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Scanner reports 1-16-13
updated: Jan 16, 2013, 7:00 AM
By Roger the Scanner Guy
Another Wednesday Hump Day - the third one of the year. I know, I know, "SHUTUP!!!" Tuesday - What a horrible, horrible day! Nothing went right and at the end of the day, my back is out, everything hurts; I can hardly move. Shakey was here. The greatest man in the world Shakey is been working Graveyard shifts all week everyone calling in sick then he comes over here and attempts to fix my problem. My commode, the plumbing is going haywire every time the city works on something with the sewers my toilet gets plugged up. It was horrible; Poor Shakey scraping the bottom of my toilet with a butter knife. We tried but still plugged up got a new wax ring though better than nothing. That plumbing is messed up then my plumbing is messed up it's been one miserable day. It almost got a lot worse when I picked up the butter knife on my cabinet with something that looked like apple butter on it. I spread it on my bread and almost took a bite, almost "That is not apple butter." I thought aloud. I really did not have a good day but it could have been a lot worse.
Here is Thy Blessed Scanner Roni Reports, Monday:
Missing Autistic Boy Found.
Suicidal Subject Cacique Street Shelter.
Calle Real at El Sueno traffic accident injury.
484 Theft of Beer Tri County Produce.
Suicide attempt with pills on West Sola.
Suicidal Subject on Natoma.
20001 Hit and Run Green Jeep vs Pedestrian at Canon Perdido and Garden.
200 Block of Anacapa Hazard Investigation Sewage flying out of the Sewers. That isn't too far from my home.
242 Assault at SBHS.
459 Burglary in the 300 Block of East Victoria.
Homeless guy passed away in the bushes near the freeway 400 Block of West Arrellaga.
San Pasqual at Canon Perdido Vehicle vs Bicycle.
Suicidal Woman on Cliff near Douglas Family Preserve, Hendry's beach.
Combative subject in the ER at Cottage.
72 Year old Father hit his son on the North Side of town.
415 Customer refusing to leave the Apple Store.
Sparks flying off the wires in the 1300 Block of Punta Gorda Street.
Cacique and Alisos non-injury traffic accident possibly involving a drunk driver.
Small Electrical Fire in the Goleta Bakery 5700 Block of Hollister.
Scanner Reports Tuesday:
Gas Leak in Santa Maria Park View North.
In the 300 Block of West Beach in a motel a guy named Le Roy keeps threatening employees.
Gas Odor outside State and Padre the fire department found nothing wrong.
459 Burglary at the Hungry Cat in the 1100 Block of Chapala.
Traffic Accident vehicle vs motorcycle in front of DPHS.
Traffic Accident 101 Northbound just South of El Sueno.
Ongoing problem with illegal campers dumping trash near the Clark Estate.
Bradley at Windmere loose Cow.
There was a missing 9 year old boy in the 4200 Block of Calle Real for about 20 minutes today.
Cota at Laguna fall victim head injury.
Calle Real at Junipero vehicle vs pedestrian. Pedestrian left scene driver stayed.
5800 Block of Hollister idiot with air soft gun pointing it at people.
Medical Emergency for an unresponsive subject in the 600 Block of Garden.
I hate to make this short but like I said my day has been Scrap. During my double shift I usually get the important calls so I'm here, just not all there. Have a Great Hump Day and Dog Willing hopefully we will see you on FRYday. Roger
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