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Scanner Reports 2-18-13
updated: Feb 18, 2013, 7:00 AM

By Roger the Scanner Guy

Monday hopefully it won't be a rainy day Monday, SNOT yet anyway. I have started walking again, I'm getting too damn big I need to lose weight move around a little bit. I used to walk all the time 10 or 15 miles a day easy, now it's HELL just doing a mile or two. On Saturday I walked to Chapala Market and back incentive for a Big Guy that Loves Food. The walk was pretty serene not really sure what time it was other than morning, maybe around 8am. I noticed Casa Esperanza's "Step Up" program people cleaning up the streets all the way to Gutierrez and Milpas WOW that is dedication good for them! A few blocks up a white Chevy truck pulled up in front of me and stopped there was a Yankees sticker in the back window. I hate the Yankees they are always winning, that and I'm from the Chicago area. I thought it was a Police Officer but it was my good friend Alan asking me what I was doing in his HOOD. I told him that I was walking for exercise but failed to mention I was heading to Chapala Market to score some onions at .49 cents a pound. I didn't want anyone else to get to the onions before I did. Alan mentioned the "Step Up" Program people and I commented that I was kinda shocked they went all the way to Gutierrez. We spoke a few more moments and went our separate ways.

I got to the market scored some good food and started back. I was walking on the West Side of Milpas heading south when I encountered Spandex Boy on a bicycle with his Sweetie Pie in the middle of Haley as if they were driving a vehicle. As I crossed the street Spandex Boy said something about "Stink Holes" I think he was talking about Milpas street but he said it when I was crossing the street. I said something back as I kept walking he wasn't worth what I was thinking of doing with my cane. I got to the next block. According to the right of way on the pole at Gutierrez and Milpas I had 6 seconds to cross Gutierrez Street as I entered the crosswalk I noticed there were two vehicles in the turning lane waiting for me to cross a gentleman in a red Ford Explorer, and a woman in a grey VW most likely a piss ant. The woman was leaning on the horn a bit trying to get the man in the Ford Explorer to run me down; she was totally nuts totally enraged inside her little piss ant. The man was not moving for her he totally yielded to my right of way and in fact waited till the light was changing to take off leaving the Raging Maniac stranded at the light. I busted up laughing; I could hear her screaming all the way down the street. There are some real nuts out there driving vehicles.

The walk was so enjoyable Saturday morning, I did it Sunday also this time I went to Fresh and Easy. On the way back I stopped to check out a vacant home in the 100 Block of North Milpas I have heard the address on the scanner before it's a Squatters Paradise although it looked like a gutted home to me most likely infested with rats, stinking of Urine and Poopy. The front of the place had curtains on the windows the back was boarded up. I was afraid to go into the back yard but I did and was surprised to see an open basement of sorts I did not enter it was very dark it didn't look like it had a floor. There was broken glass and other debris in there, there was a garage but once you entered the back yard looked more like another living space. I heard something coming from there so I left but before I did noticed what looked like a small spill of blood on some wood in the driveway. More fires on the West Side it's a good thing there are some alert residents over there. 3 Fires Saturday evening they seemed to go pretty quick I'm not a fire investigator but it seems to me there might be more than one firebug. Around the same time there was a report of a rock thrower in the Carrillo Underpass. They said something about a homeless camp in the area personally I'd be surprised if a homeless person is starting the fires. I think a homeless man was questioned, someone who was sleeping in the area.

Someone mentioned something not too long ago about Homeless people camping in Montecito. They are there and have been for some time, along the RR Tracks and the Freeway lately I have been hearing of squatters. Over the weekend I heard of a group of Squatters in a home on Olive Mill smoking meth. A couple weeks back I heard of a squatter that had all the furnishings of home in someone's driveway. Bed, table, chair, TV. The driveway squatter was on East Valley Road I wonder how crazy it's going to get before something is done.

Here is your Scanner Reports, FRYday:

  • Reported over the phone a possible case of Elder Abuse in the county.
  • 415 Fight between two Hispanic male adults at Little Cesar's 21 North Milpas.
  • Suspicious Circumstances at Cold Springs Tavern woman screaming inside van male putting his hand over her mouth, van left scene before police could arrive. There were two males one female in the van with Arizona plates it was pulled over at Foothill and 154 and I heard no more.
  • 484 Theft of cash at the Rescue Mission.
  • 242 Assault in the 700 Block of Reddick Street.
  • Medical Emergency for seizures in the first block of West Figueroa.
  • 242 Assault Ortega and Olive Code 40, Drunk male and female the female is beating up the male.
  • Modoc at Calle Los Amigos report of kids with black spray paint.
  • Wanted Parolee on the Micheltorena overpass after a short footsie pursuit he was in custody.
  • Report of Sexual Battery midtown Santa Barbara.
  • Medical Emergency Fall from a chair at La Rumba 3400 Block of State Street.
  • 484 Theft investigation at the Fall Down Hotel on East Haley.
  • Suspicious Subject on McKinley School property Hispanic male adult with a shaved head, all I got on that call.
  • Theft Investigation 2800 Block of State Street.
  • 459 Burglary to a vehicle in the 400 Block of East Padre.
  • 484 Theft from Trader Joes 29 South Milpas.
  • Medical Emergency possible code blue in the 100 Block of North Quarantina.
  • SBPD Arrested two 10851 Grand Theft Auto suspects at Quinto and Bath Streets.
  • Report of subject down in the 200 Block of West Alamar.
  • 600 Block of State Street report of 5 or 6 subject disturbing Patrons at the Habit.
  • 415 Disturbance on the 500 Block of Brinkerhoff.
  • 23103 Reckless driver driving a dark blue Mercury sedan wearing a Pizza Company uniform near the 2900 Block of State Street.
  • Medical Emergency for hand laceration on Camino De Vida.
  • Some kind of incident on the RR Tracks near Canon Perdido don't know exactly what.
  • Vehicle vs child 5700 Block of Hollister 14 year old female hit by Jeep Cherokee.
  • Code 40, Drunk in the street near Sears.
  • Report of Transient kicking utility boxes at the Library.
  • Medical emergency for a subject with lacerations on their face at the library, Fire for a Wash Down.

