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Scanner Reports 10-16-13
updated: Oct 16, 2013, 7:00 AM
By Roger the Scanner Guy
Will it's that day again. The day that so many people are sick of hearing about. It makes them want to BARF. Especally those of us who don't celebrate the day in its correct manner.
Well ID has another new show, Elder Skelter; about Evil Old Folks who commit ruthless crimes. I noticed on the previews that there were more women than men killers, and crime breakers. I cannot wait to see it although it kinda scares me that they are portraying Sweet Little Old Ladies as Killers. Maybe the show will give older folks in Nursing homes ideas. I think a lot of people that work in those places like to hurt older folks, and handicapped people that cannot take care of themselves. I know not all people that work in nursing homes like to hurt others but some do. I caught a guy spanking a little old lady's bare bottom with his hand at Oak Park Nursing Home many years ago and I spanked his. They kept him as an employee after that but not me. I quit I couldn't handle working there some of the things I saw. I had never seen bed sores before. It's horrible how our old suffer and a crime the way they are taken care of. I hope to see some "Old Folks" do some Payback on that show. Break out the Wood Chipper and some popcorn too!
I had heard the show was listed on Wednesday night but that might have changed not sure. Stay tuned; I'm sure it's going to join the otters soon: Evil Kin, Swamp Murders, Southern Fried Homicide, Wives with Knives, Lt. Joe Kendra. There are others, many others. I don't watch em all because you start watching these shows all the time when you have to go somewhere in public it's hard to keep your mind off the Woodchipper. If you're like me; screwed up in the head anyway I like to tell people "I don't hear voices, I have loud thoughts."
I don't always hear Angry Calls but I have heard a couple lately quite a few Road Rages actually I didn't hear as many during the summer. I'd say the past 3 weeks been hearing them more. Three times in the past week Angry former Employee calls including the former worker that started the hotel fire in Santa Maria that could have been very tragic. There have also been more suicides and attempts, they actually go back and forth but right now they are up. So what is going on to make people angry that wasn't happening a few weeks ago? The Government Shutdown? Impending Layoffs? I don't know if companies still have it tight at the end of the year but I remember people always having a hard time getting a job from October thru January unless you were a flunky like myself, willing to take anything. Except fishing or anything else out there on the water. Don't know why but somewhere along the line became fearful of the ocean. Used to swim it but never went out in a boat.
Heard one employee got into it with a former employer and pulled a knife on him that was in North county. Another showed up to work and discovered that someone else had been hired in their place. I wouldn't want to work in either place with these guys showing up resentful and angry. Of course I watch ID and some of those shows can make you a little paranoid. Hee hee hee, " I'm not paranoid I have loud thoughts."
Hair is Thy Blessed Scanner Roni Reports, Monday:
Premise check Milpas onramp I think every morning something is happening there.
400 Block of Peach Grove attempting to locate subject, probably someone wanted.
Medical Emergency for an ill subject 34 West Carrillo.
Brother vs Brother Isleta Avenue City, "Brother is in the shed in the back yard and refusing to come out."
Check the Welfare of two women who haven't been heard from no one's picking up the phone and there's supposed to be a caregiver there 24/7, 300 Block of South Voluntario.
First Block of Hitchcock commercial burglary,
415 Subject disturbing in the 4400 Block of Hollister.
Mountain Lion spotted near the Evergreen Apartments in Goleta beyond the parking lot.
Report of someone engaged in a 415 Physical Fight with a Cal Trans worker on the freeway near El Sueno, I believe it's a felony to assault a Cal Trans worker but if you punch yourself in the nose it's ok.
Check the Welfare of an Elderly resident requesting help on Quarantina. I do hope they just help and not stick em in a home I've seen this kind of help before it's that kind of help not appreciated.
Theft of Mail in the 500 Block of Hot Springs.
1000 Block of Cliff Drive 459 Burglary to residence.
Gas Pipe broken in the 100 Block of West Haley.
415 Combative Jerk at Cottage 320 West Pueblo.
1144 Dead Body in a bathtub Motel 6 3500 Block of State Street.
10851 Stolen Auto 95 Toyota Camry missed location.
Cops were on a group behind Dargan's.
