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Scanner Reports 8-28-13
updated: Aug 28, 2013, 7:00 AM
By Roger the Scanner Guy
It's that time again Happy Hump, Humpster Day, Wednesday! Seems like there is something in the water these past couple days; a lot of people seem to be going BONKERS or maybe they were that way all along. Whether it's no regard for THE LAW, or other people. As usual I almost got splattered this morning in the roundabout a very important man with a big grey 4x4. I got the HELL out of his way a guy with a truck as big as that one he has to be replacing it for something else I bet that truck runs on Viagra. It was really big and long it scared me. I have been hearing an above average amount of Domestic violence calls involving children and animals, I always hear the partner, or married couples 415 domestics those pretty much go on without saying. When there is an above average amount of the same type crimes it makes one wonder what the HELL is going on? I heard once long ago that there was an above average amount of domestic violence during the Super Bowl. I wonder if the upcoming football season might have something to do with it. Maybe the Chicago Bears' victory over the Raiders has something to do with it. Maybe it's drugs. I have a friend who used to smoke crack and she says she can smell it and lately she can smell crack all over the HOOD. Of course there are different types of Crack. I've never done Meth but I hear a lot about that one too. I do Folgers and Yuban on a pretty steady basis it makes me feel kinda nutty sometimes but I'm too lazy to act out on the Drama. Which is one of the reasons I'm happy that I'm old I do my best to avoid DRAMA. The best way to do that is to close the door, draw the shades and never go anywhere. I do like to walk around a bit but it's pretty dangerous now a days with all the important people that are in such a hurry to get places not that many will yield to a pedestrian even if the pedestrian is in the crosswalk. They have these 2,000 pounds of intimidation to run you down with. I thought the fella that ran into those people near UCSB a dozen or so years ago with his car was crazy now there are others just as nutty all over Santa Barbara. Live and Learn I guess you never know who your messing with in this old world most people are nobody but sometimes people step in the wrong pile of manure and fall into a Wood chipper so Live and Learn and drive very carefully. I read the thread the other day on Monday about the guy abusing his dog on the beach near the Bacara in front of his kid who was approx. 3 years old. If you got one of those camera phones try to get pictures, follow the guy from a distance to find out where he lives, or to get the license plate of his vehicle call the police follow from a distance once they pull him over you can do a citizen's arrest if you want, Don't just jump the guy halfcocked you can get the kid killed, and the dog as well as yourself it's not smart to just go at it yourself unless you know the situation is secure. OK? OK.
Hair is Thy Blessed Scanner Roni Reports, Monday:
Suspicious Circumstances at Cottage Hospital, occurred at the Double Tree copy your computer for more information.
Another one of those copy your computer suspicious Circumstances at East Beach.
415 Domestic between a mother and daughter on West Islay.-
Trespassing on the first block of Greenwell Lane involving a former roommate.
Check the Welfare of a dog in a Toyota truck with camper shell parked in city lot 9 near the elevators.
242 Assault in a motorhome on Indio Muerto victim reported it from another location and I think police were unable to locate her.
415 Transient harassing employees of Marshalls and the public in the 900 Block of State Street.
594 Graffiti at the Tennis Courts 1414 Park Place.
Code 40, Drunk near Saks 1001 State Street.
Fall Victim head injury 800 Block of Pershing, County.
Transient refusing to leave The Good Cup 900 Block of State Street.
Premise check McKenzie Park.
Animal Control issue 500 Block of State Street.
Crime Scene Investigation in the first block of West Islay for an Assault 242pc.
7600 Block of Hollister Dumpster Fire.
34 West Carrillo 3 Transients sleeping by the fence.
Male subject following women around the area of Arrellaga and DLV Male 60's long grey hair in a ponytail wearing a blue tank top and tan shorts, last seen South on DLV.
484 Theft of Cab Fare at the Lemon Tree.
Theft of items in the 1300 Block of Punta Gorda.
1000 Block of David Road window shot out.
415 Domestic in the parking lot of IHOP 2 subjects fighting.
2100 Block of Modoc ex boyFIEND 242ed ex-girlfriend.
300 Block of West Mission threats investigation.
Report of Fight in the 100 Block of East Islay never heard any more about it.
100 Block of North Soledad 2 subjects enter residence and threaten occupant inside they leave. Resident calls police the intruders come back attempt to get inside again they leave again I don't know what happened after that.
A 242 Assault occurred near the bathrooms at Canon Perdido and State Street.
In the 500 Block of West Arrellaga a male subject 242ed Beat Up his mother.
Around 10pm a woman ran into a male on the Cold Springs Trail Head who said he was lost. She reported it when she went back to her vehicle and noticed a blue truck nearby I did not hear any more about it.
Don't know which one other than County but there was a theft and fights breaking out at one of the
10851 Stolen Auto investigation at the SBPD Station.
Scanner Roni Reports, Tuesday:
Loud Talking and Laughing in the 200 Block of Ladera early in the morning 2a.m. to almost 7a.m.
500 Block of West Junipero 415 Disturbance around 3 am then later on in the morning woman says there were people with weapons in her home. Sounded like a possible argument with the landlord later on.
415 Domestic jerk put his wife in the hospital then said something about doing her with a Shotgun, he was going to get it. (He got it all right) Taken from a residence on Camino Del Remedio where he was held up it sounded like he was crying too. I don't think he was crying for his wife.
Check the Welfare of a subject behind a dumpster behind Block Buster 101 North Milpas Street. I used to Dumpster Dive for recycling and in that very Dumpster I found a bunch of personal papers that belonged to this family that lived on East Cota there house had been busted into. The thieves got all their money but I made sure they got their family history back it's a nice feeling doing things like that.
Check the Welfare of a baby crying for over 15 minutes in the 1700 Block of San Andreas.
261 pc Rape North side Santa Barbara. Don't ask me exact location I like to protect the victim and if anyone else knows please don't say where not even the area. It could and does happen anywhere protect yourself.
I hope the police got this guy he sounds pretty dangerous Elderly male wearing tan hat golfing on the soccer field at Dwight Murphy Park. This is getting out of hand now first at Vera Cruz, now Dwight Murphy you don't watch it these Golfers will take over I think we're going to need an injunction here! 211 Armed Robbery with a gun Walgreens 5900 Block of Calle Real taken was pain killers Norco and Oxy Contin.
Report of a subject on Vandenberg property running from a Deputy tossed a baggy? Toward San Antonio Creek West, deputy caught up with the subject heard no more.
I took a break and called my mummy because I heard there was a shooting in Hammond yesterday almost every day back home anyway I'm talking to her and I'm hearing sirens all over the place totally missed the call but sounded like a pursuit. The vehicle they was looking for was registered to Wentworth Street, all I know.
Suspicious circumstances on the sidewalk in front of Our Daily Bread, subject with dog dropped white powder on the ground in front of the store and continued East Bound, it's an omen. Our Daily Bread needs to move to Milpas Street.
459 Burglary to a residence first block of North Salinas, hmm.
Suspicious Circumstances wouldn't say what on Por La Mar.
415 Disturbance at State and Haley.
Medical Emergency ill subject numb on left side 100 West Alamar.
1600 Block of Laguna code 4, one female in custody. One down about 60,000 or so thousand to go.
Fall victim head injury Garden Court.
Check the Welfare of a suicidal subject on Punta Gorda.
Suspicious Subject spiky hair plaid shirt baggy pants in his 20's taking pictures up women's dresses downtown on West Carrillo.
459 Burglary to another residence in the 2100 Block of Castillo.
Will that is all outta me for now Have a Great Camel Day and Dog Willing We Will See you on FRYday. Later, Roger
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