Such a shame I'll be out of town that day.
My conscience is clear, however, having always brought a bag with me because I anticipated my dog crapping on the sand and hauled trash out even though she never, ever not even ONCE pooped at the shore, the entire twenty years I've lived here.
Why do I feel the need to mention this here? Because year after year I would get signs posted to my car and on my lawn about "clean up after your dog".
We did. Fastidiously. But because some neighborhood busibodies found dog excrement here and there, they decided it was from the largest dog in the neighborhood.
It HAD to have been. LOGIC SAYS SO.
My friends, we always, and I mean A L W A Y S cleaned up after our dog.