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Scanner Reports 9-6-13
updated: Sep 06, 2013, 7:00 AM
By Roger the Scanner Guy
Will it's FRYday in case no one knew it was hump Day two Days ago and it's been too damn hot lately. But better to be too damn hot than too damn cold. I was watching one of those I.D. Crime shows the other night about this Father being such an abusive jerk toward his wife and kids they all decided to kill him. As I was watching it I was thinking that is the kind of murder that might happen in my home town, it turned out it was my home town. It really floored me they were interviewing these retired cops and I knew a couple of them. When they were trying to figure out how to dispose of the victim's body they decided to dismember it. One of the killers cut off his Winkie Dinkie, and offered it to his wife and she said: " I didn't want it when he was alive I sure the HELL don't want it now that he's dead." I just about died laughing. It was a very strange homicide because it seemed that though they attempted to kill the guy several times he wouldn't die when he finally did it took several times and about a half hour to shut him down. The main killer got the death penalty which he requested in the electric chair when the sentence was carried out the electric chair malfunctioned it took 3 zaps and about a half hour to put the killer down. It seemed like the actual killer received the worst karma having his torturous death last as long as the one he committed. The son of the murder victim did 26 years in prison and after being paroled got into a bicycle accident which permanently disfigured his face. The wife got 100 years no Winkie Dinkie and died in prison an old maid. The daughter only did 8 years but she snitched them all out.
There is always a snitch somehow somewhere that is what makes the case. Like the mysterious Lady in Red who bought down John Dillinger; always a snitch. There are several different types of crime shows on I.D. Including ,"Wives With Knives", "Swamp Murders", "Southern Fried Homicide", "Deadly Women", "Evil Kin", "Evil Twins"; good wholesome primetime family viewing. I know I said somewhere along the line I wasn't going to watch these shows but I lied.
Will it's pretty Hot out there, I hope everyone is drinking enough water and staying cool and not hiking in places too hot to come back from it seems I continually hear medical calls associated with the heat. Heat Strokes can kill you why take the chance of having one drink lots of water! Saw a panhandling sign the other day I thought was pretty funny it said "If you fear change leave it here."
With that, Hair's your Scanner Roni Reports, Humpity, Hump, Hump Day Wednesday:
Rape somewhere in Carpinteria female victim met with police would not disclose location of crime.
Illegal camper on a mattress behind 318 West Carrillo, wow they are giving out mattresses now how nice.
I heard a drunk guy ran for wants and warrants that was a boss of mine 30 years ago I'm glad to hear he finally got up in the world.
While walking to Fresh and Easy saw a copper go by lights and siren turned on my scanner that wasn't coming in to good because the batteries were almost dead but heard "Broken leg 1000 Block of East Guiterrez." Took a while because my legs hurt all the time but from what I saw looked like Police was chasing a subject on a bicyclist who crashed and broke his leg. He was handcuffed as they loaded him onto the gurney and away they went.
Code 40, Drunk 15 East Haley.
Medical Emergency unresponsive male 600 Block of West Micheltorena.
Medical Emergency 400 Block of West Islay unconscious female after 415 Domestic was thought to be a medical problem possibly diabetic related.
1144 Death 700 Block of North C Street.
DUI Driver 600 Block of Eucalyptus. Also involving a 20002 Hit and Run at Mission and San Andreas.
Seizures at the County Jail.
Possible 288pc unknown location in Santa Maria.
Bicyclist down bleeding 2900 Block of State Street.
Medical Emergency for a 66 year old fall victim down a flight of stairs.
Medical transport Cottage hospital to PHF.
Medical transport Cottage to Central Coast Nursing.
Non-injury vehicle accident in parking lot of JJ's Liquor, beige Honda and green VW. The beige Honda was attempting to shake down the Green VW for cash.
242 Assault at Amtrak victim on bench outside station, suspect tan shorts, black tee shirt and backpack East on Yananoli.
Check the Welfare of a subject down in the bushes on Canon Drive.
242 Felony Battery victim down 603 Eucalyptus.
Medical Emergency 700 Block of Camino Del Sur laceration.
Check the Welfare of a woman heard yelling 900 Block of Marina Road.
Combative seizure patient on Sunset Street.
Scanner Roni Reports Thursday:
County don't know where heard someone was climbing up an electrical pole to hook up illegal cable.
Detectives requesting a traffic laser gun from a Mary Unit to use in their investigation of the officer involved shooting on Sunday night At Victoria and DLV.
417 Brandishing bb guns Subject at Santa Barbara and Micheltorena streets SNOT very smart dude.
Hit and Run in the area of the Santa Claus off ramp a blue Nissan was involved, I believe SBSO caught one subject involved.
Report off a Power Pole or wires down 315 Camino Del Remedio near the CAC Dock.
5150 At the Library says he is hearing voices requesting a ride to the hospital.
1145 Suicidal subject released from County Jail talking about committing suicide.
Medical Emergency heart problems on MTD Bus 1500 Block of DLV.
Corner of Bath and Cota 5150 female calling 911 for herself.
242 Assault Los Patos and Cabrillo code 2 medics for the victim.
Subject with a felony warrant at Leadbetter Beach picked up called in by probation.
23152 Driver in a Silver Mercedes in the 3900 Block of State Street parking lot of Spectrum.
Illegal Camper near Sansum Medical on Hitchcock down a trail nearby (when the Sansum medical building was Motel 6 corp. offices it was haunted as HELL don't know if it still is).
Suspicious subjects at East Side Park 200 North Soledad in the bathroom 4 subjects associated with blue BMW with Idaho plates.
Stalled RV Cabrillo and Calle Cesar Chavez in the middle of the road out of gas.
Walk In Medical Summerland Fire Station male with dizziness.
Bounty Hunter requesting help from SBSO capturing possibly armed bail jumper.
Medical Emergency Mission Terrace room 222 /83 year old female suffering seizures.
911 Walnut Carp. Fire station 415 Domestic outside of the station.
415 Domestic between Mother and Son the Son locked his mother out of the house 300 Block of West Canon Perdido.
Highway 101 at Bates UI Pedestrian walking around on the freeway.
Keep the Peace 400 Block of Loma Alta white reporting party picks up property.
Report of a white Nissan Sentra smoking marijuana cruising around town.
1100 Block of East Gutierrez suspicious circumstances investigation.
Will that is all outta me for now Have a Great weekend and Dog Willing We Will see you on Monday. Later, Roger
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