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Scanner Reports 3-6-13
updated: Mar 06, 2013, 7:00 AM
By Roger the Scanner Guy
Once again it's Humpster, Dumpster Day and that's just Awesome Ya know? I was walking back from Fresh and Easy on Tuesday with my groceries. I'm poor Old but not quite that Old Trash I get almost all the way home passing Cacique and Milpas and there is a group of "The chosen ones" at the Bus Stop; Young Toughs. This one was eating something I don't know what, he says to me as I'm going by with my groceries "Hey Bro Give me something to drink." Looking into my grocery bags. I had one of those fantasies people get when they feel that someone is attempting to bully them. I was thinking it would be nice if I had a gun pointed at him and I'd say "How about some Brain Juice Dirt Bag?" But I just kept limping and acted as if I couldn't hear. They laughed like some of the Young, Dumb, full of Scrap do. I'm sure even though I hurt most of the time I got one or two good fights left in me but I really just want to be left alone. I'm tired of other people's Drama. My Drama is ok it's my Drama Awesome Ya Know? Damn 25 year old kids why don't they go out and get a job?
I like reading other online News Sources in the Fort Wayne News Gazette. The other day I read about how 911 Hang Ups cost the taxpayers a lot of moola each year. We have those here also in fact they happen everywhere. Someone will pick up the phone and accidently call 911, when the dispatcher answers "What's your 911 Emergency?" Many people just hang up thinking it's ok, but it's SNOT. Legally the police have to be dispatched to your home, or place of business or wherever you called from to make sure you are ok. Sometimes it's kids playing with the phone also each time the police have to physically respond it costs tax payers money. If you accidently call 911, or your kid does don't hang up just explain what happened to the dispatcher, it's cheaper that way. I hear several 911 Hang Up calls each day that police and Sheriffs respond to.
Another story I read in the Fort Wayne News Gazette was the story of a guy who tried to kill this dude, the ambulance comes and gets the guy so the killer chases the ambulance and opens fire on the ambulance and a car behind it belonging to the victim relatives. Crazy huh? The bad guy got 170 years in prison and now he's crying that he was an abused child. I also read the Chicago Tribune online there are a lot of interesting articles online in the Tribune, Mug Shots for one. It's interesting to look at peoples pictures right after they get arrested some seem to have totally no emotions or seem to be sorry for what they are being charged with. It makes me grateful that I left there and I live here because here is NOTHING like there. There are so many murders there. I think there is at least one every day.
Sometimes when I'm watching those crime shows on I.D. There will be a story of some killing in my hometown. Funny the other day I saw one of those shows and they were doing a story about a murder that happened here in Santa Barbara. I've always found crime especially murder interesting. It's not so interesting though when it almost happens to you. It's downright frightful. I've had many weird experiences hitchhiking getting, robbed, beat up, raped, but having someone attempt to waste you really sucks! Maybe all those experiences are the reason why crime interests me. Someone said something in a comment the other day about some headshrinker how dee do and listening to a police scanner all the time. I had one of those little fantasies ya know like when someone says something to make them look better than you? Just a little fantasy about running em thru a Wood Chipper. You know just give em a little hair cut or a trim. I don't think I commented back, maybe I did. Anyway some people are a real pain. Ya Know? Ya know what I mean? Awesome that's just awesome.
Here is your Scanner Roni Reports, Monday:
This rotten weather is really doing a big number 2 on my arthritis!
Report of an abandoned white truck in the 200 Block of Castillo.
Report of injury traffic accident 2700 Block of Los Positas in front of Adams School.
415 Gang Fight at East Mason and Wilson Streets sounded like there might have been an injury.
Medical Emergency for a fall victim with a head injury behind the 1200 Block of State Street in an alley way.
Another Medical Emergency for a man down and unresponsive in the 3800 Block of State Street.
Medical Emergency 60 year old male difficulty breathing East Side Neighborhood Clinic 915 North Milpas Street.
415 Investigation Disturbance in the 200 Block of West Gutierrez.
Medical Emergency for a Fall Victim on the sidewalk 1015 East Mason.
459 Audible alarm in the 200 Block of West Pueblo SBPD responded for door either unlocked or open. I don't know if they accidently left it open or got hit but it is a pharmacy.
I was cleaning these doctors' offices one time here in Santa Barbara anyway after I was done working I locked the place up, then went to check the outside doors to make sure the place was secure. I found an outside door to a doctor's personal office unlocked I went in to make sure everything was ok and...Can you guess what I found?
415 Domestic 700 Block of DLV.
417 Brandishing a knife at the Rescue Mission, there were a couple descriptions of the suspect but the one that really stood out for me was this one I heard "Black shorts, Red Shirt with a Sword in his shorts." (I thought I was going to die when I heard that.) The ladies must really like him.
Code 40, Drunk in the office at the Cacique Street Shelter.
Suspicious Circumstances on Calle Sa La Bee Boop Street. Some of these streets have weird names.
Audible Alarm on Mission Canyon Road.
Sewage overflowing from Jack in the Box 500 Block of North Milpas.
Assault 242 at 21 North Milpas street near Little Cesars.
930 West Cook ill subject PD on scene.
4800 Block of Elma Garrett 242 Assault head injury.
Bipolar Son yelling in the 500 Block of Bath Street.
Engine number 2 requesting street sweeper come out and mix up the sewage debris on Haley at Milpas, and people think my poo poo jokes are gross.
911 Hang Up 1500 Block of San Pasqual.
610 State Street 415 Transient refusing to leave.
1200 Block of Blanchard 415 Verbal argument.
SBPD Running bad guys for warrants: One guy had a 50,000 Dollar warrant for being under the influence while driving. He's on probation for burglary, and theft and LA doesn't want to come get him so he's ours.
Another guy had a suspended license, another was a registered sex offender, there was a woman that had a 10,000 Dollar warrant for prostitution in Oakland and they took her away.
300 Block of West Cabrillo check the welfare of the guest at the front desk.
Ran another for warrants another registered sex offender.
1400 Block of Almond code 4 one in custody.
Scanner Roni Reports, Tuesday:
Woke up around 2am hear there was a 459 Burglary in the 200 Block of West Valerio and a woman committed it.
Prowler 4:35AM 200 Block of West Sola in someone back yard with a flashlight.
A couple hours later a caser female looking into vehicle windows Montecito at Bath.
Audible alarm 200 Block of Chapala.
900 Block of East DLV Medical Emergency ill male.
Trader Joes has a court order against Green Peace being on their property and they want them removed 3000 Block of DLV.
711 West Cota CSI.
Suspicious circumstances male removing things from a vehicle 10 East Yananoli.
Entrada at Stow Cyn vehicle accident.
484 Suspect detained at the IV Market.
Check the Welfare of a subject down in the city lot 10 bathroom.
6700 Block of Posada homeless subject camping in the laundry room.
Keep the Peace in the 500 Block of West Islay.
Smoke check in the 900 Block of Cheltenham.
Suspicious Circumstances 7400 Block of Hollister.
Medical Emergency at Samarkand for Chest Pains.
900 Block of "L" Street Medical for seizures.
Will that's it outta me for now. Have a Great Humpster Day Dog Willing We Will see you on FRYday. Later, Roger
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