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Scanner Reports 2-4-13
updated: Feb 04, 2013, 7:00 AM

By Roger the Scanner Guy

Well hair we are, another Monday, the first day of the week for many people. When I was younger Monday always felt great to me heading back to work. I always felt young and fresh and happy riding the bus in the morning. I couldn't understand why older people looked like someone took their favorite toy, and gave ‘em a good smack upside their heads. Now that I'm older it usually takes a couple hours for me to wake up and that is how I feel. Wondering about that stabbing the other day in Granny Field, I read somewhere that kids use Granny Field as a short cut to get to school and I'm wondering does anyone escort the kids thru the field or do they just go thru on their own? It concerns me that there are many homeless sex offenders here because not many people will rent to them. There might be a couple sleeping in that field anyway if I had kids they would not be taking short cuts through any field without DAD. I hear some scanner calls from that neck of the woods and I wouldn't want my kids experiencing what goes on there. Of course if I had kids they would be serial killers and there would be nothing going on in that field. Seriously though does someone escort children thru the field?

Now on to Illegal Campers, Crappers, and RVers.

A lot of people are calling in RV's parked in their HOOD's lately I guess they are tired of the Buzz that comes with the RV's which can include Traffic, Noise, Illegal Dumping, there are other problems associated with having people camp in the Hoods Warming Fires, Parties. Anyway since the illegal dumping on Olive the otter night I've heard several calls going out reporting RVers in other neighborHOODS Around town. Sounds like residents are getting tired of the RV's, Warming Fires, HELLraising, among other things. It's been Downtown for a while now, but they don't want it in their back yard.

Well on Sunday morning I almost bit the Dust the traffic light at Cacique and Milpas has this little deal. When there is not a lot of traffic on Milpas the traffic light on Cacique goes green twice in a row. I pushed the button waited, waited, watched the vehicles turn left on Cacique from Milpas, the yellow light came on the vehicles stopped I stepped off the curb Assuming I had the right of way, I didn't. I don't love the sound of SUVs slamming on the brakes first thing in the morning. The drivers gave me dirty looks, I gave them dirty looks and then I looked at the light. There I was jaywalking right in the middle of SUNday morning traffic. After all my SMACK Talkin about motorists that break traffic laws Thank Dog I wasn't wearing an Edhat Shirt like I usually do of course there was my scanner hanging outta my back pocket. I know it doesn't happen much but sometimes the King Screws Up! I've had something going on the past couple days; extreme migraines, and some sinus, the otter night I fell asleep in my chair and woke up with my hair soaking wet with sweat. I don't know if it's the bug or...? Today I noticed what looks like a fanged spider bite just below my eye will see I guess or maybe not.

Oh Well Hair is Thy Blessed Scanner Roni Reports, FRYday:

  • This sounded a little weird to me, injured bloody subject found in the men's room of the Cacique Street Shelter, have no idea what happened.
  • Medical Emergency for a laceration to the head at the Cabrillo Inn.
  • Suicidal Female threatened to jump off bridge into traffic over highway 101.
  • Suspicious Circumstances for someone trying a doorknob in the 3900 Block of Via Lucero, turned out to be a cleaning crew.
  • Suspicious Circumstances female following male he's in a blue Range Rover she's on a bicycle, Bath at Mason.
  • Chapel at Hollister Multi vehicle accident.
  • Non Electrical vehicles parked in Electric vehicle parking only.
  • Combative patient in an ambulance somewhere.
  • Naked transient walking through the park near Del Playa in IV.
  • Auto theft first block of Islay vehicle found later in the day after a Joy Ride, it was a Toyota Tundra I think it's home now.
  • Chest Pains Lompoc Jail.
  • 5150 Female in IV.
  • Dog Fight 6500 Block of Del Playa pit bull vs ? Did not hear the whole call.
  • A Poo Poo spill from an RV 606 Olive.
  • 484 Theft Suspect in the office at the Cacique Street Shelter.
  • 242 Assault at the Paseo Nuevo Theatres sounded like this was an argument between two elderly people and someone got hit, or one hit the otter. It's calls like this I wouldn't want to show up on.
  • Castillo at Mission kid named Lorenzo bullying other kids.
  • Minor injury traffic accident Garden at DLG.
  • Report of tan RV parked in the red 15 East Cabrillo.
  • Someone causing a disturbance and refusing to leave GVCH.
  • Lojack hits on vehicle stolen earlier from first block of West Islay on Northside of Santa Barbara vehicle found at Chase Bank parking lot.
  • 242 Assault in the bar at the Canary Hotel on West Carrillo.
  • Montecito at Chapala illegal burn outside an RV. I don't think the Fire Department found anything.
  • Illegal Campers in an RV in the 500 Block of West Arrellaga.
  • 23152 In the area of Cornel and Wentworth.
  • 415 Of some type in the 600 Block of Sutton.
  • Injury Accident in Albertsons Parking Lot 2010 Cliff Drive vehicle vs pedestrian.
  • Haley at Salsipuedes another injury accident.
  • Anapamu at Mercedes 594 Vandalism Graffiti spray paint.
  • 242 Assault white male adult in his 20's left scene. Code 2 Medics for a bloody lip.

