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Scanner Reports 10-22-12
updated: Oct 22, 2012, 7:00 AM
By Roger the Scanner Guy
Happy Monday from all the Voices in my Head to you and all of yours. When I was a 12-stepper many moons ago they had this saying that went something like this, "If the Elevator is broken you have to take the Steps." It's about working the steps of whichever 12-Step group you are a part of. So I hear this call on Sunday while I'm dying without my internet at the Fall Down Hotel. Medical Emergency: "At the Fall Down Hotel for someone who fell down the steps, the Elevator is broken someone fell down the steps and broke their arm." I must be hitting bottom or something because my internet is gone and it has been for hours. What is the purpose of life? Who is the one and only DOG? "Why the internet of course my child."
LIFE WITHOUT THE INTERNET IS HELL!
So the otter day I went to the grocery store bought a beautiful chicken. On Saturday I put it on a bed of onions and stuck it in the crock pot. I turned on the crock pot and went to work 4 or 5 hours later I came back in lifted the lid of the crock pot to get a whiff of wonderful Roast Chicken, it wasn't cooked. I realized I forgot to plug in the crock pot. I wanted to go get a bunch of tattoos on my face go out and knock the tar out of someone.
One of the reasons I like having the idiot box up and running is to watch community TV. I don't watch it all the time like an idiot but once in a while is nice I was watching the City council meeting one day and I heard a homeless member of the community say that he cut a Bird of Paradise, plant on someone's property. He was arrested and prodded thru this Justice business and was sentenced to 3 years in prison but someone got him out after 3 months. Wow, He doesn't seem to be a danger to the community this fella I don't know him personally but have seen him on several You Tube videos he is an artist, a misunderstood one obviously.
Ernie Wants Bathrooms Downtown and he says he isn't going to give up. I was watching Ernie Soloman Saturday night I don't know if it was a rerun or his regular show. I don't know how long Bob Hanson tried to get bathrooms downtown (Public Restrooms) But it was many years. I guess city employees don't have a problem cleaning up Human Waste or there might be more public restrooms available to the public downtown. It's too bad there is SNOT a phone number for us to call when we (The Public) finds a pile of manure on the ground so they can send a city worker out to clean it up. Human Scrap is Hazardous waste and people can get sick from it. I don't know why the city avoids this issue of Public Restrooms? Ernie also said something about his wife being involved in a non-injury traffic accident where the police would not respond because it was a non-injury accident. I don't know when his wife's accident was but I do hear the police go out on non-injury auto accident calls. It is usually when there is a 415 involved argument or fight. But I have also heard them respond to just regular non-injury fender benders with no injuries involved. I've heard some lately and wonder if that is a result of his experience?
Anyway here is your Scanner Reports, FRYday:
An Enterprise rent a truck involved in a 20002 Los Positas on ramp struck a pole and kept going, possibly a sign pole.
Medical Emergency for someone suffering a hemorrhage on Flower Street in Guadalupe, as Fire and Medics were responding police had them stage as this was a Suspicious Circumstances now. The patient was transported via Med o Vac to Cottage hospital for a Traumatic Injury.
There was a man in the 900 Block of State Street with a Black Dog flagging down motorists requesting an ambulance.
23 South Hope report of someone passed out in a red Toyota with the engine still running.
Parking Lot 10 594 Vandalism.
A Glowing Log in the Ellwood Beach Preserve illegal burn, Glowing Log. I have heard that also happens after drinking some grape drinks.
A fella in the Leadbetter Beach Area called his mother and told her he wanted to kill himself by jumping from a cliff. Police searched for him for some time I think they finally found him on the beach there.
2500 Block East highway 246 there's a bunch of Hay in the road.
600 Block of Walnut Lane overdose.
800 Block of Cheltenham Road Rollover traffic accident, twice over the weekend heard a subject ran that lives in the block. I don't know if it involves the accident.
SBSO reported Lo Jack hits from a vehicle near Storke and Willow Glen. Lo Jack is like a GPS for stolen vehicles this one is a 2006 Toyota.
MTD Bus smoking corner Micheltorena at Chapala.
500 Block of Hartnell Road 459 Burglary to residence.
Transient drunk tried to reach into a customer's vehicle at USA Gas 8 South Milpas.
