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Scanner Reports 9-25-13
updated: Sep 25, 2013, 7:00 AM
By Roger the Scanner Guy
Oh my how time flies. Guess What Day this is? Things have been kinda crazy past 24 hours around here. Is it part of the weather? Hard to say we're looking for a warm up here in Santa Barbara the next couple of days. We have a touch of robberies coming in from the West, and downpours of Burglaries over the East. There's a possibility of Assaults in the Downtown bar area. And some grand theft Autos coming up from the South. Along with the NIMBY injunction, Woman Injunction, and Tourist Injunction, I think we need a Fall Injunction. Just totally cancel fall and head right into winter. I've always loved the fall too; really looking forward to scaring the HELL outta a couple fiends on Halloween I just might have to break the law to do it. Won't be the first time. I hope I don't get injunctioned.
So I was thinking about Booty Calls the otter day heard one Monday Evening an Asian Male in his 50's Soliciting for $$$, associated with two other subjects and a white Dodge Charger on the Hope Street side of Macys in the 3800 Block of State Street. I used to work for an Asian man in his 50's and I thought of him when I heard the call as he was quite the type way back when. But I'm in my 50's now; he'd be in his 70's. Come to think of it we all worked at that location 30 Years ago when it was Robinsons. Anyway I periodically hear prostitution calls around town some on the corner, some in motels. I've been seeing some lately around, some of the people seem to be from not around here. Wondering if others have noticed the increase in prostitution lately around different areas of town. Maybe it's the same as usual I just don't get out much. I never went for that sorta thing myself. There's alot of money in it so I can see when there's no work around. The sex trade can not only be entertaining but pay a lot too. I got Body guard offers before for exotic dancers chauffeur em around make sure they were not harassed or assaulted in any way but to me that kinda job is like asking for trouble. I was asked to Pimp before too but that's not for me it would be kinda cool though cruising Milpas in a nice big blue Caddie, wearing a long blue fur coat, and a wide brimmed blue hat have a sign on the side of my car "Roger Dodger Pimping Service." I might do it for a joke but I really would not go there. Pimps are really not nice people they force people to do things they don't want to do and squeeze just about every dime outta em, not to mention the abuse the ones I have known of anyway really don't know any out here and don't want too. When I was in the tourist trade here working night desk had a hooker offer me 400.00 Bucks a week, just to rent her a room and let her do her thang. Said "No" but sometimes I regret not taking the money I coulda painted my Caddie.
Oh Well Hairs your Scanner Roni Reports, Monday:
417 Brandishing a Gun in SLO Male in Dodge Ram flashed black handgun at reporting party last seen heading toward highway one, or 166, vehicle registered in Santa Maria.
488 Theft of money off table at McDonalds in the 1100 Block of East Clark in Santa Maria reporting party is a child the 2 thugs involved belong in a woodchipper.
Overdose female subject found barely breathing down a long driveway off San Marcos Pass Road revived became combative and left the scene before SBSO Responded last I heard they were searching the area for the subject.
Keep the Peace on Clines Ave.
Full Ocean Rescue called out for report of capsized boat off Shoreline but Harbor Patrol Boat 3 was on scene and stated all was well boat wasn't capsized and they were towing it back to the Harbor. Scared me started out sounding like one of their drills.
Vehicle vs Bicyclist on Camino Corto in IV.
Possible structure Fire 400 South E Street in Lompoc.
SBPD Searching lower East Side on Monday for wanted subject not a hundred percent what for but they were searching high and low until late into the evening campsites around town. The guy was wearing 49ers hat and jersey last I heard.
Suspicious circumstances 2 women searching engine compartment of a truck for something, Stow at Rosemary Santa Maria.
Smoke check in area of Cathedral Oaks and Los Carneros white smoke seen in area.
SBPD checking Castillo Street campsites 300 Block of Castillo probably for the man from San Francisco.
Non-injury traffic accident Cabrillo at Castillo.
Asian male 3800 Block of State in his 50's soliciting for money. I wonder if he gives a senior discount.
Report of juveniles throwing bottles at houses 500 Block of Wentworth.
Check the welfare of a subject down with facial lacerations next to 18 East Ortega.
Hope Ranch young female having bipolar episode refusing to take her medication mother wants to commit her to 72 hour hold, daughter is 18 years old.
5500 Block of Helena strong odor of gas, as in gasoline, I believe that odor has been reported in several areas of town.
Fall victim at the Budget Inn 1100 Block of North Broadway.
Code 40, Drunk at Hot Spots.
415 Fight 10 Subjects 524 State Street scattered before police arrived, I think they got a couple.
Few moments later Police Officer yelling over radio "I need code 3 back up....I got one at gun point!!! I couldn't tell what he was saying, when the troops arrived he was able to say what was going on Group of subjects one with a bloody baseball bat scattered through the 100 Block of West Ortega, I don't know if they got any of them?
Later on drifting off to La La Land heard about a capture on San Pasqual of one subject then I conked out and had weird dreams the rest of the night.
Scanner Roni Reports, Tuesday:
Box of Syringes found on Olive Street Found Property.
Burglaries City Storage containers 712 Cacique Street, Vehicles and Lockers in the area of Marborg 700 Block of Quinientos, and 600 Block of Yananoli.
Suspicious vehicle truck with camper parked in the middle of the street 100 Block of Citrus Avenue.
Medical Emergency female withdrawals 133 East Haley alcohol or drugs, maybe both.
1145 Suicidal subject check the welfare 7400 Block of Hollister.
415 Fight over haircut in East Beach Bath House 245 Stabbing possibly with scissors.
Smoke investigation near the Reef Motel in Carp on Via Real.
I missed the location but a Sexual Battery report was taken it occurred Monday in Santa Barbara City.
Assist CHP with homeless camp near Olive Mill and Highway 101.
647 F Drunk subject at the bus stop Turnpike and Hollister.
Medical Emergency in an RV Calle Cesar Chavez at Quinientos.
594 Vandalism to a flower pot 1100 Block of Hilltop.
Milpas at Gutierrez homeless subject walking in traffic.
647 F Subject at Hendry's Beach Ranger requesting assistance.
Gal on Coast Village road was writing bad paper I don't know how many places she hit or attempted to but it sounded like a few and she got busted I hope she don't have kids cause she went to jail.
Reckless Driver in a red SUV Southbound on Milpas from Canon Perdido.
Check the Welfare in the 300 Block of West Micheltorena Street of a young child whose mother might be abusing him reporting party hears his mother yelling at him and wants his welfare checked.
Heard a couple calls with no location but in the county Guy on the RR Tracks with a BB gun shooting in all directions drunk I'm sure the SBSO know where he is because they are responding.
Another 8 Year old Boy choked by rival gang member have no idea where that's at basically says the 8 year old victim is also a gang member, that was also in the county somewhere.
I went to the doctor yesterday and I lost 20 pounds and am still considered diabetic but the bad points are down further and I still don't have to take meds at this time. I'm on a 3 month check program for diabetics every 3 months gotta get checked and I have to continue to lose weight. That is if I keep getting the Good Grub at Trader Joes, and Fresh and Easy, I didn't know it was ok to eat apples. Anyway Have a Great Hump Day and Dog willing we will see you on FRYday. Later, Roger
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