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Scanner Reports 9-26-12
updated: Sep 26, 2012, 7:00 AM
By Roger the Scanner Guy
Humpity, Hump Hump Day. Wednesday, another Wednesday in Paradise. The only Change you're going to see here is more Manure piled on old Manure so on and so forth and that covers just about everything here. No changes just more Manure it might be prettier Manure that covers up the old Manure so for a while it will look good. After a while like old Manure it will start stinking it always does after a while ya know. Everyone will whine a couple more dump trucks will arrive more Manure will be smoothed over the old Manure and things will be pretty and fresh for a while so on and so forth, Same Old Manure. My Opinion on the Smart Alec Comments on Edhat: I like them, all of them. Of Course I'm the "Deleted Poster Child," of Edhat.
This is what goes through my mind when I observe others attempting to change things for the better and the change falters into the scrap bucket. The people who wanted the change don't give up instead they look on the Bright Side, that's the side that just got covered by new Manure. I knew what was going to happen all along. I don't consider myself totally Negative just a little maybe. To me it's reality there will be No Change just New Manure! I don't feel like I need to explain what I'm talking about because this Manure covers just about everything in Santa Barbara of course that is only my opinion. That's my Cacique Underpants and I'm sticking to them.
Scanner Reports, Monday:
There was a carjacking in Santa Maria overnight suspect was a white male, weapon a knife, vehicle stolen a grey Ford Bronco last three numbers on plate 803.
At the Carrillo Gym 100 Block of East Carrillo there was a report of a 5150 Subject rolling around on the ground. Kinda reminds me of someone I've heard about before.
Calle Cesar Chavez and Yanonali 2 Vehicles 415 possibly racing one was a convertible Toyota running stop signs driving reckless.
Medical, for a person down near the Dumpsters 505 East Los Olivos. Someone threw away a perfectly intact human being!
20002 Hit and Run Suspect vehicle a grey Volvo 1400 Block of State Street. I don't know whom or what they hit but the licensee number was recorded also, someone's gonna get a knock on their door soon.
415 Domestic in front of Marshalls downtown.
A woman living on Emily Way called County Dispatch and told them she doesn't want her 12 year old child anymore.
Somewhere in Santa Barbara a couple adult kids fighting over power of attorney for their dad. Sounds like Dad has or had money.
On Celestial Way Neighbors threatening to poision other neighbor's cat.
Funny Money at Albertsons in Goleta.
278 Investigation over on Oak Park Lane that is Child Stealing, or abduction.
Injury traffic accident Montecito Street at Alisos.
1500 Block of Eucalyptus Hill Road Subject living in that block called some place in Ventura and made some type of terrorist threats involving "Harming People." Several city units responded to the subjects home I have no information on the outcome.
3400 Block of Richland Drive 2 females Verbal 415.
Michael L. Calling the police on himself from the pay phone at 134 South Milpas.
415 Subject on a bicycle wearing a orange tie-dye shirt hitting walls, yelling 100 East Arrellaga.
Suicide Attempt 500 Block of Los Olivos, overdose.
Suicidal Subject in the 200 Block of West Arrellaga she wants to cut herself.
Scanner Reports, Tuesday:
A dog was hit by three vehicles on the highway near La Cumbre. It was transported by City SBFD Fire to an Emergency Animal Hospital I don't know which one nor do I know the condition of the dog.
3000 Block of Foothill or Highway 192 a bicyclist crashed and suffered a head injury.
415 Noisy Neighbors on the 300 Block of Pacific Oaks.
There was an Amber Alert that came over the SBSO Channel out of North Carolina for a 12 year old girl traveling with a 38 year old man. Her name is Abigail. She's 5'4, 90 pounds carrying a pink backpack with Peace signs all over it, she is wearing black Nikes. His name is Tim Newman he is 38 years old, 5'8 210 pounds, and brown hair brown eyes. Driving a red with black roof convertible Chrysler Sebring. They are believed to be in the East but I think it was broadcast here for a reason.
I really hate adults that prey on children I would really like to legally of course run a couple through a Wood Chipper. The State of California would make a lot of money selling raffle tickets for the honor of running a couple thru. I'm sure there are many other people who would pay for the chance to run a couple thru. I know some of you wouldn't. I hate seeing kids that have gone thru what I have knowing that all their lives they are going to have rough lives. They say they can't be cured but they sure can be PAROLED all over the Place Can't they? Justice is the Wood Chipper. Paid For By the People to Elect Wood Chipper For the President of the United States (yea right) of America.
A telemarketer called an elderly person on the phone somewhere in North County. The Elderly person said that they were dying. Telemarketer calls 911. I sure hope the person was saved by that telemarketer.
Medical Emergency at the Cacique Street shelter, Over Dose.
Lewd Conduct in a vehicle 2981 Cliff Drive in a Cadillac Escalade it's silver. The color of the vehicle I mean.
594 Vandalism at Franklin involving some UNgang members juveniles.
SBPD Officer requesting assistance on a wanted subject Pueblo at Calle Real.
Another SBPD officer requested extra CSI in the 1200 Block of Diana.
Steven P. is Yelling at Silly Hall near De La La Guerra Plaza. There are some people who know Steven he is a master at the Air Guitar.
Meanwhile at Carp State Park a Ranger is chasing an Hispanic male juvenile in possession of alcohol, for those of you who thought I was going to say Mary Jane Ha!
Report of a possible 261 Rape in Orcutt.
AMR is transporting a 5150 to PUFF.
Report of two citizens of the world cutting their hair and throwing it at passersby at 610 State Street. By the time police got there they were unable to locate.
Someone injured their shoulder in the 1100 Block of East Cabrillo there was a call for code 2 medics.
Assist the medics at Cota and State Street for a subject sitting in a red truck smoking Mary Jane, I guess I spoke too soon.
Strong Arm Robbery in the area of the Farmers Market SBPD looking for a Hispanic couple. I guess they went for a walk downtown too.
Oh Well that is all I got for now, except I have this terrible case of painful gas man it really hurts! Dog willing well see ya all on FRYday. Roger
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