20002 Hit and Run Harbor View Inn on West Cabrillo RV hit and ran a white Toyota partial 6T?R??? Last seen West on Cabrillo.
6000 Block of Ashley Place fire hydrant taking a leak.
Harmon at Salinas a 415 over Cab Fare, argument or fight.
Two guys 415 Domestic in a motor home Pacific Oaks at Santa Felica.
Report of two subjects smoking the Devil Weed in the 500 Block of State Street.
Code 2 medical call at the pay phone 134 South Milpas.
Scanner Reports, Saturday:
Early in the morning there was a 415 Domestic in the 1600 Block of Chapala Street. Male involved pulled a steak knife threatened suicidal intentions left driving toward highway 154. He was driving silver VW.
Ex-girlfriend refusing to leave ex-boyfriend's place in the 300 Block of West Alamar.
Intruder in the Laundry Room in the 300 Block of West Arrellaga upon leaving 242ed Assaulted reporting party. Unknown if the intruder was sleeping or doing laundry?
459 Burglary to a residence in the 1100 Block of Laguna.
Female Armed with Hedge Trimmer attempting to intimidate employees in the 300 Block of West Canon Perdido Street.
Check the Welfare of a man off his meds 1500 Block of Eucalyptus Hill Road.
Code Blue possible overdose 800 Block of West Islay near Gillespie. There were children there too the parent took and overdose with their children there and went code blue unknown if they survived.
Pueblo at DLV White dog in and out of traffic.
At the Salt Marsh on Ash Street group of drunk transients talking inappropriate language around families.
Hazmat responded to a call on Via Real in Carpinteria.
415 Domestic in the creek bed 5200 Block of Hollister.
Fall Victim in the main dining room at Val Verde.
Report of another 415 Domestic in a creek bed near Del Norte and Glen Annie.
Another 415 Domestic Cota at State Street down town.
Unconscious male in the toilet at Macys 701 State Street SBPD Requested.
600 Block of West Sola report of 4 children 2 males and 2 females left unattended in a home call was to check their welfare.
Chimney Fire 1800 Block of Berkley in Santa Maria.
300 Block of Ortega Ridge Road report of two subjects jumped a fence in a back yard wearing dark clothing.
Overdose 1900 Block of San Andreas.
Report of an Elderly Woman down in the roadway vehicles driving around her 900 Block of Carpinteria Avenue in Santa Barbara.
1900 Block of Garden 242 Assault.
3 gang Types in the Creek Bed in Bonnet Park 1200 San Pasqual.
On Cervantes Report of a male trying to pull a female into bushes wearing a black hoodie, blue jeans, black shoes, a muscular white male.
Skateboarder down 400 Block of Fellowship Road.
700 Block of West Micheltorena Father and reporting parties boyfriend 415 Fight 242 Assault and code 2 Medics.
Check the Welfare of a subject on the Micheltorena overcrossing wearing dark clothing.
Code 2 medics for a facial injury 700 Block of West Micheltorena.
Gutierrez at Canada 4 females fighting.
Scanner Reports, Sunday:
Dogs in traffic 900 Carpinteria Ave. Older brown dog, Pit Bull on highway 101 at Milpas, Doberman with collar highway 101 at Laguna.
Cliff Drive at Loma Alta Bicyclist down.
600 Block of West Cota 415 Family involving runaway juvenile.
Motorcyclist down minor injury in Carp.
I-Pad theft 1000 Block of San Antonio Road.
White male drunk yelling at children in Ortega Park.
5200 Block of Calle Real Perini's 4 males white with neck tattoos dined and dashed getting away in a yellow vehicle registered in Bakersfield.
A Male running from the area of 199 North Fairview after being discovered taking pictures up a woman's dress.
23152 Female in vehicle driving on sidewalk not sure where it was Castillo possibly, police caught her.
Unknown type medical emergency at Carp State Beach at a camp site Ranger on scene.
Elderly driver crashed into a pole in the underground parking at Paseo Nuevo code 2 medics.
Rancho Los Alamos code blue unknown circumstances or if patient survived.
Code 2 medics 900 Block of West Mission for a swollen arm.
SBPD Officer checking out a vehicle in the 800 Block of Clifford.
That is it outta me for now have a wonderful Monday, Dog willing we will see you on Wednesday. Roger
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