    Scanner Reports, Saturday:

  • 20002 Hit and Run Investigation 300 Motor Way.
  • 484 Theft Investigation El Cielito 1114 State Street.
  • Report of Squatters in a vacant residence near Virginia Hill and Olive Mill smoking meth.
  • Police Incident in the 800 Block of State Street involving someone who attempted to flee the police. Police on scene requested code 3 medics and a supervisor, a fireman rode in the ambulance for manpower. Awhile later engine one responded to do a wash down of the sidewalk sounded pretty bad I don't think this person will be running from the police anytime soon.
  • 415 Domestic Black Male Adult pulling a female out of a vehicle in the 200 Block of West Quinto.
  • Report of Loud Music in the 1100 Block of Bergante.
  • Somewhere in the County on a boat reported a flash of light out on the water, reporting it as a possible boat fire I did not hear an exact location given, I thought it might be one of my Asteroids.
  • Over on Oak Knoll Stepfather punched 16 year old reporting party's mother in the face, once he took care of her he started arguing with the daughter. MOM, GET RID OF THE BUM!
  • Unknown type of Medical Emergency 6600 Block of Sabado Tarde in IV.
  • Suspicious circumstances Mission Canyon at Foothill people heard screaming maybe they fell into the Lake of Fire.
  • Drunk driver in a white work truck near Patterson and Calle Real SBSO Got him at Fairview and Calle Real.
  • On Burton Mesa vehicle flipped over on its roof, minor injuries.
  • Suicide attempt on Castillo overdose, on oxycontin.
  • Brush Fires one at Cornel and Loma Alta, another 500 West Canon Perdido behind some apartments, and the third in a palm tree 101 Southbound Carrillo Off-ramp.
  • Report of a rock thrower in the Carrillo Underpass at around the same time throwing rocks at cars but they could have been tossing them from the RR Bridge too.
  • The call that almost was on the Mesa someone accidently locked themselves out of their home and left the tea kettle on the stove but they found a way back in.

    Scanner Reports, Sunday:

  • Pooh Bear. Every time I start typing and listening to the scanner the little Booger Howls. The rest of the time he lies around and sleeps but as soon as I gotta do something he wakes up and goes in for the kill drives me crazy sometimes.
  • Suspicious Circumstances in the 1500 Block of San Pasqual.
  • CSI at the Roundabout 999 Coast Village Road, don't know what for.
  • 415 Transients two females one threatening to kill the Otter.
  • 6600 Block of Albrago overdose.
  • 261 Rape occurred in the county 4 days ago.
  • Report of a woman in her 40's hitting a 2 or 3 year old child at Wash for Less 800 Block of Bond.
  • Respond the Coroner to the end of the pier was all I heard pretty much figured it was a medical call on Ellwood Pier.
  • 20002 Hit and Run investigation in the alleyway of the 800 Block of Orange.
  • Illegal Dumping 3 subjects working on a car and dumping it's fluids on the street, San Pasqual and Sola.
  • Park 1 requesting an officer of SBPD to respond code 2 to assist medics in the bathroom.
  • San Lorenzo at Walnut 415 in a blue Mustang.
  • Meanwhile somewhere in the county a Husband has locked his Wife out of the house and is breaking everything inside.
  • A series of fires kept firefighters busy Sunday Afternoon First reports of small brush fires near Hot Springs Southbound 101 near the Los Patos off-ramp. There was lite smoke reported near an apartment building, a fire Southbound 101 near Sheffield, and 101 South at Castillo. It is unknown if the fires were connected but C'mon.
  • 23152 Driver into parked car and pole driving a brown Mercedes in the 200 Block of West Quinto. A lot of things going on in that block this weekend. Unknown if any of it was connected.
  • Found bicycle Figueroa at Nopal.
  • Report of a man down code blue first block of West Montecito Fire and medics were responding, when medics they said the man was drunk and walking away. I don't know about you guys but that sounds like Bernie to me.
  • Medical Emergency 2 year old with a head laceration in a store at La Cumbre Plaza.
  • Smoke investigation 2900 Block of Ventura, Food on the Stove.
  • SBPD foot pursuit of subject who fled from him. Caught up quickly requested code 2 medics and code 2 back up unit.
  • Overdose in the 800 Block of Camino Pescadero. Not sure if it's the same call or another. Someone said the victim has eaten a cookie of some sort and now cannot walk.
  • That is the thing about drugs; if you're going to do them you have to know what they are going to do to ya. I wish I knew what alcohol was going to do to me. Of course I probably would have still drunk it.

    That's it outta me for now I hope ya all have a great Monday and Dog Willing We will see you on Happy Humpster Day Wednesday. Roger



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