Back Up Assist Mary Unit 3 with someone interfering with a traffic stop 1000 Block of State Street.
CSI 2100 Block of Red Rose not sure what for.
Code 36-Frank felony warrant failure to yield a moment in vehicle Got em 400 Rancheria.
200 Block of East Foster subject was being chased and then held down at this location in Santa Maria, don't know why.
In the County somewhere someone was shot in the leg with a nail gun.
415 Rider on the bus La Patera Lane at Hollister, threatening, giving driver the creeps got off bus before police arrived.
Kidnapping someone not being let out of an RV up on highway one pulled over by SBSO Sheriff reporting party was San Luis Sheriffs they got em pulled em over not sure what the end result was there.
Lewd Subject in vehicle at Goleta Beach.
Possible trespasser at the Hope Ranch Inn 4100 Block of State Street.
Suicide attempt Waterfront area in a residence, overdose attempt.
484, Theft at Sears.
SBPD on a group at the Fig Tree.
Suicide attempt in the county, overdose.
Reckless driver 101 Northbound 90mph plus silver compact police lit em up and vehicle did not pull over right away. Went off freeway then pulled over last I heard it was a possible DUI.
New Use for Beach Bicycle Path Code 40, Drunk male sprawled across the bike path 236 East Cabrillo Blvd.
Report of smoke coming from an electrical box at Rays Liquor store 1900 Block of San Andreas.
Another failure to yield at Cliff and Meigs drove to Elise Way 2000 Block then pulled over.
Scanner Roni Reports, Tuesday:
415 Fight physical involving 2 males at the park on Linden one subject 30's possible homeless who was involved harassing beach goers earlier in the day at Carpinteria Beach.
Fight over money 4500 Block of Coachman someone loaned it someone did not want to give it back. I can't count the number of times that happened to me NO MORE MR. NICE GUY.
415 Over the theft of a bicycle tire at Spectrum 21 West Carrillo. Subject ripped it off and got away on an orange bike.
Chapala and Canon Perdido Mary 3 is on a minor 415 Argument or fight.
Report of 23152 Drunk green Range Rover heading East into oncoming traffic on Carrillo.
Druggies smoking unknown substance from a pipe near Starbucks in the 1200 Block of State Street. I wonder if they are smoking embalming fluid.
Traffic Accident Los Carneros and 101 heard patient was on the off ramp.
SBSO Seeking subject in Santa Maria heard Copter traffic about marijuana plants in back yards not sure if they ever found the subject, Arianna School inquired whether or not the school should be on lock down. Not sure if they ever found the person they were looking for.
San Andreas at Valerio someone found a 3 year old child, don't know if they ever found their parents.
4900 Block of Harris grade 415 Ex-employee, employer yesterday Monday subject was threatening with a knife today there are no weapons.
415 Homeless near Macys 701 State Street 370 pc urinating in public, 314 pc indecent exposure.
Homeless male harassing passersby 1st. East Haley.
SBPD Out on a group 1st. North Milpas.
900 Block of State Street in front of Marshalls subject with seizures.
500 Block Avenue of the Flags ill subject living in unlivable conditions, sad I hate these calls.
First Block of North Alisos medical emergency subject with abdominal pain.
Fall Victim Pilgrim Terrace, medical emergency.
487pc Theft in the 1200 Block of Liberty.
Alert 2 Emergency Landing at the Airport warning light for smoke came on Citation Jet, all is well no smoke Jet is getting checked out at Altantic.
Structure Fire Los Patos at Cabrillo electrical fire with heavy smoke in the bathroom, Full fire response.
5 Juveniles skateboarding around City Hall.
Keep the Peace while someone picks up their mail 1000 Block of Castillo.
Check the Welfare of a code 40, Drunk passed out in the Bus circle at MTD 1020 Chapala.
Check the Welfare of an Elderly woman in the County that's says some subject calls her every day to talk about Politics.
LOL Some of these calls really quack me up!
That's it outta me for now Have a Wonderful Humpster Day and Dog Willing We will see you on FRYday. Later, Roger
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