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Scanner Reports 10-11-13
updated: Oct 11, 2013, 7:00 AM
By Roger the Scanner Guy
Will it's FRYday; a nice relaxing weekend for some of you, some just keep on working. For some work is freedom from their thoughts and that is much more relaxing. As usual someone got my goat during the week at the same time what they said bought me back to reality, my reality. The person that stated to me in that comment that NO ONE DESERVES TO BE HARMED FOR NO EXCUSE, is correct. But since no one was there to save me numerous times and this sort of thing continues to happen to other people as well as children and now the SCUM SUCKING MAGGOTS have an excuse for molesting children and raping people it's called MENTAL ILLNESS. Ha! What a CROCK! Then I will continue to speak of my good buddy WOODY the WOODCHIPPER! "HERE HERE, Roger, it is no excuse for assaulting threatening or otherwise harming other humans." Please get off the Soapbox and deal with reality. I am dealing with reality my reality don't like it. Get off my soapbox and quit making excuses for Criminals. Before people break THE LAW, they make a conscious decision to do so and if they get caught they usually have to pay a price. Nowadays it really isn't much of a price but Woody the Woodchipper can deter them from ever breaking the law again if it's a sexual offense because chum is needed to feed hungry sharks off our coast. I wrote a long, long statement about my history for the Upteenth thousandth time but I erased it and left what I wrote above I guess some people have nothing better to do than piss off the King.
Well hairs your Scanner Roni Reports, Wednesday:
415 Someone was yelling and refusing to leave the fellowship club in the 600 Block of Garden.
I heard a weird call that someone had thrown a metal gas can possibly on fire toward an Amtrak train it seemed to be downplayed after that then after on I heard a deputy mention the "Train Incident." But they never said anymore about it so I don't think they wanted Roger to know what really happened.
Highway 101 near Hollister off ramp Illegal Burn.
459 Commercial Burglary 100 Block of South Hope.
Report of a vehicle fire near the sea landing.
Report of Structure Fire 1000 Block of North "B" street.
Trash Can Fire 3800 Block of Via Lucero.
2400 Block of State street 242 Assault.
Vehicle accident 5900 Block of Casitas Pass.
Something I heard: Male suspect left the area of San Milano, female juvenile riding her bicycle. I'm not sure what that was about but I think maybe it's something Woody the Woodchipper could help with.
I heard a city police officer call in to dispatch for a "Radio Check" to make sure his radio was working properly. He said "Radio Check" and the dispatcher says "Radio Shack?" I'm still laughing about that.
Homeless man in his 50's on a bicycle harassing women at Vons on Coast Village Road.
Vehicle vs motorcycle 100 Block of Union Valley.
Premise check Douglas Family Preserve.
Someone called in a possible heart attack at USA Gas 8 South Milpas but they were really having seizures.
Los Positas at Calle Real vehicle disabled blocking traffic.
Code 40, Drunk Quinientos and Milpas.
1500 Block of Shoreline Fall Victim head injury.
Code 40, 1145, Suicidal Drunk in a Motel somewhere in Santa Barbara.
Suspicious male trying car doors on Ellwood Beach Drive.
Premise check Skofield Park.
Medical Emergency for a fainting in a park on Solomon Road.
Someone got run for warrants and had an 11,000 dollar warrant for felony drug use.
Report of a vehicle into a ditch near Los Positas and Cliff it was a red convertible before responders could get there it was gone.
415 Subject Ortega and State Street Fire department standing by with the subject.
Daddy ripped off my Prius! Somewhere in the county.
Scanner Roni Reports, Thursday:
Check the Welfare of a kid who's riding a scooter up and down the street wearing one sock and no shoes on Sandalwood.
273.5 Domestic violence investigation 600 Block of West Anapamu.
Suspicious subjects under the influence possibly casing vehicles in Five Points male and female in their 20's he's wearing jean shorts, she's wearing a black jump suit.
Possible 415 Domestic in the 6200 Block of Covington in Goleta daughter called it in saying she heard glass breaking and her parents' voices raised. When the call first came in it was reported as the 3000 Block of Hermosa Road in the city but it wasn't at that location City Police dispatch traced it to its actual location it became a Check the Welfare call after one of the parents stated that it wasn't a domestic but the death of a loved one that made the parents upset.
700 Block of La Ronda Pit Bull Attack the dog attacked another neighbors' dog.
1400 Block of Almond 5150 threatening to break windows.
Smoke investigation outside 1600 Block of Loma, it was someone's fireplace.
Check the Welfare of a subject down and partially clothed at 1114 State Street I bet the tourists love that.
10851 Stolen vehicle plus trailer in the 300 Block of East Creston.
415 Homeless 900 Block of DLV Subject refusing to leave.
Hazard investigation in the 1900 Block of Red Rose a fumigation tent was taken down and one of the neighbors became ill.
Medical Emergency for a fall victim 1200 Block of Mission Canyon Road.
Check the Welfare of an injured cat at 211 Pacific Dunes SBSO found an injured cat and called animal control.
Code 40, Drunk female at Montecito and Castillo next to JJ's Liquor.
Report that someone in a bathroom by the swimming pool is making strange noises this is at Franciscan Court.
Haley at Quarantina Fall Victim.
3900 Block of Neptune two brothers are arguing.
Recycling center on "H" Street former employee showed up and is upset a new employee has been hired in his place, I'm glad I don't work there.
Check the Welfare of an Elderly male who keeps falling down in the 5300 Block of Hollister. A good Samaritan helped him up and walked him into GVCH Emergency we need more people like that around here.
Suspicious Circumstances in the 100 Block of Holly a woman was driving down the street when a juvenile walked out into the middle of the street with a chair put it down and sat in it. If I had a kid he'd be the one that did that.
Anyway that is all outta me for now Have a Great Weekend and Dog willing we will see you on Monday. Later, Roger
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