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Scanner Reports 3-4-13
updated: Mar 04, 2013, 7:00 AM
By Roger the Scanner Guy
Monday-Monday, I hope ya'll had a lovely weekend even the Dirt Bag that's been stealing my Sunday
LA Times enjoy it while you can Dirt Bag, because when I catch you, your proctologist won't even be able to pull it out. What a pain getting up at 6am and
finding the paper gone two weeks in a row it's a good thing my neighbor gets one. They say theirs got ripped off too.
Someone saw the write up that my friend Sharon Byrne did in the Sentinel about cleaning up the Encampments behind 211 South
Milpas and they wrote me a little comment about "Sleeping with the enemy." I don't consider Sharon Byrne my enemy I consider her my friend. We might
have differences of opinions on some things but we both care about Santa Barbara. I'll say one thing for Sharon Byrne she goes way beyond her position at
the Milpas Community Association for this city. I wish I had half the amount of determination she has. We got our differences but there comes a time when
people gotta look beyond their differences for the good of the city. Some of the stuff going on out there ain't no good. It don't bother me if one or two
people are hiding in the bushes to get shut eye, but when there's a group of bullying thugs intimidating people out of their serenity they gotta go. I did the
right thing by contacting Sharon and the Milpas Community Association. I didn't go out there with a baseball bat or my wrist rocket and do the wrong thing.
I reported these people for disturbing the peace, vandalism of the fence, littering, among other things I guess that makes me a snitch now. Cool I got no
problem being called names.
I couldn't see the full encampment from my side it sounds like most of it was closer to Tina's Nails I saw a picture of it and read
there were open bags of bread laying around and a bucket filled with poop. It seems to me that there are those who want hand outs and in exchange, they
are just going to poop and pee all over the place and leave a mess. I don't like having to clean up after other people who have no respect for the land. I don't
like seeing our police officers out there cleaning up after slobs either but they do it for the good of the city. I'd like to thank all the people who volunteer
their time and clean up these encampments. If campers would clean up after themselves and bury their poop our police officers could spend more time
solving crimes, or eating donuts, or other important things they have to do.
It was good to see WoJo out there. The first time I ever saw him he had a full head of hair he was checking doors in the 400 Block
of State Street. I was riding shotgun in a Nissan pickup truck going by and I yelled "Look at that big Copper!" He looked and I ducked. Being 6'6 and over
300 pounds does not have its advantages when you're trying to duck down under the front seat of a tiny Nissan pickup truck. Whenever I was in the drunk
tank at County Jail he'd knock on the glass and wave at me smiling. I hated that, it was funny but I really hated county jail. WoJo is one of the Coppers that
give SBPD a good name.
I did a lot of walking this weekend running around paying bills I think I must have lost 5 pounds. I found a brand new pair of
shoes in a thrift store size 14 perfect for my flat feet 20 bucks great deal put at least 10 miles on ‘em. I'm really tired now. Earlier I went over to Pet Co and
lost my walking cane I was really bummed about it because it's hard to keep my balance when my feet get tired and sometimes I fall down. I thought it was
gone for sure, that someone had picked it up and I was going to have to go out and buy another tall-fat man cane they are quite expensive. My insurance
covers one like every thousand years. I found it at Trader Joes. The Bomar Security guard found it and turned it in. Funny thing, I was pushing a Trader Joes
cart coming back from my block so I would not fall and the same guard gave me Poo Poo for being in possession of the cart until I explained that I was
looking for my cane. I guess my long hair made him think I was tramping. Anyway thanks to the Bomar guard for being honest and saving this snitch 40
Hair is THY BLESSED Scanner Roni reports, FRYday:
Report of a group of people screaming obscenities in front of Skin Deep in the 3400 Block of State Street. Skin Deep. I had a
job interview there once and one of my friends mickey'd me a hit of LSD before I went. I was waiting for the interviewer to show up and the walls started
melting in front of me. Every time people spoke to me their voices sounded like Scooby Doo, it was a real trip. I remember being walked out of there to a
waiting Black and White cab but the driver was out of the cab and speaking to someone else a few feet away. I was able to float away without being seen
Vehicle with an infant locked inside unattended near Harbor Way.
This was interesting; 35-40 year old man communicating with 17 year old (Special needs) female over the internet traveled here from Orange County
and picked her up at school. Reporting party concerned for child's welfare followed the vehicle all over the Goleta area while reporting their location to SBSO.
This started at Brandon School can't say exactly where it ended but the SO caught up with them and pulled them over. I don't know how it all turned out.
Personally I don't think a grown man has any business personally meeting with under aged children they have spoken to on the internet. Either way thanks
to the Reporting Party for being concerned for this child's welfare.
20002 Hit and Run center divider near Laguna on highway 101 driver in Jag escaped for now.
I heard 484 of a dog, which is theft but heard no more. Does anyone know anything about dogs getting ripped off? A couple years back people were
nabbing people's pets in Montecito to collect rewards. I'd say I got a reward for you bring back my dog and I won't cut off your hands.
415 Transient causing a disturbance near 617 Garden Street.
SBPD were running a guy wanted in another state for vehicle theft and assault with a vehicle but the other state wasn't willing to come and get him so he
lives in Santa Barbara now.
Suicidal 60 year old female in North Goleta told someone on their voice mail she was going to take her own life. SBSO called out to check her Welfare.
