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Scanner Reports 10-29-12
updated: Oct 29, 2012, 7:00 AM
By Roger the Scanner Guy
Anutter Monday to add on to all the otter Mondays and there has been many and I feel every single
one of them. Pooh Bear too he's got some horrible arthritis I was hoping to avoid the vet thru Christmas but that ain't happening he's gotta go and maybe
me too! Anyway the Holidays are close there is usually a surge of theft around the holidays. Some people say it's because others need money for Christmas
to feed their families so they turn to theft, but it's probably just another opportunist's excuse they tell the judge when they get caught in hope their
sentence will be less. Theft and other opportunist crimes go on all year around.
The otter day I wrote about some jerk getting his mitts in people's mail boxes on the West Side we will see more of that because
of cards and packages sent through the mail this time of year. There is a market for everything nowadays; even my size 56 Underpants which can also serve
as a tent. I once knew a guy that sold his underpants to score some crack cocaine he was a professional comedian but that's no joke. You gotta keep ahold
of everything nowadays. People will even steal your underpants! I really did not hear alot of the IV Halloweener Get Together over the weekend maybe they
were using another channel I don't have on my scanner, or their Nextels. I did hear a few alcohol overdoses, an LSD Overdose. I'm sure it was very busy it
looked like there were a lot of people there. Maybe I'm just so used to hearing calls from IV it don't seem any different to me. I did hear some juvenile calls a
17 year old girl ODed on alcohol, some juveniles doing an alcohol run at Albertsons on Hollister where they got away with some Jack Daniels.
You know I'm listening to this stuff and writing it down for you all to read I'm getting to remember all the booze me and my
friends ripped off when we was kids I surely ain't no Mr. Innocent. When I was a kid The Folks were afraid of us kids getting hooked on drugs so they really
didn't care if we drank alcohol, and smoked cigarettes. It was a different time some store clerks let some kids buy alcohol and some even turned their head
when we ripped em off. We could always find a drunken adult to buy our booze especially if you bought them theirs. I will never forget the time when me
and some other runaway kids broke the seal on a box car in Fort Wayne, Indiana and opened her up. It was filled with case after case of Pabst Blue Ribbon
beer I thought we died and went to Heaven, but then I'm an alcoholic. Some guys remember their first time. I remember the Great PBR Train Robbery of
1975! I'm not trying to glorify my criminal behavior or any thang like that, but theft of alcohol and its abuse among the young is nothing new I did it over 40
Beers ago myself. I'm sure a lot of us have done thangs were not proud of thangs our kids and Grand Kids have never heard about. To some of them, some
of you are Saints. I was baptized Catholic and I sure ain't no Saint! I look at some of the people I grew up with, a lot of them did cocaine, the ones that aren't
dead are straighter than an arrow, and judgmental as HELL. Kinda tempting to remind them of the Good Old Days in front of their families. Might be able to
Black Mail them enough for a Woodchipper, heeheehee.
Here is your Scanner Reports, FRYday:
Drunk juvenile at DLG and Anacapa.
Traffic Hazard a sleeping bag middle lane 101 Southbound near Santa Claus Lane Anyone ask for a sleeping bag?
3 Disturbed transients at Jacks Bagel 53 South Milpas.
Ill subject 900 Block of Ward Drive medic call.
200 Block of Meigs Road at La Mesa Park occupants of a vehicle smoking the Devil Weed.
484 Theft of a laptop Victoria Street Loan and Jewelry.
415 Domestic 1100 Block of San Andreas.
Olive at Gutierrez injury traffic accident vehicle vs bicyclist.
Overdose on the Anapamu Footbridge 400 West Anapamu.
400 Block of East Cota Pitt Bull chasing people glad I wasn't there.
George Unit near Cacique street bridge don't know why looking for homeless types perhaps.
Threats investigation 300 Block of Por La Mar.
Purse Snatch on Cliff Drive on the Mesa did not hear the exact location.
484 H and M Shoplifting 800 Block of State Street.
242 Assault investigation Cottage hospital.
415 Domestic Rancheria and Montecito Streets code 40, Drunk couple arguing.
Code 40, Drunk female sleeping peacefully on isle 5 of Ralphs grocery store 100 West Carrillo. Special today Drunk Female .29 Cents a pound isle 5.
