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Scanner Reports 10-19-12
updated: Oct 19, 2012, 7:00 AM
By Roger the Scanner Guy
FRYday Today is Fish for me I may not be able to afford a car but at least I eat good. On Thursday I went over to Fresh and Easy they had some grub on sale and I was aiming to score some good fresh food. I did, got me some chickens, veggies, bacon cause I just about go nuts on Sunday Morning when the Habit cooks up Bacon on their fryer the aroma floats all over the HOOD, so now I got bacon too! I did my Chopping and was loading everything into the back of my Tricycle I then turned on my Scanner and slipped my headphones on I usually wear them around my neck because it's against THE LAW to ride a bicycle with headphones on.
Anyway I'm hearing this crazy stuff on the Scanner about Montecito, Sycamore Canyon, Lotus Land, The San Ysidro Ranch, and Montecito Presbyterian Church. I heard something about a plumbing shed collapsing and workers being trapped it sounded like we was having another disaster. I jumped on my trusty Tricycle with 400 pounds of food in the back basket and flew home at 2.5 miles per hour! I didn't take Milpas I took Nopal and to HECK with THE LAW I slammed those headphones over my ears! I was hauling ARS and then some! Pedaling hard sweating wishing I had a car, a cell phone, a lap top, anything so I could report this disaster occurring and get it up on Edhat. I was just about to fall over from a Fart Attack when I heard the narrator of this horrible disaster occurring in Montecito say it was a Drill. BOY they sure got me good! I was freaking out! I was very happy to hear it was a drill. Workers trapped in a Plumbing shed? I guess such a thing as a Plumbing Shed would exist on an estate but I have never heard of a plumbing shed before.
I guess I'm going to have to change my phone number because some criminal that lives over there in Montecito sucked it out of my FACEBOOK account for his own Scumbag thieving pleasures, little JERK! My landline number is registered with several businesses I do business with but I got to change it because some criminal SKUZBAG decided to take advantage of that phone number, using it to get fraudulent loans and then filing bankruptcy. I called the banks involved one would not let me thru to a representative, the other says they have no record of my phone number being associated with the crook yet they call me every day. While Mr. Montecito continues his fraudulent lifestyle. One day he will screw up and we will all be reading about him in the funny papers him and his upcoming marriage to Bubba. Keep it up Jerk Face! When you get caught and you're crying to the DA about how hard your childhood was and how Santa Barbara County Jail scares you and you can't make it on one roll of TP a week I'll be laughing at you. I might even show up and visit you and leave 1.25 on your books so you could get a cup of ramen, manure head!
The banks involved told me to answer my phone which I really HATE to do because it's an Election year and all these butt heads are calling "Vote for Romney, Vote for Obama!" And I'm voting For Willie Nelson. My mind is made up too. Willie may SNOT win but no one can blame me for those other guys' mistakes. It sure would be something though if everyone wrote Willie's name in and he did win, yep sure would be something. He would turn this country around for the better! Willie Nelson for President!
Hair is Thy Scanner Reports, Wednesday:
We started out the day with the Look Out Fire and it was scary but we are lucky that we have the Fire Fighting Resources that we do it was pretty much contained within a day.
Unknown if injury traffic accident vehicle vs bicycle Zodo's parking lot.
Check on Drinkers at Pershing Park.
23152 Driver reported in areas of Foothill, Ontare, and near highway 154. It was described as a Toyota Highlander silver and blue SBPD was unable to locate the driver.
Code 2 Medics at the Cacique Street shelter 800 Block of Cacique PD on scene.
Check the Welfare of a subject sitting in the sun for over an hour on a bench at MTD 1020 Chapala.
Suspicious Circumstances 1100 Block of Cacique.
Medical Emergency Asthma Attack 500 West Carrillo. Heard a couple of those yesterday I had one during the Painted Cave Fire in 1990.
Prem Check 500 Block of State Street back parking lot of hotel subject looking in vehicle windows.
Smoke Check Patterson and Bradley.
415 Verbal argument heard La Cumbre overcrossing over the 101.
Kitchen Fire reported out in the 1200 Block of Liberty.
Unknown if injury traffic accident 700 Block of West Cook.
Check the Welfare of a man pushing a grocery cart Montecito at Castillo.
Medical Emergency for a subject with seizures Jalama Beach while medics and Cal Star were responding subject went code blue and was reported as not breathing with no pulse, CPR was started Engine 51 arrived and was there for quite some time it's unknown if the person survived, I hope so.
On Harris Grade a traffic accident involving a vehicle in a ditch was reported, a moment later it was reported that someone was having an Asthma Attack.