    Scanner Reports, Saturday:

  • Check the Welfare of a transient down Gutierrez and Milpas.
  • Illegal Campers 3 transients inside a dumpster somewhere on Miradero.
  • Smoke Investigations behind the Waste Water Treatment Plant on East Yananoli, and also next to the RR Tracks behind the Fire Training tower these two locations have an ongoing problem with transient warming fires.
  • Subject has locked themself in a bathroom threatening to harm others in the 1100 Block of State Street.
  • Parking Violation 3100 Block of State Street.
  • Somewhere in the County someone bought gas and someone else ripped it off.
  • 2200 Block of Los Positas report of someone urinating outside of the gas station.
  • Suspicious Circumstances in the 700 Block of West Cota.
  • 101 Southbound South of Santa Claus Lane motorcyclist down with rider both injured taken to Cottage hospital, possible non-contact 20002 Hit and Run.
  • Some type of 415 involving a white Mercedes on Wye Road.
  • Report of female inside apartment unit yelling for help 100 Block of North Hope.
  • 2 Subjects fighting in the 500 Block of West Carrillo.
  • Check the Welfare of a male subject climbing over the side of a bridge Santa Rosa Ave. Avenue of the Flags.
  • Seizures IRC Front of the County Jail.
  • 2 Males fist fighting inside residence in the 1200 Block of Quinientos.
  • 459 Burglary to a residence on Paradise Road.
  • 200 Block of Santa Cruz Loud Potty.
  • 6400 Block of Del Playa Overdose.
  • Subject wanted by the Police in Taco Bell 3700 Block of State Street female with dreadlocks.
  • Out of Control 15 Year Old 800 Block of East Figueroa.
  • Code 3 Fire and Medics on Neptune for a kid with a Jelly Bean stuck up his Nose. I didn't know County Fire could respond to other planets. After a couple moments they downgraded it to code 2 It's going to take forever for them to get there.
  • 415 Domestic outside Cottage Emergency.
  • 594 Vandalism in the area of Kimberly and Mason.

    Scanner Reports, SUNday:

  • Fire, Medics, SBPD Responding for a possibly combative patient 1000 Block of Cliff Drive.
  • Suspicious subject possibly harassing Code 40, Drunk female in the 1800 Block of State Street at the Fiesta Inn.
  • Code 40, Drunk female attempting to enter a residence in the 1200 Block of Quinientos.
  • South of highway 33 a non-contact 20002 hit and Run brown sedan ran a silver truck into the center divider.
  • Theft Investigation in the 1900 Block of DLV.
  • Suspicious Circumstances in front of Dargan's reporting party says her stolen bicycle is in front of the restaurant.
  • 3700 Block of Bremmer Drive 415 Screaming in the block.
  • 3700 Block of Capri Drive 415 Disturbance in a residence in that block.
  • Train vs Pedestrian 100 Block of State street possible suicide.
  • Fall Victim head injury 900 Block of Carpinteria Street.
  • 23152 White Van with handicapped plates Garden at Cabrillo drove around for a bit before pulling over don't think it was a pursuit.
  • Check the Welfare of a kid in the 800 Block of Weldon mom possibly sharing drugs with him.
  • 415 Domestic in the 400 Block of Rancheria.
  • 415 Of some type in the 600 Block of Garden.
  • DUI or Drunk Bicyclist East Bound on Mission from 101 running lights almost falling down.
  • 415 Code 40, Drunk Transient at the Shell Station Walnut and Hollister making a mess with the trash.- Vehicle blocking 300 South Canada.
  • 415 Domestic 300 Block of North Alisos male 6 feet tall 280 pounds smacked the female and she bit his finger. He was going to take the kid but she got the kid and met the police at Jack in the Box on Milpas.
  • 242 In the 500 Block of DLV.
  • 459 Burglary to a residence in the 700 Block of DLV around 7pm Sunday night taken was an I-Phone and cash. Suspect was wearing a blue and white shirt and jeans.
  • 415 Fight near the Horsey Shoe Pits in Oak Park man was beating up a tan RV.

    Will that is it outta me for now too many things going on I want to hide. I noticed the U.H. put a disclaimer in one of their articles and I kinda feel a movement to do the same. I understand there are a lot of people out there that might be sensitive to these Scanner Reports and the way the King writes the only thing I have to say besides enjoy the therapy is Em Tae. I have been in Therapy before I know it's hard to tell but it works, sometimes. Well, have a wonderful Monday, and Dog Willing, we will see you on Hump Day. Love and Kisses, Roger


    Comments in order of when they were received | (reverse order)

     LIZTISH340 agree helpful negative off topic

    2013-02-04 07:37 AM

    Roger, the children have been walking through the field to El Camino School for years. They are not escorted. They live in the apartments off Turnpike and it's a much shorter route than they otherwise would have.

