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Scanner Reports 9-4-13
updated: Sep 04, 2013, 7:00 AM
By Roger the Scanner Guy
I bet you can't guess what day this is? Go ahead and try. Want a hint? You're probably going to need it. Camel, Camel, Camel. Give Up? C'mon, you can figure it out; it's SNOT that hard. Camel, Camel, Camel.
Sure has been hot lately it's hard to get any sleep when it's so hot then you gotta get up the next day cause you got stuff you gotta do and you feel all scrappy like you can't wake up. We're in the cool down days it's going to get hotter again. I was BBQing on Monday sweating from head to toe all my clothing drenched I put some sticks and charcoal in the Weber and was getting the BBQ ready one of the residents says all the smoke from my BBQ was going in his house. I didn't know that was going to happen I couldn't stop cooking I bought all this chicken he said it was OK, so I kept cooking. Horace came by drunk as hell I told him his wife was looking for him he threw a black bag at me just as she rounded the corner yelling, "Horace! Horace! You best not be drinkin', Mama's gonna tan your hide. I catch you with anutter bottle!" I stuck the half pint in my pants threw the baggie under Gentleman Jim's Truck. She was standing there looking at me and him like she knew there had been an exchange of sorts, then went the other way walking "HORACE!" She yells, "Mama's gonna be waitin' for you in the back yard!" On the way there she pulled a pretty thick switch off the nearest bush. I tossed Horace the Schnapps he untwisted the top and took it down in a couple gulps tossed the empty under Jim's truck then followed his wife into the back yard for his beating. I went back to burning the Holy Hell outta our chicken dinner me and the Ballistic one who really hasn't been all that Ballistic lately. I burned the chicken, corn, and hot dogs to a crisp but it was all good. I went to go offer some to Horace and Bubbaette and she was still yellin' at him, went on for hours till she laid down took a nap, he sneaked off for more Schnapps. That was our Labor Day sitting in the hot California Sun eating burnt chicken. It was nice. I hope yours was good too. So, figure out what day it is yet?
Will here's your Scanner Roni Reports while you're thinkin about it. Monday, Labor Day:
500 Block of Bath street trespasser sounds like someone was going for the recycling, Can't take that! That's just as good as money something we all need nowadays.
Check the area of Loreto Plaza for a stolen vehicle a BMW 740 Partial plate California 6UNB7??.
Homeless man yelling in the first block of East Cota.
Looking for a 5150 in the First Block of West Micheltorena. That's the wrong place my ex lives in the 200 Block of West Micheltorena.
SBPD doing a premise check in the 300 Block of South Voluntario.
Rattlesnake Bite Fire station 41 North County walk in.
Medical Emergency for someone feeling faint in the 1100 Block of Cacique sounds like the heat.
Highway 246 at Refugio vehicle accident.
Vehicle accident car into Petrini's restaurant in the 5600 Block of Calle Real.
1144 Death North County in a residence.
1000 Block of Cliff Drive Elder Abuse investigation.
A little while later Supervisor requested in a back parking lot in the 1000 Block of Cliff Drive not sure if it had anything to do with the Elder Abuse call.
Fairview at Calle Real vehicle vs building this time Taco Bell got it.
Smoke check 29 Dearborn in Goleta lite smoke seen near the tree line.
5700 Block of Cathedral Oaks Fall victim in the middle of the road.
Couch on Fire in Isla Vista.
In San Roque Park 100 Block of Canon 415 Homeless fella threatening to kill residents in their
242 Assault Santa Barbara Brew Company in front on the sidewalk.
Code 2 Medics in the 300 Block of East Cabrillo unknown by me type medical.
Scanner Roni Reports, Tuesday:
Fall Victim with Chest Pains City Lot 11/ 500 Anacapa.
Medical Emergency 400 East Gutiérrez at the Sunny Side Market.
Hazard Fluid Spill from an auto accident while engine 4 was responding one of the drivers possibly 23152 Drunk left the scene on foot committing 20002 Hit and Run he went home where he lived on San Remo not sure if the coppers got him there, or SNOT. Either way they will get him sooner or later.
Suicide attempt West Side wrist slash a lot of blood.
Bath at Cabrillo trash fire.
2000 Block of Castillo Landlord Tenant arguing Landlord attempting to sell and or give tenant's furniture away. Tenant on the way home from City College.
Subject wearing a Raiders hat challenging people to fight at the foot of the pier at Goleta Beach. Must be a tough guy. The Chicago Bears beat the Raiders a couple weeks back...Just Sayin.
SBPD Officer Foot Pursuit over the Anapamu foot bridge where he captured his prey in the 300 Block of West Victoria.
Vegetation Fire between the tracks and the freeway off Wentworth Fire knocked it down pretty quick.
415 Neighbors in the 2900 Block of State Street.
Possible 23152, Drunk Driver, 20002 Hit and Run into barrier at Milpas roundabout reporting party followed vehicle to Cottage hospital emergency it could have been something else altogether. Not always safe to follow someone you think might be drunk.
Suicide attempt on the West Side.
Code 40, Drunk fall victim 1000 Block of Del Mar Avenue.
Code 40, Drunk staggering near Valerio and State Streets.
Forced Blood Draw on a Drunk Driver SB County Jail.
Minor Injury Traffic Accident vehicle into motorized wheelchair 1030 DLV Fire code 2.
Check the Welfare of the Drunk staggering in traffic Canon Perdido at Milpas.
I'm outta here have a Wonderful Day and Dog willing we will see you on FRYday. Later Roger
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