving a dark green van with boat trailer and 2 Pitt Bulls is no longer allowed to camp there.
  • 415 Over a lost bag at Sharkeys 525 State street Staff vs Customer.
  • Illegal campers in the cove between Shoreline and Ledbetter.
  • Report of a dead raacoon on Haley.
  • 242 Assault in the 900 Block of East Yanonali.

    Scanner Reports, SUNday:

  • Cock Fighting, dead end of Black Road near the Strawberry Field and the Airport. Upon arrival Sheriff Depuity radioed in: "Were pretty sure something illegal is going on there as theres about 40 different people running in different directions." They left some Roosters behind.
  • Suspicous Vehicle in the 4600 Block of Carpinteria Avenue illegal campers same vehicle had been camping on the Mesa.
  • Code, 40 Drunk walking from the 3300 Block of Richland over to Broadmar Plaza.
  • Medical Emergency subject bleeding from the ears in the restroom at Ortega Park, it was a Medical Emergency not an assault.
  • 415 Domestic in the 1200 Block of Cacique
  • Report of someone AWOL from Mountain Drive doesn't sound like a bad place to be AWOL from.
  • Combative 5150 Female GVCH Ambulance Bay left was trucking down Hollister when police caught up with her took her back. A little while later she became combative again.
  • Check the welfare of a Code 40, Drunk subject near the fountain in the 600 Block of State street.
  • Injury Traffic Accident 101 Southbound, South of the La Cumbre off ramp involving 2 vehicles.
  • Report of a Gang Fight off Milpas North SBPD Happened upon a group of subjects at Alphouse and Alisos unknown if they were fighting by me anyway.
  • Check the Welfare of a 4 year old child left alone on Bates Beach while his parents continued down the beach and are too far away.
  • Code 40, Drunk hanging out at Wells Fargo 1036 Anacapa street.
  • Report of a structure fire across from Girsh Park at Phelps Road and Mills Way turned out to be someone BBQing on a second floor.
  • Cat in a Tree in Montecito, cat got out of the tree in Montecito before anyone could respond.
  • Injury Traffic Accident Motorcycle vs vehicle San Pasqual at Mission.
  • Overdose 800 Block of Cacique at the 76 Station 200 South Milpas.
  • Illegal WoodPecker Hunting on La Patera in Goleta.
  • 594 Vandlism at La Mesa Park on Meggs Road.
  • AlkeHOL Drinkers in the 400 Block of West Guiterrez.
  • Medical Emergency at All American Storage on Calle Cesar Chavez diffculty breathing.
  • Possibly Under the Influence Field Workers racing cars in a Strawberry Field near Tanglewood
  • 211 Strong Arm Robbery on Montecito at Cesar Chavez.
  • 242 Assault investigation at Cottage Emergency.

    Will that's enough outta me for now, called my Mom theres a State of Emergency back there cause of that big old Blizzard hitting Chicago. Ma was telling me that on SaTURDay the grocery stores were packed, the liquor stores were packed, and there were lines at the gas stations. It's getting deep, it's getting cold, I feel sorry for the homeless back there. My little sister and her husband deliver news papers back there, my Ma tells me my sister takes those papers all the way up to peoples doors. I don't know how shes going to do that tonight hopefully they will stay home. Have a great Monday and Dog Willing we will see you on Wednesday.

    Later, Roger


     

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