     

     COMMENT 370601 agree helpful negative off topic

    2013-02-04 07:41 AM

    Second what LIZTISH340 said, kids have always walked through there and I explored there many times in high school and beyond! Never felt unsafe there, even recently, there are always homeless people and some whole camps set up, but they really keep to themselves and I've never felt bothered by anyone livnig there. Kind of like how the homeless of State St. used to be, peaceful live-and-let-live mentality!

     

     COMMENT 370608 agree helpful negative off topic

    2013-02-04 07:50 AM

    The only Edhat headliner so far this morning was Roger's Neptune comment. Thanks for the laugh Roger...it made my Monday...and I almost sprayed coffee everywhere!

     

     COMMENT 370636 agree helpful negative off topic

    2013-02-04 09:53 AM

    Roger, sounds like u got what's going around like wild fire. Mucus, coughing, and the sweats. I've been waking up drenched at night for the past three days. I'm going on a week now with this crap so it's hanging around longer than usual.

     

     COMMENT 370638 agree helpful negative off topic

    2013-02-04 10:01 AM

    Cheech and Chong Doc.
    "Everything he gets goes up his nose"

     

     COMMENT 370639P agree helpful negative off topic

    2013-02-04 10:08 AM

    Lots of rest and fluid Roger and stock up the ipubrofen! The flu is going around, just getting over being sick for over a week myself and know lots of others with those same symptoms. Not fun but it will go away, eventually!

     

     COMMENT 370648P agree helpful negative off topic

    2013-02-04 10:39 AM

    For a while we had an obnoxious RV person, that would pull the RV up onto the curb and sometimes run right over our water meters. By him doing this, my tap water would be brown with silt for a couple days. I asked him nicely to NOT do that and he started arguing with me, so I called the cops and they gave him a nice ticket for parking on the curb. They wanted to give him other tickets but I talked them outta that. Needless to say, that RV found another place to park.

     

     COMMENT 370654P agree helpful negative off topic

    2013-02-04 10:47 AM

    Plus, that obnoxious RV guy, would park too close to our driveway, making it totally impossible to see oncoming traffic when pulling out. On San Andres between Victoria & Micheltorena. I found out from the City that it's very easy to get signs posted "No RV Parking", which would have been my next step, if he hadn't left the area.

     

     SHAKEY agree helpful negative off topic

    2013-02-04 11:04 AM

    Hay Roger, be careful with that bug going around, my son got it a week ago and we gave him aspirin and alot of gatorade and his temp. still went up to 105. His wife got him to the hospital and they gave him something that brought it down quick to 100 . Yeah Roger I said his wife, he got married this weekend , cool huh...

     

     ROGER DODGER agree helpful negative off topic

    2013-02-04 11:14 AM

    And here I was thankin about getting an RV...Damn! I'm fightin that cold but I woke up at 3am and Pooh Bear was wiping his SNOT all over my arm.. I stepped on one of his tootsie rolls on the way to the can..The little booger. I've been hearing alot of diffculty breathing calls heard one this morning right next store one of my favorite neighbors but they think he might have had a mild heart attack. The firemen had him walk out to the ambulance, not cool....Sounds like people are really fed up with the RV's they got one in a motel parking lot on upper State street this morning.. As far as kids walking through granny field all it takes is one wacko to change everything with those kids..I'd rather be safe than sorry..Thats why I'm asking about escorts..I think the last time there was a child homicide here was 1981, alls it takes is one wacko and there are a few sleeping out there feel free to check out meganslawca.gov and see if you reconize anyone residents included..Safe than sorry.

     

     COMMENT 370672 agree helpful negative off topic

    2013-02-04 11:41 AM

    Jelly bean up nose. Ahhh.... sweet memories of youth.

    Antidote = give victim glass of milk, then tell funny "knock-knock" joke. Laughter forces milk out nose, flushing out jelly bean. Problem solved.

     

     COMMENT 370674P agree helpful negative off topic

    2013-02-04 11:49 AM

    my daughter got a red hot stuck up her nose once. She has never touched one since!

     

     ROGER DODGER agree helpful negative off topic

    2013-02-04 04:37 PM

    11,12,13,

     

     COMMENT 370823P agree helpful negative off topic

    2013-02-04 08:19 PM

    That is Roger's brand. He has a following. That following is a benefit for the site. To eliminate that following would be a step backwards.

    Now, as far as appealing to those that don't like his posts, why not write the site operators and ask to become a daily blogger.You could get your name on the navigation bar to the left. If you posted your pic along with your posts, we'd either honk and wave when we see you on the streets or honk and give you the finger.

    Roger provides a wonderful service and he does it with humor. I appreciate that.

     

     COMMENT 370824P agree helpful negative off topic

    2013-02-04 08:23 PM

    Toilet humor. And his picture is where????
    I want to acknowledge him when I see him.

     

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