Illegal parking call in Isla Vista in an apartment building parking lot sounds like several spaces were taken over by non-residents.
Loud Potty 1100 Block of Cacique.
200 Block of Oceano Loud Potty.
Somewhere on Cold Springs Road anutter Loud Potty.
Alcohol overdose Santa Ynez Apartments in IV.
Somewhere near UCSB There was another Alcohol overdose.
Scanner Reports, Saturday:
Sometime around 4AM Someone in the 500 Block of East Anapamu heard a vehicle smash up.
Medical Emergency Gutierrez and Elizabeth Fall victim.
Mail Thief near San Andreas and Anapamu followed by the reporting party last I heard police were talking to the both of them.
3200 Block of State Street open door with audible alarm going off unknown if it was a burglary.
Another audible alarm at a business in the 2300 Block of DLV involving suspicious circumstances something about the business being broken into
Brush Fire Calle Real and 154 or thereabouts.
415 Domestic on Pilgrim Terrace male at the bus stop 242ed Woman and Child.
Grey 2008 Ford with juveniles inside involved in Alcohol run from Albertsons 7100 Block of Hollister.
10851 Auto theft recovery investigation at the Santa Barbara Police Department. 10851 Vehicle Theft from the Salvation Army 423 Chapala.
415 Fight in the 400 Block of Por La Mar.
415 Domestic in the 2600 Block of Tallant Road.
Three Vegetarian Fires off highway 166 possibly started by a vehicle.
Fall Victim from a skateboard 600 Block of Flora Vista.
484 Theft from Public Storage.
1144 Death somewhere in the city Santa Barbara.
594 Vandalism Smart and Final man with cane beating vehicles in the parking lot.
Code 40 female near the Casino who thinks she is at her sons home in Lompoc.
Suicidal subject in the area of Cabrillo and Milpas.
At Fess Parkers Inn near Solvang report of dog locked in vehicle in distress.
Medical Emergency for a head injury at Jack O' Connell Park in North County.
Sexual Assault in the 1100 Block of State Street. A transient kissed female against her will unknown what else he might have done? Followed by off duty
police and her boyfriend to MTD Where he started to run was caught back on State street.
415 Domestic in the 200 Block of Cannon Drive at Stevens Park between male and female.
In the Alleyway at 18 East Ortega 8-12 Juveniles smoking marijuana that is a popular place a lot of weird activity occurs there.
Medical Emergency 4600 Block of 8th street possible overdose.
Los Alturas at APS Motorcycle down injury.
415 Domestic in the 700 Block of Bath Street inside an RV.
Someone took a leak behind 501 State Street.
415 Woman screaming obscenities in the 2nd flood woman's restroom of Nordstrom's downtown.
2800 Block of Los Positas 5150 Tenant female tenant breaking things with a hammer landlord is the reporting party.
On the Mesa someone took an overdose of high blood pressure pills.
484 Shoplifter in custody in a shop in the 400 Block of State Street.
Suspicious Circumstances at the Miramar possible Squatter in room broken window bottles and clothing inside.
459 Burglary 1300 Block of Via Alta.
Pedestrian vs vehicle finger injury on El Sueno.
Medical Emergency seizures in the 400 Block of Bath.
200 Block of Senior Circle check the welfare of a rambler on the telephone.
415 Fight Camino Corto and Trigo in IV.
Road Rage Cliff at Los Positas white Subaru followed by a white truck all over town. Last I heard the Subaru was driving toward the police department
there might have been a 242 Assault also.
Suspicious Circumstances 1800 Block of Cleveland suspicious dog barking, possible prowler.
3 Hispanic male juveniles committing 594 Graffiti on Euclid.
20002 Hit and Run Micheltorena at San Andreas with possible suspect information.
1000 Block of Mira Monte someone Dine and Dashed a pizza delivery man.
200 South Milpas inside Circle K 415 Fight between 2 males I went outside to see what I could see I could see someone moving around in the store but
couldn't tell if it was a physical fight. When one of the police cars was pulling in a customer was pulling out of the station onto Milpas possibly driving
drunk. Headlights off, driver observed police car and hit the brakes, other vehicles almost nailed him. He drove slowly in the bicycle lane then pulled into the
Habit Parking lot when he saw the police were not following him he pulled out but stopped half on off the curb almost hitting the lamp post. I watched this
occur but wasn't sure if he was drunk until he almost hit the lamp post by this time the police were out of earshot, If I had a cell phone I would have called I
don't like drunk drivers.
