COMMENT 174233
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2011-05-17 04:38 PM |
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TL, you read my mind! Are you my wife? I have a ring on my finger but I forgot who I married. OK, OK. So I tried to impersonate god's gift to women kind. This guy makes us all look bad. Hey ladies, if you are single and don't want to end up lonely, keep in mind there's winners like this out there. If his brother is interested in you, RUN TO THE HILLS.
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COMMENT 174228
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2011-05-17 04:33 PM |
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Every spouse has at least one little annoying habit that gets on the nerves of his/her significant other. (Does anyone remember that "I Love Lucy" episode where the girls go to Palm Springs while the boys stay in Hollywood because the husbands and wives are getting on each other's nerves? I love that one...) I think if both parties are aware of the annoyance, then both parties should make an effort...the offender can make an effort to try harder...and the offended can choose to look past the annoyance....to love that person in spite of his/her shortcomings. (The letter still sounds a little fake to me though...) ;-)
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COMMENT 174223
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2011-05-17 04:23 PM |
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14: "In the middle ages, he would been called a, what do you call them? Today, he's just a... wait. it's on the tip of my tongue." (the rest of us): "...yes...?" 14 to his wife: "Hunny, can you help me figure out what I'm trying to say?" ;-)
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COMMENT 174219
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2011-05-17 03:59 PM |
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What kind of idiot forgets his personal stuff and expects his wife to bail him out. In the middle ages, he would been called a, what do you call them? Today, he's just a... wait. it's on the tip of my tongue.
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COMMENT 174172
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2011-05-17 02:36 PM |
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No wonder she disapproves of you, I'd get up and run if I were her. Just go ahead and keep embarrassing your ego, no one else will. Yeah, I believe he's for real. Many do have ego's so big, it's hard for them to get them into our home door entry. And once in the door, it becomes even harder to get them out cause their head grew more while placing judgement on others. lol
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COMMENT 173968
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2011-05-17 07:39 AM |
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Is this for real...?
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COMMENT 171212P
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2011-05-08 12:41 PM |
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if you know you loose your keys and wallet then do something to prevent it ~ dah! Find a place to keep them...a bowl or something for when you come in esp if you know it pisses her off.........that's just asking for a fight
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COMMENT 171171
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2011-05-08 10:01 AM |
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Did this post ever push my buttons! You "help" in the garden? This implies your wife does the main work and you will consent to come when she needs assistance in heavy lifting. Sometimes you do the grocery shopping? How about increasing that to "often"?
Losing keys, etc? Have you considered ADD? Similar situation at home because my spouse cannot learn to put keys, etc., in the same place (pocket?) every time. Turns out to be ADD.
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COMMENT 171160
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2011-05-08 09:09 AM |
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How do you know you are in menopause? You sit in the car fumbling frantically in your purse for your lost car keys, and then realize the engine is already running. This is a very old joke so midlife memory losses, "senior moments" are a very real part of this aging process. Other jokes call menopause the CHRS CRAFT disease: Can't Remember S*** and Can't Remember A F****** Thing. Just know this will start happing for both men and women at midlife. That is all. And no, there is no pill that will cure it or set the clock back regardless of all the junk science hype out there. You learn to surf it and surrender to it. And stock up on Post-It notes.
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COMMENT 171160
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2011-05-08 07:00 AM |
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One of the first signs of the midlife menopause and andropause is forgetting where one's keys are. This is a classic. Read up on the midlife changes you will expect to experience. They can start in the mid-30's.
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COMMENT 171124P
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2011-05-07 07:37 PM |
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From your rant I agree with edda, your wife has a problem- you.
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COMMENT 171095
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2011-05-07 05:16 PM |
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You help with the yard work and the kids? What are you? Twelve years old and hoping that Mom will increase your allowance? Meanwhile you are gong to flirt with women who appreciate how good looking you (think you) are. I feel so sorry for the mother of your children. And I just bet that when you hear "Mother's Day" you think only of your dear ol'mom and not the Mother in your own house. The actual Mother of your children. The woman you pledged to love, honor and cherish.
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COMMENT 171070P
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2011-05-07 02:09 PM |
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You ARE a catch!...why don't you leave that ol' bag and let's run off together, I'll just get in the car and come right over ...oh wait, darn, now where did I put those keys?...uh, just a minute, I'll be right there, just gotta find those darn keys...
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COMMENT 171065P
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2011-05-07 01:22 PM |
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How about a man purse? Carry your stuff. And men who are willing to carry their stuff in a bag often appear confident, and that can be sexy.
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COMMENT 171061
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2011-05-07 12:52 PM |
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On the onset of his dementia my grandfather kept losing his keys and wallet. Maybe your wife is a tad worried?
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COMMENT 171048
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2011-05-07 10:54 AM |
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I guess this is all for fun because the letter to Edda appears to be contrived and made up just to generate comments, which it has me doing.
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COMMENT 171045
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2011-05-07 10:53 AM |
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Have you tried a key rack?
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COMMENT 171042P
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2011-05-07 10:36 AM |
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Get your ears pierced and hang your keys on one side and your wallet on the other. You'll never have to look for them again!
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COMMENT 171039
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2011-05-07 10:31 AM |
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Perhaps you aren't as good looking as you think.
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COMMENT 171034
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2011-05-07 10:17 AM |
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Have the kids hide her Mother's Day gift and when she asks about it, tell her to find her own darn present!
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