500 Block of West Morrison medical emergency for facial laceration PD on scene Santa Maria.
Keep the Peace while subject picks up his stolen I-Phone near Alisos and Carpinteria streets. This must be I-Phone Alley I've heard of a few such calls in the area.
Look Out Command Dissolved around this time 8PMish. But another crew arrived to take their place.
Check the Welfare of a subject in the bushes outside of Big 5 Sporting Goods in the 3900 Block of State Street. Turned out the guy in the bushes was an assault victim and transported to the hospital.
415 Subject refusing to leave Trader Joes 29 South Milpas. I have a hard time leaving Trader Joes too all that Good Food and Free Samples Yum Yum! Me and Ballistic Belinda Love Trader Joes!
Scanner Reports, Thursday:
Suspicious Circumstances a bottle of marijuana on the counter of a liquor store in North County. If liquor stores start selling marijuana in bottles I'm afraid I might have to fall off the wagon a few times.
415 Transient 218 East Cota.- 400 Block of West Carrillo subject with arm laceration medics.
SBPD on a group at the Breezeway 18 East Ortega.
A few moments later Frank Units were transporting subject or subjects from that breezeway to County Jail, I don't know why?
Report of a 245 Assault with a dead weapon in Oak Park. Although I think police said the call might be unfounded, which I stink means phony.
459 Burglary to a residence on Paseo Del Encanto.
Stray animal in the 1200 Block of Shoreline.
Open Container law breaker in the 1000 Block of State Street.
415 Subject at Aldos in the 1000 Block of State Street.
SBPD officer requesting transport for a female in the 300 Block of West Mission to the station. The address was where the 415 between roommates was the other day, the one where I thought the female might not be telling the truth and nothing but the truth. Well sounds to me like maybe old Roger was right on the Moola as the female was being transported to SBPD. I wonder what for I'd really like to know because I'm very Nosey.
Report of several juveniles approx. 8 years old hitchhiking in front of McKinley School 350 Loma Alta.
Dude on the Westside comes home from a Camping Trip he has Bear Repellant in his pack somehow some way it goes off. He resides in a two story apartment building, some of his neighbors including himself was overcome by Bear Repellant fumes Engine one and AMR responded everyone was checked out no one was transported to Cottage. No Bears Fans were harmed in this action.
2 Subjects 101 at Mission stopping traffic police said they were familiar with the subjects.
Male with several lacerations on his face asking for help 130 East Garden.
Somewhere near DLV George units were involved on a raid on a house near DLV I don't know where. That is because there is construction going on right outside my door, Screaming Fiberglass saws!
I'm itching from the fiberglass I'm being overcome from scratching itching screaming saws in my head and guess who calls? The Bank that wants its money from the little criminal that got my number off Facebook for his little Fraud game. Well I didn't mean to but I reamed them with Roger Speak and they hung up on me can you imagine? They hung up on me I took my blood pressure pill today but I'm guessing it don't even matter.
Medical Emergency for a fall victim with a head injury in the 500 Block of West Pueblo.
Another medical emergency in the men's dorm of the homeless shelter on Cacique for seizures.
415 647F Drunks in the front of 529 State street causing problems.
Possible phone scam going around reported to SBSO by phone.
Found property a bicycle frame locked to a bicycle rack in the 500 Block of State Street.
Fall victim in the men's shower at the Rescue Mission head injury.
415 Domestic 6700 Block of Trigo, verbal.
Trespassers and Illegal Dumpers at Block Buster 101 North Milpas.
415 Investigation at Samarkand that is all I heard there.
Will that is pretty much it outta me for now except the other day I was walking up Cacique street and the director of the Cacique Street Shelter was walking right toward me. It reminded me of the Adams Family when the model trains collide before the show I thought "Oh No here it comes..." I thought about crossing the street but "No way was I going to avoid that guy" Let him cross the street well he didn't and neither did I, Instead we greeted one another and continued walking without confrontation. I was thinking just like many people in the neighborhood that I want Peace I just want to coexist I ain't got nothing against no one except for that little crook that used my phone number for his dishonest ways. Even then I just want the phone calls to stop. Once they stop I'll probably forget all about the guy my thoughts will bury it, I have so many otter things on my mind. Anyway I just wanted to share that little thing about running into the shelter director, Dog don't give us anything we can't handle one moment at a time. I may SNOT bee a 12-Stepper anymore but that stuff is still stuck in my head. Dog Willing We will see you on Monday, Have a Great Weekend Everyone! Roger
P.S. Hey Eric or whatever your name is Omaha Steaks Called and I told them this wasn't your phone number, along with Bank of America. If you keep this up I will file charges so just quit now.
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