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* The best ethnic food available in town is Mexican food.

* The most lacking ethnic food in town is Ethiopian food.

* Gangs are the thing in town - that is here, but we wish wasn't.

* Walmart is the thing in town - that isn't here, and we hope never is.

* The worst intersection in town is at Fairview and Calle Real.

* The longest traffic light is at Fairview and Calle Real.

* The best city in California (not in Santa Barbara County) is San Francisco.

* The best state in the US (not including California) is Hawaii.

* If Santa Barbara were a fruit, it would it be an avocado.

* If Santa Barbara were an animal, it would be a dolphin.

* The most famous Santa Barbara native is Kathy Ireland.

* The most famous Santa Barbara citizen (not including Oprah) is Rob Lowe.

* The Earthling Bookstore is the thing in town - no longer here that we miss the most.

* Target is the thing in town - not here that we wish was.

* The best place to take out-of-town guests is Stearns Wharf.

* The best place to go to avoid tourists is Goleta.

* The best place in town for people watching is State Street.

* The best place in town for seeing famous people is Lucky's.

* The best place in town to take your dog off-leash is Hendry's Beach.

* The best place in town to take your dog on a leash is Cabrillo Blvd.

* The best place in town for a barbeque is Leadbetter Beach.

* The best place in town for a brown bag lunch is Alice Keck Park.

* The best place in town to watch the sunrise is on Camino Cielo.

* The best place in town to watch the sunset is Butterfly Beach.

* The best place in town to be by yourself is hiking the foothills.

* The best place in town to be in a crowd is at the Bowl.

* The best place in town to go for a walk is Hendry's Beach.

* The best place in town to go for a run is Cabrillo Blvd.

* The best place in town to go for a bike ride is on Cabrillo Blvd.

* The best place in town to go for a scenic drive is San Marcos Pass.

* The best annual local event is Solstice.

* The worst annual local event is Fiesta.

* The best place in town to be seen is at the beach.

* The worst place in town to be seen is in jail.

* The best parking lot in town is the Granada Garage.

* The worst parking lot in town is at Five Points.

* The ugliest building in town is the county Admin Building.

* The prettiest building in town is the County Courthouse.