415 Argument at the Alano Club for a vehicle parked in the Red Zone, yelling hear in the background of the call.
Fall Victim near the Roundabout at SBCC female with head injury.
242 Assault investigation Marian E.R. Occurred in Orcutt.
One of my neighbors is BBQing steaks and baked potatoes I feel like raiding their party.
Medical Emergency for a drunk 50 year old male who fell down and is not responding normally.
Code 2 medics for an ill subject in the 400 Block of East Cota.
SBPD running another subject who is a registered sex offender.
242 Assault at the Rescue Mission Black male adult beat up a female.
415 Neighbors arguing in the 300 Block of East Carrillo.
Smoke investigation in the 1200 Block of Las Tunas Road.
Report of fight between three subjects 1100 Block of Laguna.
Structure Fire 27 South Alisos.
20002 Ortega at Bath streets Suspect ran away but police caught him, Good Catch!
23103 Reckless driver lite colored pick up with juveniles riding in the bed of the pickup truck West on Shoreline.
415 Subject in the Ambulance Bay at Cottage hospital with security.
Report of 6 or 7 gang types yelling in front of the Penny Wise Market 1100 Block of East Montecito.
Suicide Attempt wrist slash Hacienda Motel 3600 Block of State Street.
Scanner Reports, Saturday:
Check the Welfare of a subject down in the 1000 Block of Coast Village Road.
Report of a mother beating her child then throwing him in her vehicle 3700 Block of Orcutt, I do believe she was pulled over and caught not a hundred
percent sure but I think she was.
Smoke check highway 154 at Roblar.
Dine and Dash 3614 State Street.
GPS Escapee last seen Castillo at Cabrillo female.
Non-injury hit and run Cacique and Milpas a black Sentra, last seen Eastbound on Cacique the license came back to a salvaged vehicle.
Report of two men drinking alcohol behind a white vehicle at Yananoli and Milpas.
415 Between a customer who slipped and fell and employees of a CVS Pharmacy somewhere in the city did not hear an address.
White male adult 55 years old harassing people near the Land Shark near Stearns Wharf trying to sell them water, it's probably pee.
Medical Emergency at the Wharf Restaurant for someone having seizures on the wharf.
Probation violation 400 Block of South Canada.
Fall victim head injury at Loma and California.
484 Theft of Pizza from Rusty's 15 East Cabrillo.
Suspicious circumstances in the 200 Block of South Canada one subject in a back yard trespassing, then someone on a bicycle or a grey car casing
Bicyclist down 240 Old Mill Road.
Unconscious, unresponsive possibly code blue subject in a vehicle on Kellogg. I heard he drove away before the Emergency responders got there.
415 Juveniles yelling 1300 Block of Park Place.
There was a report of a fight at 226 South Milpas possibly between gang types of course I went out there to see but there was nothing going on. Then a
kid walked past me with his gal dressed suggestively like a gang type and here came the police to check him out. I was over on my driveway fiddling with my
scanner later on and a gang guy walked by giving me the dirtiest look, oh well.
Report of a fight at State and Calle Real possibly near Hi Times liquor, not sure but I think there was an injury.
Not quite 8pm I heard what sounded like a gunshot nearby.
4100 Block of State Street suspicious male at the U-Haul store.
Shoplifter detained at Keg and Bottle.
Non-injury traffic accident Ortega and Bath possible drunk driver.
Loud Potty 600 Block of West Ortega.
Scanner Reports, Sunday:
Engine 2 requested code 3 medics and SBPD to Circle K 200 South Milpas for a code 40 passed out.
Check the Welfare of an elderly male in the 1400 Block of Cliff Drive, near a church asking for help he had previously fallen while walking using a
walker. Police unable to locate the man he must have walked away.
SBSO to Earl Warren for a 415 Subject disturbing refusing to leave the Box Office area.
Fire and Medics to Earl Warren medical emergency for an unconscious male near the entrance.
459 Burglary investigation 1100 Block of Curley Ave.
4200 Block of Calle Real infant locked in a vehicle SBSO responded to the call.
1000 Block of Flora Vista minivan on fire in the driveway of a home, no threat to the structure.
Check the Welfare of a dog locked in a vehicle on top of the Granada Garage.
Unknown medical emergency 300 Block of Grove Lane.
Report of female taking off her clothing at Plaza Del Mar, I'll take that call. Oh yea I'm not a police officer.
415 Neighbors arguing Riviera Hotel on West Carrillo.
415 at Vista Point Unknown type sounds like some type of threats.
200 Block of South Broadway 415 Salvador breaking up things with a baseball bat in his room at home under the influence of unknown substances.
Some people just cannot wait for baseball season to start.
Police requested for passed out subject at Circle K 200 South Milpas, medics didn't take him the police will.
100 Block highway 246 Report that a woman was attacked by a pack of wild dogs near the Post Office early Sunday Morning.
Sounds like the Medics are taking the Code 40, passed out guy from Circle K 200 South Milpas after all cancel SBPD.
Wires glowing in the 4000 Block of Foothill.
415 Transient disturbing on the bench in front of the Granada 1200 Block of State Street.
I'm out of here; time for Din Din. Fat Men need food too! Have a great Monday and Dog Willing We will see you on Humpster Day.
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