415 Transient yelling at AM-PM 3600 Block of State Street.
Medical Emergency head injury, assault 29 North Milpas.
Division and Riverside in San Luis head on accident fatality.
300 Block highway 246 someone reported hearing 8 or 9 gunshots.
1300 Block of State street 415 Fight 4 subjects.
187 Homicide Lompoc shooting.
Anacapa and DLG Check the Welfare of a man down.
Structure Fire reported at ZoDo's.
Alcohol over dose 17 year old girl Carrillo at Olive I wonder if she was dumped there. I got dumped a couple times people don't want to get in trouble
when others od at their house so they dump people. Sometimes they dump people where they can't be found and people die. I remember someone getting
dumped in Oak Park years ago and they died. I heard someone was dumped in the bushes at State and Calle Real about a year or so ago and they died.
I'm sure more will die as long as there are drugs in this world people will overdo it and some will die. I don't care what anyone says ALCOHOL IS A
Scanner Reports, Sunday:
A really good friend of mine I know on Facebook but never met in person lives in Isla Vista and he told me that at 1:18am
the sirens were screaming thru town. I didn't hear them not that I would anyway I conked out 10 minutes before the 2 inch tidal wave was to strike at
DUI 1000 Block of Mira Monte
Overdose on LSD at Live Oak.
Possible 242 Assault guy tossed out of a green Honda on Kellogg.
Suspicious noises coming from the Lompoc Cemetery...ZOMBIES RUN!!!
100 Block of South La Cumbre 415 Domestic 273.5 Domestic violence code 2 medics for the victim. Police were looking for a loser 25 years old slender
5'10 long blond hair, (His celly will like his hair) wearing a purple jacket and black pants.
3700 Block of State Street at Whole Foods in the parking lot injury traffic accident vehicle vs pedestrian.
Check the Welfare of College aged Folk passed out in front of Mc Donalds, one or two drunk at Market Place. Moments later SBSO responded and I
don't know if it was involving them or otters All Hell Broke Loose. It sounded like someone was resisting SBSO was requesting back up while there was
yelling and moaning in the background. Someone got ZAPPED! After they came to or maybe they never passed out they were transported by the SO to GVCH
to be checked out before going to CJ.
Code 40, Drunk female passed out behind the wheel of a black Cadillac parked blocking the entrance to Channel Islands Surf Boards 36 Anacapa Street.
That must be the Code 40, Drunk woman from isle 5 at Ralphs the otter day, she sure gets around.
Food Vendor 200 Block of North Nopal.
Big Surprise Stolen Lap Top 6500 Block of Del Playa.
Medical Emergency Station One Carrillo and Chapala possible appendix problems not fun I hope they get better soon.
Elderly Fall victim inside the Santa Barbara museum of Fart Anapamu at State Street.
SBPD drops off a new client at the Sober Center on Haley.
211 Silent Alarm went off in the first block of East Gutierrez, the Church of Skatan. I thought for sure they would be open.
Harbor Patrol captured a Dine and Dasher from the Waterfront Grill at Cat Beach.
Will hopefully everything is starting to quiet down now it's SNOT like there is a Full Moon right around the corner or anything. My
kitty isn't doing so hot right now gotta see if I can get him into the vet tomorrow I noticed some sniffles earlier but he also has some horrible pain. I carried
him from next door in this little kitty house, (It's made of cloth) Poor little guy screamed out in pain the way I was carrying him. I didn't know that he was in
extreme pain. I guess a lot of people can't understand how someone can love a cat like that but the little booger is my best friend. He's been here 14 years
then some and he has always been there for me when others left. (He really didn't have any choice I fed him good.) I made a commitment when I quit da
booze that I would always be there for the kitties I always have pretty much. I'll tell you what I sure don't want to let go if something's wrong. I'm praying
he's just got a little cold thing going on ya know like when your bones hurt all over. Got to take care of the little critter. Will that's it outta me. Dog Willing
me, Pooh Bear, Joey Canoli, and Ballistic Belinda, will see you on Wednesday. Roger
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